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Showing content with the highest reputation on 08/04/22 in Posts

  1. Well, that's a wrap on chemo and radiation. That was not a fun ride at all. Chemo is some bullshit. Feeling pretty beat up but looking forward to bouncing back over the next week or two. And looking forward to not driving to City of Hope every single weekday. Will get some scans in a month or so to see how things went and then to start mapping the surgery plan. But phase I complete.
  2. Bobby. Ha. Cracks me up. "It's a real dilemma here. One guy has slightly better footwork. The other guy places the ball better and with better touch at the short, intermediate and deep levels. Man, Sarkisian has a tough choice ahead of him."
  3. More made-up 995er horseshit. Does anybody really believe Burton could even run 100 meters, much less anchor a race?? His lemmings probably ate that up.
  4. I thought you were going to say "while drunk in southern France earlier this summer, I was approached by an elderly man who saw my aggy ring from 3 blocks away. He said he just had to come talk to me so he could tell me about the squad of 300 courageous American soldiers, all wearing the same ring, that saved his grand-pappy's village from the merciless clutches of 10000 evil nazis".
  5. 22 points
    I'm just sick of our legal system and its seeming endless supply of extra help for shitheads and bad faith actors, while the vulnerable, marginalized, and poor get constantly railroaded and traumatized by it. Fucking sick of it. A year ago or so, after speaking with some lawyers, I had decent employment discrimination case that i could've brought to court, but was essentially told that there was no real shot at anything of value for me because of the discrepancy in our resources. The little people have no place in our legal system, apparently by design.
  6. 18 points
  7. Doesn’t seem like much of a competition.
  8. You are welcome to post somewhere else. The thread should have never been in daily texan and everything in it was moderated by the community and people were admonished for their idiotic behavior. I saw your post about alienating "half of the audience" and spouting nonsense about it being "bad for business" so let me clarify something for you: I do not give a single fuck about making any money from this website or anything related to UT sports. I have cleaned up tons of threads wishing death on politicians or people etc. I have also cleaned up tons of conspiracy theory nonsense and racist as fuck threads. I have also banned tons of people for being absolutely out of line and not wanting to be a healthy contributing member of the community. No one in that thread is being a toxic dick except for you, no one gives a shit about a random rep more than the other strangers that die in head on collisions around the country every day. People give a shit about people who are on record supporting a fucking coup - in case you haven't been watching the January 6th hearings, let me summarize for you: Donald Trump planned and executed an attempted coup to retain control of the presidency. This is indisputable fact. If you think people are wrong to have strong opinions about people who supported that, then maybe you need to find an new community who is more accepting of your bitchassness. We have threads making fun of murder victims, fucking all kinds of wild shit and this is what "gets you up in arms"? Fuck off with your bullshit and keep your stupid opinions to yourself on how I run this board.
  9. Man I can't wait till the season starts so we can all have a huge meltdown over the first play from scrimmage being an incompletion!
  10. This is silly. The true freshmen have literally never shown a single thing in pads on a college football field. They started right where they should have, the bottom. People are acting like there have never been busts. It's only a problem if they are kept there after proving they're better.
  11. Camp Day 1 Recap: Kelvin Banks looks like someone ate Kelvin Banks. Alfred Collins has no work ethic and doesn’t care about football. It’s true because a guy who named his handle after Tom Herman said so. Commence meltdown. Also, Texas was soft and entitled when it was charter buses to training camp, but school buses are embarrassing and beneath Texas. Can’t wait for Day 2!
  12. Well, put me on the list. I had COVID a month ago. I had some residual symptoms like a cough and some fatigue, so I chalked it up to Long COVID. Mid last week, I had some other random symptoms, came to Seton and they diagnosed me with leukemia. I was immediately admitted and have been here ever since. Started a 7 day Chemo protocol on Tuesday. I then have to stay here for a few weeks as I will have zero immune system. They’re wiping all of it out and hopefully it rebuilds. So, I’ll be in the same fucking room for 4+ weeks total. It’s fucking crazy. So out of nowhere. I’m 40 and in good shape, so I hope that helps my long term chances. Sounds like 50/50 I’ll need a bone marrow transplant. They’ve also had really big advances in targeting certain leukemia types the last 2-3 years, so that’s good for me as well i have a wife and two kids (5 and 2) at home and not being able to come home to see them every day is heartbreaking. I really hope this regiment goes well and I can do some out patient care in the future as needed.
  13. Day two of Max Merril talk
  14. Why you care, Kurt? You'll just vote for some else you fucking douchebag dwarf. His face reminds me of my farts.
  15. Dick Cheney can stick his new found principles and that stupid hat up his colostomy bagged asshole. He’s part of the preamble to our current mess. Fuck him.
