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  1. Well, yeah. It’s been a problem in the Catholic Church for hundreds of years.
  2. For those without the instagram:
  3. lol, #MAGAmeltdown is trending and this is the first pic
  4. lol at some of you trying to assert that Dotard had no malice in his actions and he just thought he could take classified and top secret docs as souvenirs. Have you been intubated the last 5+ years? How, HOW, can anyone give that sentient Peep any credence at this point is beyond me. His only currency is blackmail. It's all he knows. He stole that shit to protect his ass and nothing else. Anyone asserting otherwise should be shunned.
  5. Welcome to affidavit unsealing day. I will make one prediction: Trump’s conduct will be dumber than you think
  6. Well at least you didn’t quote the whole thing while conveying your disgust
  7. Upton girl. She’s been living in that white bread world She married white and now she thinks she can talk lots of shit about the Indians
  8. "WE GAVE THEM MUCH." I just have to laugh at this bag of shit sometimes.
  9. For the other Dark Mode chads
  10. The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
  11. This is great... 🤘
  12. Not that there was any doubt before, but this further cements that anyone who thinks it wasn't in the national interest for these documents to be seized and returned to a properly secured facility should be pointed at, laughed at, and generally made to feel bad about themselves. Jesus fuck, what a shit show.
  13. TLDR: 1) Expects tighter match-coverages from a base quarters package, instead of the looser Rip/Liz we've seen since Ash. This has been a talking point since the end of last season. 2) Quarters is stronger run support against spread teams. However, safeties need to step their game and the front needs to somewhat impede a runner to ensure safeties get good looks. 3) Quarters is a more flexible tool for gameplanning. (This portion is about 5,000 words long.) 4) Biggest vulnerability is deep shots and big plays due to the lack of a deep safety.
  14. Oh, this is savage:
  15. dude wanders into a 387 page thread that only covers the past 20 months and tries to tell us what trump is all about. fucking finally.
  16. Me entering this thread this morning:
  17. Wordle 433 3/6 [emoji834]🟩[emoji834]🟨🟨 [emoji834]🟩🟨🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Well shit. I thought I was gonna come in here and slap my birdie in y’all’s collective face. Oh well. Happy Friday!
  18. Wordle 433 2/6* 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 433 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. No audio on the video. That's from your other tab.
  21. how we rolling homies? oh i see. Did I see someone use 'un-redacted'? Cromulence level 9 I made it to Saturday and so can you
  22. Wordle 433 2/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 214 6️⃣9️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #217 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  23. If this season goes like the last, I'll be right there with you.
  24. Wordle 433 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 too many common word patterns on the right side. Daily Quordle 214 3️⃣8️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 random islands are random... #Worldle #217 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  25. Wordle 433 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. To be fair, neither Obama nor Trump appointed Bruce Reinhart. He was appointed by the District Judges of the Southern District of Florida. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/28/631 He is a profoundly stupid motherfucker.
  27. Is it Y GIFS with a hard G or Y "JIFS" with the soft G?
  28. Oh, and by the way, this student loan relief? Was not done by an EO.
  29. I hope she realizes she's never getting technical support ever again.
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