ok i am just catching up on this thread, and really can't get past this section. i love it when he plays his hits. so let's break it down.
-everyone is coming after me and those who do work for me
-every accusation is a confession, as he loves to threaten, harass, and insult others
-exaggeration, hyperbole, etc
-according to trump, they were involved in a decades-long audit, but because it's associated with trump, it is obviously great
-anyone coming after him (or doing their job) is obviously crooked and not playing by the rules (accusation, confession)
-everyone is political except him, he's just an honest, hard working businessman
-if you've ever lost an election, you're a failure, and that's the lowest on the trump rating scale, and therefore this person cannot be trusted
-hillary clinton name-check, everybody drink
-lock her up
-hillary controls the da's office in manhattan because she must because why else would anyone come after trump?
-it's always about crime (scare tactics)
-again, the hyperbole. there can't just be crime, it has to go beyond to "levels not even thought possible"
-i've seen batman movies, lots of crime levels have been contemplated
-most killings are probably vicious, but ok
-super relevant to an accounting firm
-china is bad
-those dems love to release criminals out onto the streets where they will undoubtedly commit more vicious crimes shortly
-murder is bad, other crimes are also bad, and there's only crime in big cities run by dems
-"through the roof" is vague but i'll allow it
-i don't even need him to show his work because 100 is such a nice round number so i'm good here, no hyperbole
-democrats are bad and if they're in office, they cannot be trusted to do their jobs honestly, this one is easy
-it's always about wasting the taxpayers time and money - witch hunts are so exhausting, and should not be allowed to happen
-it's always about him
-"get trump" in quotes suggests an actual quote, but attributable to nobody in particular
-hillary clinton, drink
-these attorneys are so devoted to getting trump that they have left their cushy jobs to assist the political loser da
-viciously, seems like a weird characteristic of this situation, but ok
-i'm starting to think he doesn't understand how quotation marks work
-if someone is against him, they are not only left, but radical left
-they would only go after him if they hated him already, clearly
-media is the enemy of the people
-he only knows about 8 adjectives and he's already used 4, so the rant must be almost over
-insults, threats, accusations, confessions
-everybody is out to get me, which means they hate me, which means they are not credible
-things takes time when there's significant stalling and pushback and obfuscation
-so wait, are you following the rules, or did they wait too long to find the infractions? because those are two different things
-if she got elected, she must've been doing something bad
-referring to himself in the 3rd person
-quotation marks, sigh