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Showing content with the highest reputation on 08/19/22 in all areas

  1. Per OB (War Room):
  2. HAHAHAHA he posted this after it was already announced
  3. I just think everyone here needs reminding every so often. It's pretty rare to be a part of a place this cool on the internet these days. I know everyone here bitches about everything and then some - including me - but I always come back to this community because it's such a rare enclave of intellectualism, off-brand humor, sports-knowledge and of course general shitheadery that is also virtually uncensored. And yeah - the world is a fucked up place and we all have our own reasons for thinking so. But talking about it here takes the sting away for a lot of us. Including me. There's just nothing else like it. There really isn't. I have to take breaks because sometimes I get too worked up about shit that I've posted on here. But I always come back. That's it.
  4. Y’all really thought I would go to play for a coach who would start Hudson Card 2 years in a row 😂
  5. Per sources, Hudson Card is pushing Casey Cain for first team reps at X receiver
  6. Quinn reading last 20 pages.
  7. Twitter is blowing up with reports of overturned tables at the local Golden Corral as Ketch just found out
  8. Hahahahahaha. What a glorious day it is for all of us who’ve maintained consistently with certainty that the majority of our $9.95ers are useless pieces of shit. And for those of us who have maintained that anyone but Ewers being named the starter would be lunacy and doesn’t make sense. I got a call today from a good buddy who told me “dude, you’re not going to fucking believe this. it sounds like sarkisian is really going to name card the starter. *coworker stumblefuck x* is swearing adamantly. i talked to so and so and he didn’t tell me that it was outright incorrect. what the fuck is going on in there?” Sounds like 30-60 minutes later, he was vindicated and meanwhile the $9.95ers burnt can go fuck themselves.
  9. That’s funny. I’m glad I could do my part to help the team though. I always try to put the Longhorn football team first. My raging fat ass is headed out for a nice Friday night dinner. Just waiting on the crane I rented to pick me up. Could take some time.
  10. Orangebloods' YouTube Channel is worth a watch. Some highlights : - Ketch wants to "strangle the shit out of his sources". - Anwar compared Bellmont to an unnamed Mexican Cartel movie, and states they got deliberately played.
  11. He said seeing it at least 10 times…. Also to start the broadcast this is the look
  12. Sark read my post and corrected course.
  13. Seems like lots of people agree. Ketch is fat.
  14. Now everyone go get some rest. We have at least a couple of more meltdowns before the opener.
  15. If Card gets the start the narrative needs to be that Sark had to unfuck all the bad habits that Ewers picked up from Ryan Day and Ohio State.
  16. Lmao. Time to head to puerto rico
  17. Shoutout to Card though. He seems to love the school and has worked his tail off to try and be the starting QB. From what we know there has been no portal threats or locker clean outs like another QB we wont talk about. If all goes to plan he will graduate with the best business degree around and hopefully get the chance to start and win games at a power 5 next year. And lets all be thankful that we were not sweating the battle between Haynes King and Max Johnson.
  18. Ketch finally weighing in on todays announcement.
  19. It's amazing how stupid 21st Century Republicans are. Fox News has actually convinced you that this story about a private citizen matters right now. While an ex-president is being investigated for inciting an armed insurrection at the United States Capitol that killed cops and attempted to overturn a presidential election annnnnnnnnnnd for literally stealing top secret documents as he left the White House (and oh, by the way, he's buddies with Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin). These are the two biggest scandals in United States history, bar none. Watergate is a petty misdemeanor compared to this shit. And you want me to give a shit about anything Hunter Biden has ever said or done in his whole life right now? You want to convince me that the wealthy businessman son of an extremely influential politician might be corrupt? Okay, sold. And it doesn't fucking matter. Look! Squirrel! Shiny car keys! Look over there! Shut the fuck up, you braindead, brainwashed mob of imbeciles.
  20. From Ketch: Yeah, bud, I don't think anyone was too worried about you doing much running.
  21. Inside Texas does a great job. Those guys have earned the trust of the program by working really hard and not fucking things up like Ketchum and FCB love to do regularly. I hope Bobby gets the recognition he deserves one day, because he has made a significant impact on Texas football for the better. Eric is a good dude, and I'd have a lot bigger bank account if I worked as hard as Gerry.
  22. Inside Texas has a good team that does a lot of great work on the recruiting trail. The fact is no one knows shit about this new team/admin and that's largely on purpose.
  23. JFC. Anyone that posts this doesn't have a clue. Post less.
  24. LOL... Alden @AldenDawg22 · 26m Replying to @NickAdamsinUSA Fact: Nick Adams transfers here from Australia bc he is a beta male that couldn’t make it in the outback.
  25. All three services being face fucked by this announcement is a pretty good sign that we are starting to patch up a lot of the leaks I feel like. I see that as a positive sign for the program.
  26. So Ketch is wrong... again... And the practice reports from literally 10 minutes ago are full of shit... It is almost like the OB guys have no real access to the program. Almost like Sark and co has cut them out
  27. I wish the worst thing our leaders ever did was get buzzed and dance on a video
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