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  1. wildcat09

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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/24/22 in all areas

  1. Gerry just put in a CB/RPM for Derion Gullette to Texas at 75%
  2. today's outbound traffic from the rack. Can someone help me find when arch committed?
  3. 23 points
    As a woman, I appreciate men who chose to pay attention to what is happening. It is easy not to if it doesn't affect you.
  4. 21 points
    Even if you're anti-abortion--and that's your prerogative--imagine taking as much joy in this decision as Johnny is and spiking the football, knowing full well how devastating this is to women's rights. What a sad little man.
  5. He’s probably still talking about Arch, lol
  6. 20 points
    Goddamnit you motherfuckers. Ignore him.
  7. 20 points
    Y'all stop responding to Johnny. He's going to troll all day if you fuckers let him.
  8. The workday hasn't even started and slorched.
  9. 19 points
    No, you likely are not. Far more likely you simply belong to the large group in America who has hi-jacked the label and applied it to their particular hypocritical brand of hateful dumbfuckery. I mean, for full disclosure.
  10. 19 points
    So he's going to vote to abolish the filibuster and expand the Court now, right? No??? Well, then Joe can, once again, go fuck himself.
  11. 19 points
    That you really don’t give two shits about. It just hurts your feelings. You want some bullshit moral high ground, yet you don’t actually care. It doesn’t affect you at all. You’re just another power hungry asshole that wants to impose his will and ideals on others. Get fucked.
  12. My memory of this time period is vague due to massive amounts of alcohol, so I guess I forgot that Sark was coaching QBs here the past 12 years.
  13. 18 points
    1. Made a conscious decision not to have kids. 2. Drink.
  14. 17 points
    Neither is concealed carry, but here we are.
  15. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-audible-with-stew-bruce-a-show-about-college-football/id884362991?i=1000567541864 Posting this here, but probably don’t waste your time. Pretty incredible moment at around 20 min mark though, they are talking about scenarios for how our qb situation plays out and Stew decided that the most likely scenario is Card starts all year this year and then we enter the 2023 spring with a 3 way position battle between Card, Ewers, and Arch. Somehow ever dumber than yesterday’s dumbass tweet.
  16. 15 points
    I watch Texas Football. Fuck my life.
  17. 15 points
    About six years ago I came back from a very long stay in a hot, fanatical, dangerous, crowded place that ends in “-Stan.” I was in a dark mood for longer than I realized. It wasn’t just the stress from actually being there. I realized over time that it was more about my fear that I saw how the world ends. Hot, angry, fanatical, short of water, crowded, dirty, indifferent, contentious, crumbling, corrupt. I still think that way. I think that my country is becoming more like said “-Stan” than the other way around. I find a bit of solace in knowing that generations of humans found some degree of happiness and contentment after the collapse of the world they knew, living in the ruins of Rome. Ruins they may not even have recognized. And they created beauty and saved precious things and erected eternal buildings and despite the unfortunate name “Dark Ages,” helped to invent the beautiful, majestic, turbulent, flawed Western civilization that may be running its course. Or maybe just transforming. Appreciate the beautiful, precious things. Save what you can. Create intentional communities dedicated to what is most important. Look for what you can in the ruins.
  18. 15 points
    If a Democratic SC justice had a wife that tried to overturn an election and that judge helped end a long standing ruling that was a huge win for liberals AND Rs held the White House and congress, she would be in jail tomorrow. That’s the difference between the two parties. We should at least be investigating her. Because it would be the right thing to do.
  19. Learning about sedition. Having some food.
  20. I think it's time to change our thread title to "Jimbo never called."
  21. 14 points
    There isn't a better summary of the Conservative mindset than Thomas omitting Loving from his list. "Obviously this one freedom that affects me should be protected, but fuck all the rest of y'all."
  22. Close. Peyton, too. He told his mom to get the paperwork for UT. There was an unfortunate lack of understanding on her part.
  23. Leon looks to be doing great things in the NFL. https://www.si.com/nfl/49ers/news/the-good-and-not-so-good-from-week-2-of-san-francisco-49ers-otas-2022
  24. 13 points
  25. Handsize appears to be roughly 2.86 Cards.
  26. 13 points
    It’s not necessarily Roe itself for me. It’s the general, undeniable evidence that “the center cannot hold.” Not just in the U.S., but what we know as “the West” although some outposts might hang on longer than others, as it was with Rome. For all of the West’s faults, there is no more humane or peaceful alternative on the horizon, though one might emerge in generations. Till then, the only alternatives are considerably worse. To that I will add that a failure to be terrified by what climate change means for Homo sapiens and the Anthropocene era— you’re truly just choosing to live outside of reality as the evidence mounts.
  27. I fucking love black people
  28. Mango confronting the reason she is no longer the center of the universe face-to-face, and protecting evidence of previous affection like Smaug slumbering on his piles of gold.
  29. Good fucking gotdamn. You “tHeyLL nEVeR BaN coNTrAcEptioN” men are EXACTLY why we are where we are why Democrats are too scared to actually fight and do something. Because when we TELL you what’s coming - you call us out as hysterical, overreacting, and emotional. And the Democrats are catering TO YOU because they’re afraid too lose your vote by “going too far”. JUST SHUT UP AND FOLLOW OUR LEAD AND FUCKING LISTEN TO US. We’ve been telling you. And we’re telling you again where this is heading AND YOURE STILL TELLING US “no wai”. God.
  30. Another personal decision is about to be taken away (in some places) in the Land of the Free. This country is a complete fraud.
  31. All the money in the world and Tom Herman still doesn't get Ewers or Arch.
  32. Hugging on my daughter during her nap.
  33. 11 points
    Quit watching the news. Go for a run, play a sport, or enjoy your hobbies. There is a lot more where this bad shit is coming from, and a lot of pain still to come. I am doing what I can to protect my family including getting an escape place in another country (including citizenship) but ultimately you have to live your life and do what makes you happy.
  34. Goats are gathering in masses Trippin' wires as they tresspassing Making orcs pay for their sins Putin crying in his drink Oh Lord yeah
  35. Russian air defense missile returns to sender.
  36. It just kills me to read all the knuckleheads referencing Chris Simms as though Simms was a bust. Simms was 26-6 as a starter... which is #5 in all-time wins at Texas. Simms is literally up there on the list with Vince Young, Colt McCoy, and Bobby Layne. Without the Simms commitment and the momentum that it brought to our program, we likely don't subsequently land a bunch of the guys who won two Rose Bowls and a national championship. I know it's folly to speak truth into a deafening hurricane of stupidity... but it is just SO FUCKING STUPID to mock the signing of Chris Simms.
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