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Showing content with the highest reputation on 08/27/22 in Posts

  1. 37 points
    45 yard TD run
  2. That’s exactly what you just did. You falsely asserted that “the left” controls education and when called on your bullshit dishonesty, you projected about such people living in a fantasy land. That’s just more assert-the-opposite. You can’t even get off the starting block of “first, define what the political left even is.” The reality I live in recognizes that the state of Texas in particular does teach or is proposing to teach whacked out nonsense like: -Moses should be taught as part of US history -Africans were not brought to the US as slaves; they came here as part of an involuntary relocation program -The civil war was fought over states’ rights. -We also have quite a few states that teach abstinence only education, which happens to be in the states far in the lead in teen pregnancies, repeat teen pregnancies and teenage abortions (and if I’m not mistaken, teenage STI’s), which incidentally is the failure the teachings of the religious right have always been known to be. In addition, just within the lifetime of a lot of people who post here, we’ve had to go to court over: -Whether “intelligent design” can/should be taught as a science -Whether compulsory prayer should be permitted in public schools -Whether black children should be able to attend public schools with white children Yeah, owned by “the left” my ass. There isn’t a single shred of evidence you could demonstrate to reflect that. If you could, you’d have done that already instead of that pitiful tactic known as leaning into your own feelings and emotions.
  3. I’m ready to blame Casey for everything that happened last year. Sark gets a pass.
  4. He stood there after the game losing interception finding ways to blame everyone but himself. You could see it in his fucking bitch face. Eat shit, Casey.
  5. Osborne is alive and suffering every minute of what is left of his miserable fucking existence.
  6. 16 points
    Nikki rubbing her bean raw
  7. I've enjoyed watching you get dragged for this one:
  8. This is such bullshit. Thompson was running his mouth all off season about Texas. Now we're supposed to support him? Get the fuck out of here.
  9. Pretty good throw under duress there by whatshisname for the team in red
  10. No audio on the video. That's from your other tab.
  11. Remember when Nebraska decided to leave the Big 12 and hyped up the Texas game as a way to tell us to go fuck ourselves? Remember when Garrett fucking Gilbert led us to victory in that game? Nebraska can eternally eat shit
  12. Good for Peter. https://longhornswire.usatoday.com/2022/08/27/former-texas-football-player-receives-heart-transplant/
  13. If you’re a recruiting board mainstay, Ochaun Mathis’ performance was just as hilarious as Casey’s.
  14. Casey’s last 4 drives: INT, 3 n out, 3 n out, INT. man, that felt familiar. Have fun Nebraska!
  15. I think he's misunderstanding what's actually happening at university. Kids who have been under strict rules and religious indoctrination are finally free to learn anything, without helicopter parents filtering the thoughts in their head. They can finally explore any subjects they want, discuss it with peers, and get completely different perspectives on things they never considered. They will experience some real world responsibility in taking care of themselves, homework, living in a dorm, etc. The whole world changes for them, and allows them to grow a lot of different ways. also this;
  16. Donors got involved and picked this....
  17. It was like watching last season, but being happy about it because it’s happening to someone you hate, because of someone you hate.
  18. For those without the instagram:
  19. Figured I’d make this thread since the Nebraska boards went down. Seems relevant. Hahahahaha
  20. Once again, Nebraska burned by Texas.
  21. This opinion is terrible and you should feel terrible about it.
  22. Early in my career I had the unfortunate experience of running an IT support department. Basically the goofballs like the guy in this cartoon. There was this one guy named Tom that looked like a human version of Mort Goldman that was reported to HR for harassment. Tom was a 23 year old guy that suffered from early male pattern baldness. Bald on the crown with a receding hairline. The remaining hair was curly orange and it was poofy. He had a unibrow, yellow teeth, wore Bugle Boy brand that was extremely wrinkled. It looked like he would fold his shirts into tiny squares they were so wrinkled. He would wear Charlie Brown shoes, the guy was a mess. So we are sitting in the office and he is genuinely confused about what he did wrong. He saw no harm in looking at a beautiful woman in the office. I had to repeatedly explain the difference between a glance and leering. Finally I told him, leering is creepy, no woman wants your attention. They don't want you looking at them, smiling at them or talking to them. Fix you unibrow, shave your head, bleach your teeth, exercise, buy fashionable clothes and take them to the dry cleaners and lower your standards. You like very attractive women that will never have an interest in you! Never!! The whole thing turned into a self improvement project that lasted for months. He never was reported for harassment again. The best part was that he reinvented his look based on The Shield's Vic Mackey and ended up dating a Surly Vic Mackey special.
  23. My wife’s family are all Huskers and I have heard so much shit about UT from them and how good Thompson is going to be for them….
  24. Hearing rumblings that Smothers was put in because Frost/Nebraska are racist
  25. Hopefully, once he makes it to a college campus he will be under the tutelage of someone who can help him learn the QB position. I doubt he’s getting much help from his current situation in Louisiana.
  26. Texas can’t outlaw this type of abortion.
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