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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/21/22 in Posts

  1. "Let me drop a thinly-veiled political comment, but then talk about how I'm not gonna talk about politics on the recruiting board. I'm just saying I'm boycotting a shoe company for a political reason. But it has nothing to do with politics!"
  2. Of course Baylor said that.
  3. In grading Hawley's quick exit, I will give him 8.5 Ted Cruzs out of 10.
  4. One-year anniversary of the greatest parody clip of all time
  5. Because the rest of the SEC said if the vote for Texas wasn't unanimous, the vote to remove a&m sure as shit would be.
  6. Peyton Kirkland: "I'm gonna make sure every college football fan talks about me all week. This is going to be awesome, being the center of the universe." Meanwhile, on surlyhorns....
  7. Long term this is probably a terrible thing for the sport and the players that come down the line. The only reason 18-21 YO's have value for playing football is b/c of their connections to colleges. If they were semi-pro teams they'd be paid about like baseball players- who make less than minimum wage unless the owners are shamed enough to throw a bone or two their way, or like G leaguers who make something like $1,000.00 a week. If you turn this into a great re-set every year and destroy the bonds with colleges then that will drive people away from the sport and they will have nothing in the future. It's a dangerous game and those doing it right now have no incentive to do what's best for the future, b/c they will only be there for 3-5 years. It's hard to make something work when nobodies incentives line up.
  8. It’s the “HS coaches say” and “we’re paying up front” that gets me. I’ll tell you what, a dime hasn’t been paid out yet to anyone. I think i’d fucking know. I also haven’t spoken to a fucking HS coach either. maybe a rogue booster is doing all of this shit. Which seems unlikely considering the aversion to cheating we’ve had forever and my own experience trying to get well-heeled donors to cut checks for this shit. it’s almost like a segment of people who are dumb and prone to believing in conspiracy theories are full of shit and don’t know what they’re talking about.
  9. Trust me, the benefits of a dog far outweigh the doodie duty and walk duty. I can’t say the same for owning a stripper.
  10. Ah, the ole’ Reputation of the SEC. Pure as a virgin in a white dress on her wedding day. We can never led that fine lady be sullied!
  11. Ladies and gentlemen, the dumbest people in America.
  12. Really good thread. This has been gnawing at me, and I hope the J6 attempts to connect these dots. Between Grassley’s slip about not expecting Pence to be there for the certification of the votes, Pence’s refusal to get in the car, Trump’s failure to act for 3 hours, and now this loss of texts, I think the plot is fairly understood at this point. Trump was aware that Pence was not going along with the plan, so the real plan was for the riot to force Pence to evacuate the Capitol so Grassley could certify the false electors. That’s why Trump held out as long as he did. I’m sure his lizard brain enjoyed the show, but he was really holding out for Pence to leave. My guess is a small part of the SS was in on it, and smart enough not to text in the clear about it, but the missing texts would probably expose a lot of confusion about broken protocol or finger pointing as the smart ones started putting shit together. The SS is as the thread points out, extremely aware of the protocols around cyber data even before they started getting records requests. There would be no confusion about those requests and what they required, so this data loss after the fact is is a flagrant middle finger to congress and the law. If heads don’t roll from this, we really are beyond repair.
  13. Blacklab needs to make this Helos avatar and then make sure that Helo can't change the avatar.
  14. This is a terrible thread. Just a mental donkey punch being delivered by a sweaty, heaving, rapacious swamp sow.
  15. Nahlin retweeted it, for what little that's worth.
  16. That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
  17. to reiterate a point Bernie has made over and over again - no one working full time should be living in poverty. full stop
  18. Lucky!!!!! I was just looking to eliminate letters and Boom! Direct hit. Wordle 397 2/6 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. That Bevo XXX tweet is great. I guess nobody on Texags will remind him of this.
  20. Christian Javier? You don't know who that is? The guy that K'd 13 of your pinstriped fags on the way to a no-hitter? Put down the crackpipe.
  21. No one would expect a dam cheating t-sip like you to have the ethics and honor to tell the truth about what everyone knows is happening. Boots on the ground prove it
  22. lol this is when Twitter is at its best
  23. Jordanaggie cracked me up. (From the Ainias thread.)
  24. There once was a faget from Missouri who got in a bit of a hurry he refused to stay as a closeted gay because he didn’t like the makeup of the jury
  25. "Jimbo, how are you feeling about recruiting this year?" "How'm I feeling??? I'm feeling great. I woke up this morning knowing I'm getting paid 27 THOUSAND dollars today, regardless of what happens, and anyone who doesn't like how it's going and wants to do something about it is going to need around $85 MILLION to show me the door. So yeah, I'm feeling about as good as my ex-wife's tennis instructor right now. Next question."
  26. here we go again with the purely fantastical premise of: if you only drank less coffee you wouldn't be poor. GTFOH with that shit
  27. She hosted Kimmel in 2019, did an 11 minute monologue and no one heard one word she said.
  28. "Wins, history..." Isn't that a good thing for aggy?
  29. Out of ICU, doing a good bit better. Hoping to get to a rehab facility to work on PT and such. Not in the home stretch at all, but at least out of the near-term danger.
  30. Are they retarded? Because this seems like something they can figure out on their own.
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