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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/16/22 in all areas

  1. Have to admit that being rescued by a paddle boarder is so very on brand for Austin 2022.
  2. Pos rep for properly naming the lake
  3. I know what you mean. AEDs always piss me off in public places too. Am I supposed to be a cardiologist? Just let ‘em die.
  4. No wonder this country is going down the tubes. Everyone’s main takeaway is to bitch about the presentation style of the speaker and not discussing the actual important substance of his testimony. If real life isn’t as interesting as episode of “Better Call Saul”, we can’t be bothered. We are going to get the idiotic malevolent country we deserve.
  5. This political jousting with our energy security is exhausting, pointless, and dangerous. We need both. We need both to work well. We need both to be reliable. We need to be open to maximizing the efficiencies of both. We need to work on minimizing the environmental impact of both. Both. Not one or the other. This isn't a winner take all cage match. For energy security and stability, we need both.
  6. Depends on whether our fishing license is expired or not.
  7. I think Jerry will do it, it’s probably his last chance to host a championship
  8. Luckily a librarian was paddling by …
  9. because street and homeless addicts frequent libraries, especially in the summer...it's climate controlled, quiet and free. this is smart policy.
  10. My wife, of whom I have no photographs, just told me that she heard a report that Russia has lost 54 colonels in Ukraine, then asked me how many more before Ukraine can claim a whole cob. Some punster, that woman.
  11. The only people taking this seriously are the ones who were already taking it seriously, imo.
  12. If this shit doesn’t result in legal action against Trump, it’s no more effective than Trump’s effort to overturn the election. Squawking about how fucked up it all was is fine, but if it doesn’t result in consequences for Trump then it doesn’t mean anything, because it’s not like a single magafuck is going to giveafuck about it.
  13. From the replies to that tweet
  14. God damn, man, just stop. Negged for missing the whole fucking point. If you are too disinterested to follow along with his very clear speech, then turn on The Price Is Right and stop cluttering up this thread with your bullshit.
  15. Have it on good authority that we hit plenty of balls out of the yard today during BP. ND didn’t hit one. Take away fluky bombs and there aren’t many teams who can say they’ve touched Pete up. We are built for Omaha bitches
  16. Who the fuck is calling him a hero? All i've seen is a modicum of appreciation that he appears to have had a line he refused to cross that saved us from civil war. Same with Pence, he did the right thing in a particular moment in time and is still a repressed piece of fuck.
  17. There's a reason why it's still called the King of Battle.
  18. "Donald Trump and his allies and supporters area a clear and present danger to American democracy." Damn. I don't care how measured Luttig is in his speech, he just hit the bullseye. This is important stuff, maybe historically so.
  19. Wordle 362 2/6 🟨🟨[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Augie story... 🤘 "When you talk about winning and losing, kids start fearing that instead of just playing the game." On the eve of the College World Series, a former assistant of shares a lesson of zen from the winningest college baseball coach of all-time. ZACH BARNETT 4 HOURS AGO
  21. See, most of us knew this on day one.
  22. go fuck yourself in the face...
  23. Dayum Wordle 362 2/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. played catcher in juco ball…shit like this is real.
  25. Horns Down is dumb. Being offended by Horns Down is also dumb. But showing Horns Down when you're on a national stage instead of celebrating your own school by flashing its traditional handsign is mindnumbingly stupid. Classic case of aggy hating Texas more than it loves itself.
  26. They wanted a potentially racist crowd to make the Euro teams feel at home.
  27. There is no legal liability for your idiot friend you twatapotamus.
  28. I have no doubt that Cruz (or any other Trump sycophant) in the same position as Pence would have declared Trump the winner of the 2020 Election.
  29. How are the hands on this WR from Temple, Pilot? Stone?
  30. _______________________ are understaffed, and now they are supposed to take care of addicts. Insert: Cops, Teachers, Fire Fighters, Paramedics, Nurses, Social Workers, Public Defenders, et al. Every one of those things are understaffed and all have myriad (often overlapping) problems that they have to deal with WELL outside their intended purviews. It's almost like we don't have enough public funding for adequate staff for any of these positions, nor do we have social programs adequate to deal with half this shit because they've all been cut and removed. I've gotta be honest. Librarians are pretty fucking low on my list of folks being infringed upon and being given more responsibility than their initial purview, because this is the first time they've had to deal with shit. Teachers are now Teachers, Parents, Bodyguards/Security Officers, etc. Cops are now Cops, Social Workers, and living in a corrupt system. Need I go on? Shit, Librarians haven't really been shat upon at all. I guess it's their turn. If she's not comfortable, she can let them die, or she can flee the profession to find better pay and less thankless jobs like a host of <checks notes> career Teachers, Cops, Fire Fighters, Paramedics, Nurses, Social Workers, etc.
  31. If there aren't laws against what they did, we need some new laws.
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