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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/13/22 in Posts

  1. DAMN..... So the UA does listen to the Surl.
  2. Time to go hang these up in the empty produce department at HEB
  3. I’m going out on a limb to say CTJ would dislike any coach Texas hired, because he generally dislikes all people.
  4. Cajun Navy offering to tow the Moscow.
  5. The Azov Regiment continues to destroy enemy equipment. Missed this video? OOS. Every life is important! The recent shelling of Mykhailivka in the Donetsk region nearly killed a 77-year-old man. The man miraculously survived, and his puppy was covered with debris and earth.
  6. Russia made the decision for Finland/NATO with the invasion of Ukraine IMHO. They lied their asses off on their real intentions and invaded anyway. They proved that they cannot be trusted and are forcing everyone's hand. We are WELL PAST the point of asking "what will Russia do?" because they have shown that they will be aggressors no matter what. That's what Finland now believes so they are buddying up with the biggest bully on the block.
  7. I'm still willing to give Sark a chance to prove it this year. There are enough positives - offensive scheme, recruiting, first half performance in most of our games - to hold out hope that last year's problems were some combination of personnel, team chemistry, fixable coaching deficiencies, and bad luck. But this is the year that those problems need to be addressed. The personnel issues might not be fully solved (the DL, OL, LB holes are still glaring), but at least it looks like he knew enough to recruit the DL & OL heavily. The team chemistry - he brought in younger coaches and is trying to instill player accountability. Will it be enough or are we too dysfunctional to have a turnaround this soon? Fixable coaching mistakes - He didn't replace PK. Is one bad season over the last 10 years an indication of a shitty coach, or personnel issues? I guess we'll find out. Was the terrible offense in second half of games due to poor coaching/poor playcalling? Was it out of shape players? Poor team psyche? Those are things that can be fixed. Bad Luck - 3 or 4 little things in the OU game could have gone different and we win (out of bounds catch for OU, out of bounds no-catch for UT, missed QB tackle). Winning that game likely plasters over some team culture issues, and maybe we don't have PTSD vs OK State & Baylor and we win those games? Right now, Sark's Texas report card is one big Incomplete. If you want to put all of the blame on Sark, and say "he mis-evaluated the roster, doesn't know how to motivate the team, didn't fix the defensive scheme issues, didn't make good second half adjustments, didn't fire PK, etc.", I understand where you're coming from. There are plenty of negatives to choose from and say "He's not gonna work out". I think he can turn most of those things around this year. We'll have better skill players, much improved QB play, possibly better OL play (if the freshman contribute well). On defense, perhaps Fat Gare can bring about improved LB play, better secondary, and we can cobble together some sort of DL that's not bottom 100 in Div1. If a possibly lethal offense and a slightly improved defense can bring about some early success and the team chemistry turns around, it could be a solid season. There are enough examples of second year coaches making the leap (Saban at Bama, Aranda at Baylor, etc.). Maybe our luck will turn around and we can see a similar improvement. Or, I'm just a sucker and Lucy is gonna pull the football out from under me one more time.
  8. Right. Many Dems are shitty or feckless. And I try to avoid voting for the ones that are. And, when they get photographed making a ill-conceived joke at an asleep female soldier's expense, everyone agrees that it's best for them to resign. They don't rally around that person, blame Antifa, spread lies, make the rounds at Fox to call it harmless, and otherwise shit on the notion of a democratic society. If they did, they'd also be shitty and feckless, and I wouldn't support a party that would galvanize together to avoid calling a spade a spade. Do you see the difference? Of course you don't.
  9. 12 points
    Vlad should be impaled?
  10. Holy shit, didn't realize that when Biden called it genocide, he was standing in front of John Deere tractors. Between that and Ukraine offering Medvedchuk up in a potential POW exchange, some solid trolling today.
  11. Well, younger generations wouldn't get this reference
  12. 11 points
    That picture is actually from the Texas vs OU game in 1963. Taken at coin toss, waiting to see who will kick or receive. I know this, because my dad is the player with his hand on hip, behind the player (front-right) that is clapping. Hook’em!
  13. And by the way, since I mention Tsushima, I just remembered something. At the beginning of the battle, Admiral Togo raised a signal flag that indicated a predetermined announcement to the Japanese fleet that echoed Nelson at Trafalgar: "The Empire's fate depends on the result of this battle, let every man do his utmost duty." That signal flag: Z.
  14. Did my wife order the damn helos?
  15. Kansas, Kansas, Kansas, Kansas, Kansas. Is that all you talk about? We all know what happened against Kansas. Stop being such a cunt.
  16. My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.
  17. even if not true people are running with it on Wikipedia...
  18. I feel the need to go read a bunch Brisket's posts to bring a little optimism into my life after reading CTJ's.
  19. Farts will forever be funny.
  20. So we should all understand how big of a deterrent Finland joining NATO is to Russia. Like I pointed out above, they are only 100 miles from St Petersburg. This isn't just about protecting Finland - it also is a massive deterrent to Russia even CONTEMPLATING an attack on the Baltics or Poland. Because if Russia were to do that then St Petersburg would be sacked by NATO within a day. This is Russia's worst nightmare from a strategic perspective. They absolutely have to place defenses along that border and drop any illusions of taking any additional territory (assuming they actually end up with anything additional after they are done getting their asses beat in Ukraine.) In the immediate future we're worried about what Russia might do, but is there any way Putin survives this now? He's literally put Russia in the most vulnerable position possible.
  21. Geez just write a bitchy note on nextdoor like 99% of people.
  22. Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason To live They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet
  23. Holy shit if they are admitting it. Rob Lee tends to be good.
  24. Dear restaurant owners, When I go to your website it should be a simple, one click process to view your entire menu. I don’t want to pull up each category individually. Just give me a pdf of the whole fucking thing.
  25. Finnish PM is giving me this vibe:
  26. He put his cast iron pan in the dish washer
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