It's amazing how stupid 21st Century Republicans are.
Fox News has actually convinced you that this story about a private citizen matters right now. While an ex-president is being investigated for inciting an armed insurrection at the United States Capitol that killed cops and attempted to overturn a presidential election annnnnnnnnnnd for literally stealing top secret documents as he left the White House (and oh, by the way, he's buddies with Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin).
These are the two biggest scandals in United States history, bar none. Watergate is a petty misdemeanor compared to this shit.
And you want me to give a shit about anything Hunter Biden has ever said or done in his whole life right now? You want to convince me that the wealthy businessman son of an extremely influential politician might be corrupt? Okay, sold. And it doesn't fucking matter.
Look! Squirrel! Shiny car keys! Look over there! Shut the fuck up, you braindead, brainwashed mob of imbeciles.