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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/03/22 in all areas

  1. You look at Oklahoma over there and it's just all about the tradition that if you're the coach of Texas and win this game, your index finger grows two sizes when you put that Golden Hat on.
  2. Can't think of anything young black dudes like more than hiking.
  3. committing crimes to cover other crimes is double jeopardy and now we likely can't prosecute. -twicehorn
  4. Any update on this? Otherwise this is a pretty neg-worthy troll when people are trying to mainline on pure aggy heroin but get the fentanyl.
  5. The idea of Pete Carroll relocating from Seattle to College Station makes me giggle.
  6. "Hire an OC or we're paying you 95 million!" ?
  7. Milwaukee airport has a designated recombobulation area after the TSA checkpoint.
  8. 18 points
    FUCK BARRY SWITZER FUCK BUD WILKINSON FUCK BOB STOOPS FUCK BRIAN BOSWORTH FUCK QUENTIN GRIFFIN FUCK BILLY SIMS FUCK BOB STOOPS FUCK LINCOLN RILEY FUCK CALE GUNDY FUCK JOSH HEUPEL FUCK ROY WILLIAMS FUCK DUSTY DVORCEK FUCK TEDDY LEHMAN FUCK KYLER MURRAY FUCK JASON WHITE FUCK SPENCER RATTLER FUCK ROCKY CALMUS FUCK BAKER MAYFIELD FUCK JIM ROSS FUCK SAM BRADFORD FUCK DEMARCO MURRAY FUCK LANDRY JONES FUCK DERRICK STRAIT FUCK TOBY KEITH FUCK CALEB WILLIAMS FUCK MARIVN MIMS FUCK ADRIAN PETERSON FUCK TRAY ALLEN FUCK DEMOND PARKER FUCK CURTIS FAGAN FUCK DILLON GABRIEL FUCK JEFF LEBBY FUCK GARY GIBBS FUCK HOWARD SCHNELLENBERGER FUCK BRENT VENABLES FUCK BLAKE BELL FUCK RHETT BOMAR FUCK THAT SOONER SCHOONER FUCK THE ENTIRE STATE OF OKLAHOMA FUCK ALL THE LAND THEIVES FINALLY, FUCK CURLY MCLAIN AND THAT MUSICAL TOO.
  9. You can make up anything you want, post 100 different predictions, and if one or two happen, call yourself Nostradamus! If three or four hit, you can charge $9.95.
  10. True story. I was sitting on a pier in Rockport when I was about 14 years old. WB in one hand. Big damned Dr Pepper in the other. Someone said something and I turned to look - interact with the speaker you know, manners - and a fookin’ seagull swooped down like the hawk of Achill in the Jameson’s commercial, and grabbed my WB. Gull flew about 3 feet and dropped my hamburguesa right in the piss. In anger I chucked my styrofoam cup of DP at that sumbitch and missed badly. Gull 1 - CoTex - 0.
  11. Truck is clearly not raised high enough since they could see inside and make out the Whataburger.
  12. I feel like this one needs to be included annually
  13. Who the hell makes food the second to last stop on the way home? Food always comes last, especially when you would be letting your fries get cold by making another stop.
  14. i think what roma is trying to say is this: 0 lawyers = not ok 1 lawyer = ok 2 lawyers = not ok
  15. Don't start no shit...
  16. I'm tired of these "Trump is fucked now because XXX" tweets. If he's not dead, behind bars, or in handcuffs, he's not fucked.
  17. Alright this wins the internet for the day.
  18. He's a moron who loves running his mouth for attention.
  19. 344 days since Aggy scored more than 24 Pts vs a P5 opponent Posted on 10/2/22 at 10:23 pm 70 fricking pitiful! Thankfully Texas is joining soon to represent the state of Texas properly. Here’s the list of other Power 5 schools with inept offenses like Jimbo and Aggy Current streaks scoring 24 pts or less vs P5 schools Colorado – 7 Texas 8&4 – 6 Indiana – 6 Rutgers – 6 Total 4* or 5* players on offense Aggy – 22 Other 3 teams combined - 10 ………and pretty confident there will be no relief or improvement on Saturday!
  20. Expect a lot more with this picture. A lot more.
  21. aggy negotiating a buyout means Jimbo walks away with $105 million instead of $95 million.
  22. “Don’t stop. I’m about to explode.”
  23. There may or may not be an extra 0 on that number. Let's fuck around and find out my friends.
  24. They really did basically hire late stage Mack. A stubborn, aging megalomaniac and underachiever on the downslope of his career. I remember hoping that a new OC would fix everything.
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