  16. Some people drive in their own lane and others simply have differing views.
  17. Fuck you. You cunts live to be cruel; it's all you have. Spare us your clutched pearls.
  18. Here ya go. Added offense and also added PFF overall player grades. I know several posters on here think the PFF college grades are garbage (and maybe they are) but I figured it was at least one way to stack up past production against rest of depth chart and compared to D1 / Big 12 sample. Edit- realized it's pretty hard to see so put it in googlesheet if anyone wants it: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PVwFduvFQ5mHUNm9gNHYBHGy0TN1uj8Z/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=103413962120518164336&rtpof=true&sd=true
  19. 11 points
  20. To be fair it doesn’t really matter who the WR coach is in Jimbos offense. They should be running drills with the OL.
  21. Some posters on here went to the wrong fucking school. In hindsight, I bet they wished they would've gone to aggy and that surly was more accepting of their MAGAT bullshit. If this post hurts your feelings, go post on texaggy. You'll fit right in with others of your ilk.
  22. 3rd down got to go with the QB power here 4th down I'd call the QB power again you get the extra blocker it's just math
  23. more like 'she was a traitor and supported a seditious plot against our democracy' but tomato, tomahto i suppose
  24. They're on the way home. I can officially start getting drunk.
  25. never grow old, folks
  26. 10 points
    In, Granada Corp., et al. v. The Honorable First Court of Appeals, 844 S.W.2d 223, (Tex. 1992) rehearing overruled), the court stated that the producing party must do more than show that the document was produced inadvertently. "[T]he producing party has the burden of justifying preservation of privilege by showing that the circumstances demonstrate the involuntariness of the disclosure." Id. at 227. The court found that the producing party did not take advantage of all the possible opportunities to prevent involuntary disclosure. Specifically, the documents at issue weren’t segregated in the initial review of documents, the attorney who reviewed the documents prior to production did not remove the documents at issue, and the documents weren’t removed after the requesting party reviewed the documents and provided the list of documents it wanted to be copied. In addition, the production of the documents at issue wasn’t discovered until a year after they were produced, when the documents were marked as exhibits in a deposition. Therefore, the court ruled that the producing party waived any claim to privilege because the producing party failed to meet the burden of establishing that the disclosure was involuntary. edit - that's from the State Bar. If they're going to claim privilege then they'd also have to explain why they didn't produce documents responsive to the required disclosures -- a subset of what they disclosed. IMO Jones and Reynal are SOL.
  27. So IT renewed their NIL deal with Card?
  28. Man, whenever people cry about the way a small bbs talks of the political dead, it gets amusing. Not a single person on this board knew her or her family. And I would say the majority, including myself, had no idea who she was until she died in a car wreck. For literally everyone here she is just another sad stat in the 'died in a car wreck' category. But let's write a treatise on acting classy on a board that prides itself on being surly. Speaking of class and dead politicians, things like this have a way of reminding me of the Hunter S. Thompson Nixon Obit. Which I love and use any excuse to re-read.
  29. I believe kelly anne would refer to those as "alternative lanes" I don't celebrate her death, but I'm sure as fuck not gonna mourn it. Too many decent people die every day to waste time mourning an ignorant cunt that voted against democracy. I can say with 100% certainty that Congress is better off today than it was 48 hours ago. I'm sure she will be replaced with another traitorous MAGA piece of shit, so the improvement will be short lived.
  30. I think we found the Uncle. There's always an Uncle
  31. I love people outside of the situation telling people in the know what did or did not happen. I am telling YOU what happened and why USC is on the board. No one else made that offer. And now you are questioning whether she is as good as being stated? Her touching 10.5 on video can easily be found online. Houston Skyline is the best volleyball program in the city. They literally pluck away everyone's best players. Go look at their 15's top team and you will see a pic of her on it. They have been begging her to come over for a couple years now but mom didn't want to make the commitment(drive), as they are way across town. She had been playing club close to home. However, with Braylan soon to be gone they can start focusing on her so she just took their invite for this upcoming season. She didn't even have to try out, and everyone in the city is trying to get on that team. You don't play top team for Skyline unless you are uber talented. Ask Madi Skinner or her sister. She also just made Friendswood's varsity vball team as a freshman which is a big accomplishment with the talent and lack of senior movement they have this year. Oh, she is also ranked number 45 in the country in the 26 class in basketball. It should be pretty obvious at this point that I am extremely close to the situation. Like, "had I asked when I saw them last night they probably would've told me" close. But being where I attended college I didn't want to press the issue. Also, Pops Shelby played for pig so my swaying is not appreciated anyway.
  32. 9 points
    It'll go by in no time. It's been over eight and a half years since we hired Charlie Strong and that seems like just yesterday.
  33. Our kids' pediatrician announced last week that she was moving her practice out of Texas. She works with a lot of add and adhd kids and also some trans kids. My wife's GP announced today that she's also moving her practice out of Texas because she can no longer provide care that she believes is best for her patients. She hasn't heard from her OB yet but I'm sure she's next. In GQP Texas women will need to get health care at church.
  34. Which will end up being their strength.
  35. If you engage in an attempt to end American democracy and then die some months later, it's going to color what people say about you. Consequences, etc.
  36. Could also be just as simple as coach Flood wanting the non-early enrolled freshmen to be grouped together for more in depth/individual learning purposes.
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