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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/12/22 in all areas

  1. Getting ready to walk my daughter down the aisle. Doing my part. Hook’EM!!!
  2. Taller daughter on the right. Best I can do on the quick…
  3. I've heard of postponing until a given time, but windspeed?
  4. I turned on the TV and saw Ivan was up with two on and promptly changed the channel. Whenever I was watching yesterday bad things happened and when I turned it off we came back to win. Got texts immediately after from my buddies telling me it worked, so I guess everyone is welcome.
  5. OU advances and is slated to face aggy. Break out the Team Meteor shirts.
  6. Since we’re all in a good mood and I took an edible earlier: Dear White people—I got a promotion to be a Dean at a college in the Bay Area. Any food places I should try? Is there a Longhorn alum group out there?
  7. When I think about it, 31 men in the back of a U-Haul is a great way to celebrate pride month.
  8. For your rain delay entertainment, I bring you... TEXAGS!!!
  9. The Ukrainian people understand this. They have been, and continue to be brutalized by a schizophrenic big brother.
  10. If after the Oklahoma State sweep I told you we would be one win from Omaha a month and a half later, we would have all taken it in a heartbeat. Let’s get it done today.
  11. I don’t know if I’ve seen as bad of roster management on this big of a stage. Pulling one of the best hitters in the country (who hit two bombs yesterday) for Daly as a defensive sub in the top half of the 9th with 1) only a one run lead, 2) our fucking bullpen and what was already a shootout game and 3) murphs spot due up in bottom half, is one of the dumbest things you will ever see. Same thing Friday. Refusing to lift Daly for EK the second a righty came in and allowing him to ground into a DP in the 6th, down by three runs with two runners on is fucking stupid. Then to double down and immediately insert EK the next inning for DC (the guy with 3 bombs previous two games) and THEN take out Daly for a combination of O’Dowd’s bat (who admittedly pushed a run in) who literally has 2 plate appearances in the last month, and then putting Whitehead in the OF after not playing for over a month. Absolutely fucking awful and DP should have to answer for it. Fuck the “oh we might make it to Omaha, DP is the guy” shit… this paired with his 3B coach bullshit is fucking awful.
  12. 31 dipshits arrested. The real estate industry is going to be reeling for weeks.
  13. Somethings missing from this post
  14. I was up in Chicago with my son taking in a few Cubs games for his 13th birthday (he's 15 but Covid and whatnot) Rode Red Line from downtown up to Wrigley and first night was in Horns gear. Headed back downtown and a couple of stops before ours these two college aged kids get off but not before one of them flashes the horns down and says, "Horned frogs baby". My son showing some wisdom just says, "rent free baby". If anything the fact I can be on a train in a town almost a thousand miles from where I live and the mere clothing I am wearing can elicit a couple of dipshits to spike a pitch in the dirt is fucking awesome. Embrace the hate.
  15. OU , A&M and Notre Dame are in Omaha. What kind of hell are we living?
  16. Wordle 358 2/6 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #142 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 139 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣9️⃣ quordle.com 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. All jokes aside , I am 32 days sober as of today. What have I missed the past month besides the o line coolaid?
  18. We could also utilize this to dry the field:
  19. Drinking beer and cooking jalapeño poppers on grill while it’s 106 degrees and Texas leads 4-0. Life is good.
  20. $6 beers and everyone over 15 years old has been welcoming
  21. Just want to say this thread kicks ass. Perhaps the best one we have maintained on the Surl. Hats off to those who contribute meaningful information. Great coverage on all components of the war. Makes me proud to be a Longhorn. Smart surly basteges. @MillerEP @atomheartbevo @956 Worldwide If I forgot ya, sorry, day drinking to get ready for the Texas game. Let's keep it up. There is a good CR thread as well. But this one kicks ass. Hook Em!
  22. I wouldn’t even begin to compare the two. As a matter of fact, I would say 9/11 begat 1/6.
  23. How? It’s not a lack of backbone, it’s a lack of VOTES. Get what you can at every opportunity and elect more Democrats next time.
  24. How can he respond? He was literally just arrested in the back of a U-Haul
  25. You should probably go to bed then
  26. At this rate, you'll be drunk in Jan 2103.
  27. Let’s get serious. It’s time for shots
  28. This thread needs some Linda Carter.
  29. Replay camera from the moon, behind a screen.
  30. The CWS is a million times better event without those douche waffles being in it!
  31. He's a pretty fucking solid dude. Has granted over 500 Make a Wishes as well.
  32. Horns down bothers y’all? Grow a pair.
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