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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/29/22 in Posts

  1. You free this weekend?
  2. This guy also thinks Texas should wear black uni's for a game so..........fuck em
  3. Sucks when your big names are committed so they can't show up to pool parties uncommitted.
  4. at the Burnt Ends lunch the guys were very clear that this years team is much different from an athleticism standpoint and that is one of the things they are most excited about. Not going to say who gave the quote, but a quote "The scheme is totally different this year because we actually have people who can play, last season we didn't have the athletes to do what we are doing this year" they were also very clear about EDGE and LB being totally different people and these new people being "much harder to block"
  5. 17 points
    Rename it the Fwd: Fwd: Party and you may make some inroads with the olds. Or so I was told.
  6. As positive as such an update can be ... Texas Priority defensive back Jordan Matthews talks updated timeline, Texas visit Hudson Standish
  7. Starting to wonder if PK’s headset is even going to be plugged in
  8. Some of you should probably take the weekend off.
  9. This is a salient example of your rhetoric being extreme and giving the impression of you being an extremist. You are directly comparing and equivocating pro-choice people to ancient cultures leaving children to die to exposure and calling it infanticide. This is fucking ridiculous, even for you. Abortion isn't infanticide. Stop making these cowardly rhetoric implications and just fucking own your position.
  10. Go find a sanitary napkin
  11. 13 points
  12. 12 points
    Family reunion mañana
  13. I always wondered what Satyanash looked like.
  14. Still on campus today https://247sports.com/player/jamarious-brown-46109911/
  15. Dude. We just landed Arch fucking Manning.
  16. 12 points
    Going to siphon votes from the Democrats like they always do and exacerbate the problem we currently have.
  17. Dear Jon Stewart, I have an empty bedroom in my house next Austin. If you would like to crash here for an indefinite amount of time while you establish residency so you can run against Ted Cruz in 2024, you are more than welcome. I'll even do all the cooking. Yours Truly, Pescado Rojo
  18. Summarizing the last three or four pages, for those just tuning in:
  19. no, the things you do to be an asshole are throwing around terms like "infanticide" and "racist eugenicists" after claiming, yet again, that you think there's some reasonable discussion to be had.
  20. Ted loathes veterans because the closest his family has ever gotten to the military was his father participating in the Kennedy assassination.
  21. My wife is in the process of totaling hers $500 at a time.
  22. I hate that this thread is so much story and very little downfall.
  23. I'm not here to talk anyone off of a ledge, hillbilly. Go ahead and jump. We're all cheering for you to stick the landing.
  24. FCB said he's hearing Patterson will be up in the booth with PK on gamedays.
  25. 10 points
    Oh….so you DO know Amy Coney Barrett?
  26. It's always exhausting when a lying and authoritarian leader tells obvious lies and his sychophants uncritically repeat them. It's how these sorts of groups seize and maintain power - big lies eat up all the oxygen in the dialogue and steal the focus from genuine issues
  27. 10 points
    What do we think Lauren is pulling? 200k? 300k? So economically disadvantaged! I'm sure all the poor as dirt Mexicans can relate. I mean this whole thing is like a South Park episode. Just hysterical.
  28. I am only putting this in here to show how reliable Spiegelman's picks are. Sam put in a prediction for this young man to commit to Oregon today.
  29. I think the guy is being a little facetious. He's making fun of all the critics of the show by making complaints that are obviously all answered in Breaking Bad.
  30. I'm noticing that Republicans look their worst when they have to vote. So if I'm the Dems, I'm rushing every bill we can write to the floor for voting. First up, the Don't Kick Puppies Act, a bill that merely condemns those who harm animals.
  31. Kliavkoff (whatever) is now taking shots at the Big 12 for trying to destabilize the Pac 12, but makes zero mention of the league that, ya know, actually took his two most valuable properties. Cuckery?
  32. Regardless of your feelings on fucking abortion, there should NOT be a single goddamn scenario where a group of doctors, lawyers and administrators are forced to huddle together to decide whether or not a woman is severely injured enough by a pregnancy to provide her the care she needs. The fact that each and every one of these politicians hasn’t yet been castrated or what have you by an angry mob only speaks to the generally less violent nature of women. Every single person who believes this is fine or an acceptable trade off for some other political pet issue should be run out of town with pitchforks at their tail. A woman (or child) is more important than a fetus. JFC
  33. Future historian: “In 21st century America, they practiced infanticide by shooting children en masse while they are at school. But to really pump up the numbers, they also denied them what in other countries were easily accessible health care, affordable housing, and basic nutrition. America was curious in this mix; they either killed their young quickly, with bullets, or slowly with neglect.” And fuck you for equating an act of bodily autonomy with infanticide. It’s about the woman. All of it. And you don’t give a fuck about her, her life, rights, or liberty. Which puts you in a pretty shitty club.
  34. I genuinely feel bad for Malachi. He somehow survived Lincoln Riley's brisket only to then be forced to suffer through Terry Price's brisket. I mean shit, I'd almost rather be water boarded.
  35. 8 points
    Please tell us. Maybe include some shitty baseball opinions while you’re at it.
  36. And none of that shit is any of your/our business
  37. This is one of the most aggy things I’ve ever seen
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