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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/11/22 in all areas

  1. Casey Thompson got 2 head coaches fired in 18 months.
  2. The mudholes are always meant to be fun, but I feel like I was right in having watched them against Utah State, who just got blown out at home by Weber State, and viewing their position groups for what they are. That WR corps will scare no one and the same is true for TE. Teams will key Gibbs and spy Young and they’re in trouble. The DL is, for an Alabama team, just okay. Dallas Turner is a piece of human shit and I will be rooting for bad things to happen to that guy for the rest of my life. If he has a knee injury that leads to an amputation just before heading to the draft, I will cackle and revel in the cosmic justice. He intentionally injured Ewers and then did nothing all day but talk shit to the fans and to Texas players. Fuck that guy, his family, his offspring and his friends.
  3. She left it all on the field today. That's all you can ask from your sorority girls
  4. Casey Thompson’s dad didn’t even get a chance to shit on him in the press.
  5. I gave Texas zero chance. None. Nada. How gloriously wrong I was. Gloriously. Sark, Card, Defense, Surly, whoever, I will sit here and happily wolf down whatever crow you place in front of me. And that was no "Bama just had an off game" bullshit, that was a straight up, "I'm your Huckleberry" kick them square in the teeth back alley brawl to the death. Bama had to fight with every last ounce of juice they had. Well done. Welll fucking done!
  6. Aggy can't force Jimbo to do anything. Their options are: 1) pay him $100 million to coach; or 2) pay him $100 million to not coach.
  7. Fuck you debbie downer, glass half empty pessimists. If Ewers didn't get ganked or the refs called a halfway impartial game, we beat #1 Alabama. They schemed to take Bijan's rushing out of the game, which a team with their talent advantage can do. But Ewers was on the way to making them change that at halftime. Card is obviously limited, but he showed a lot of grit that will get the team to believe in him for however long he needs to start. Offensive line pass protection was really good considering the competition. The D played lights out and championship worthy. If they keep that up through the year, we need to lock Patterson down with a 10 million a year and all you can eat Whataburger contract. I really like what I see out of Sark. The team was obviously prepared for a big game and play calling was excellent given the sudden injury limitations and gave us a chance we should not have had. Best of all, the players didn't get all pessimistic like you pussies when our starting QB went down. They showed some *gasp* mental toughness. Sark is doing all the right things right now both tactically in games and strategically with the program. Kicking game needs improvement but maybe the 49 yarder to take the lead with under 2 minutes left is a signal that it is stabilizing? That's about the only true negative I saw out of our team. So fuck you bitches. I don't know if we win the conference and wind up in the CFP, but I do see a future so bright, we gotta wear shades.
  8. 4-6 weeks to 2-3 weeks in just a few minutes. He is healing like the mullet Jesus we knew he was.
  9. Jimbo Fisher, quarterback whisperer...
  10. I'm sure that Addazio and Durkin will react to this loss with a measured and rational response that will have all of their players 100% bought in and excited to play for their coaches. Seriously, aggy having a complete mutiny because Jimbo hired two of the worst human beings in CFB would be just too sweet for words
  11. Dude, Card looked good yesterday. Against the best defense in the country. Yes, Quinn looked better--arguably much better--but Card got the ball to his playmakers, kept drives going, and didn't look nearly as spooked as he did last year, all while obviously injured. We're significantly better this year if Quinn returns soon, but if Card plays and looks like he did yesterday, we'll have some good wins.
  12. Aggy should have let them crash in their hall of champions. Plenty of space, and it might as well get some use as it was originally intended every once in awhile.
  13. fuck anthony hill and denver harris and evan stewart. enjoy that hellhole.
  14. Not sure if this is old news but I've never laughed so hard 5 times in a row at something
  15. So really just now catching up on this, and the other craziness yesterday.....let me get this straight: App St. waltzes into the CSTAT, fucks gomer up the ass, grabs $1.5 Million and runs off with its wife (Gameday)? I'm not sure that I could even thought of that as a wishcast. I need to try harder.
  16. I follow this thread and enjoy it, but I have never looked forward to screenshots like I am today from @texifornia and @Longhornfrenzy and anyone else with the access and time. The shit posted yesterday was glorious as a starter.
  17. Old army dissatisfaction in multiple threads over there.
  18. Welp, Alabama was gutting. We had those fuckers just like the Colt McCoy game. Ewers going down while playing so well was incredibly cruel, and apparently the only way that second rate institution of mediocre learning can beat Texas. I really look forward to us going to the SEC, beating them up and taking their lunch money, and turning them into Alabraska. Your day of reckoning is coming Gumps. Now, onto our first attempt to not let the Bama game beat us twice, as the great Mack Brown used to say. Let’s hope and pray for clean imaging for Quinn, his quick return to health, and a 13-1 season.
  19. I'm pretty happy with the Jimbo Fisher hire and how it's turning out.
  20. I’m a doctor (of jurisprudence), and it’s my expert opinion that Quinn will be back in time for OU and will throw for 500 yards against the Sooners.
  21. NSIAP. Standing O after the loss.
  22. I had no idea you could steal College GameDay from an opponent, that's like the CFB equivalent of prima nocta.
  23. This thread is like being invited to a free, all you can eat buffet at the French Laundry. My gut is busting, I may have to run to the bathroom to purge, but I can’t stop eating/reading because it all just so delicious. The Old Army/New Army internal squabble was a particularly tasty amuse bouche.
  24. Usually in reverse cowgirl
  25. Aggy takes another L today 🤣🤣🤣
  26. Nebraska deserves this for being the original assholes who kicked off conference realignment. The old Big XII was a great conference.
  27. I'm sorry I clicked on this thread. You people shitting on Card for his performance today are fucking morons. God, we have some shittty fans.
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