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Showing content with the highest reputation on 05/16/22 in Posts

  1. https://reignoftroy.com/posts/controversial-ex-usc-football-head-coach-steals-lead-trojans-jordan-addison-steve-sarkisian
  2. Controversial Texas QB steals National Championship from SC.
  3. So, in one weekend we've had a racially motivated mass shooting in Buffalo, a mass shooting at a Houston flea market, a mass shooting at a California church, and a mass shooting outside a Milwaukee Bucks game. But it's not time to talk about our gun problem yet, as we continue to be the only nation where this shit happens with any regularity, because a document that slave owners wrote 2.5 centuries ago says guns are legal even though it doesn't contain the word "guns," and we couldn't possibly change that document for the 28th time even though the majority of us want to. Does that about cover it?
  4. Yikes, I would think rabies is always a concern in that situation. Hopefully the racoon won't have to endure all of those shots.
  5. Respect to the guy who flagged the Bible.
  6. Ukraine Memes Force killing it on twitter.
  7. Well, that's a significant overstatement. Both Finland and Sweden have expressly stated that their NATO membership will NOT allow either 1) nuclear weapons to be stored on their soil, or 2) permanent foreign military bases on their soil. So, like the two things that made the Cuban Missile Crisis what it was, will not be happening. Russia fucked up. It presented a clear and convincing case to every country near it that they best get some powerful friends and right quick. If Russia didn't want that outcome, then it should have behaved differently -- a reading from the Fuck Around and Find Out Chronicles 2:24.
  8. Well they gotta fit his tables.
  9. White dad almost shot his daughter. https://news.yahoo.com/texas-9-old-brings-whip-183000134.html
  10. If they're chips taken from Samsung appliances, I can confirm that they'll break frequently and cost a fortune to repair.
  11. 11 points
    Took this one using my Samsung S21. And by took, I mean took off the internet using my Samsung S21.
  12. I would outlaw assault rifles and anything that carries a large magazine. Those are weapons of war and they are beyond what anyone needs to defend his/her home. You're not going to be invaded by a 12-man special ops team. Others may disagree, and that's fine. The problem is that the NRA and the GOP won't even let the debate happen. Guns are legal, all of them, and if you don't like it, you're unAmerican. Nevermind that we all agree that the right to bear arms needs limits. If you think you disagree, ask yourself if it's okay for your neighbor to have a nuclear or biological weapon to defend his home. Of course it's not. No one in his right mind would allow your neighbor to handle and secure those types of weapons that can kill so many people at once. Well, I feel the same way about assault rifles. And so do most Americans. Yet they remain legal, no matter how many kids don't come home for dinner. Why? Because Republicans care more about their big dick toys and their profits than they do about living children. Unless those children are still living inside some liberal woman, of course. It's a fucking farce. All of it. America in 2022 is like a Jonathan Swift story that he scrapped because it was too over-the-top to be good satire.
  13. At this point I think it's pretty fair to assume that anyone who is still a Republican is to some extent racist. Tolerating extraordinary racism for lower taxes or whatever the fuck they think they're getting out of them is pretty fucking racist. Anyone who is very loudly and proudly republican I just assume is fucking racist. What a sad shithole this country has become.
  14. Please be on the lookout for my new novel: The Modern Historical Plight of African Americans and Workswithseed: Basically the Same Thing in hardback and paperback on Amazon!!
  15. It helps that he looks like every “don’t talk to strangers” video I saw in elementary school 8mm reels in the 80’s
  16. You are a special kind of stupid to stay in a community where most of the people don't like you. It's very on brand for you.
  17. On behalf of all surly posters, I’d like to express my deep appreciation for the posters who are taking the time to post news on this war. It is a history impacting event and this thread keeps us all informed about what is happening. It’s great info.
  18. Anyone that advertises that they are for liberty are definitely opposed to liberty.
  19. I’m a big fan of banned books. Thanks for the reading list for me and my kid!
  20. I don't get people who won't run their A/C and take pride in their lizard like existence. It's like people who cheap out on a mattress when they could do better. You spend a 1/3 or so of your life in bed, don't skimp. You spend 1/3 of your life (if you live in Texas) in generally blistering heat....don't skimp.
  21. This is like a Dr. J Tomahawk dunk: http://
  22. Of all the pieces of shit associated with Trump, Flynn might be the one I hate the most. Absolute bitchass piece of shit and a certified lunatic to boot.
  23. Obtuse? Unstuff your panties from your vagina and get a grip. I am sorry your kid has dietary needs, honestly that’s gotta be stressful, but it was still shocking to see such a large amount when I’m used to seeing none. No need to be an asshole for the rest of the people whose kids can use regular formula and haven’t seen that much in one setting in months.
  24. By: IT Staff On Jordan Addison The visit high seemingly wore off quickly from the Biletnikoff winner’s midweek official visit last week. Our reporting followed suit, at first running hot and then colder as our expectations were tempered. But portal recruiting is susceptible to wild swings and we’re right back to watching this one with extreme interest, even after his official visit to USC. There’s a good chance he’ll visit Alabama in the coming days but Texas is squarely in this recruitment. We aren’t aware of a set timeline for him to decide but we’re buckling up for a potentially interesting week.
  25. The problem is they have reached critical mass and the Rs found a way to mobilize them. I think that's what has been most eye opening to me since 2016. Just the absolute VOLUME of dumbshit motherfuckers we have in this country. I had no idea.
  26. Based on my occasional perusal of Next Door, half my neighbors are scared of everything and keeping mace cans hidden in every room. Instead of answering the door or talking through their Ring to people who knock on their door, they post breathless ‘I survived’ style alarmist bullshit.
  27. If it had been reversed, and it had been a black kid hammering on that white dude's door, the black kid would have taken two in the chest through the door, and the white dude might have walked because he "feared for his life and his family's life".
  28. Sweden has officially entered the NATO chat. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-europe-61461805 Norway, Denmark, and Iceland join the UK in pledging to defend Finland and Sweden if Russia attacks
  29. There are lots of general microcontrollers that can be programmed to do a variety of things. One potential problem, though, is that microchips designed for military use are often tested and rated for extreme temperatures and shock, and are sometimes better shielded to prevent electrical interference. A microcontroller from a dishwasher or other normal appliance wouldn't have any of that, and would therefore potentially be less reliable.
  30. "Why don't you just go over and talk to your shitty neighbors about the problem? Work it out one on one?" This kind of shit is why more folks don't try the reasonable approach any more. You never know how reasonable the jerk at the other end will be.
  31. Here is a graphic with casualties per region. Noticeably light is Moscow, St Petersberg, and....Chechnya. TikTok warriors still surviving all of those intense firefights with those traffic lights.
  32. Both in looks and content I’m getting major Hunger Games vibes.
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