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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/06/22 in all areas

  1. Maybe Cornpop was right about not eating his Whataburger in a dollar store parking lot.
  2. Oh noes, poor sooners....only four active scholarship linebackers. We started Luke Fucking Brockermeyer for like 10 games.
  3. The beginning of the decriminalization of marijuana? I don't know about everyone else but I am sick and tired of Biden constantly doing things that make sense and also has the backing of a majority of this country. Someone needs to stop the madness.
  4. NEW AGGIE SLOGAN: ”Don’t care, shot Jimbo”
  5. Weird would be one thing. You can just laugh and dismiss weird. They are hated because they run their fucking mouths like they are elite at everything they do, yet they are mediocre to just plain terrible at everything they do. If they'd ever learn to shut their mouths and have the tiniest bit of introspection, people might tolerate them, but we know that will never happen.
  6. He’s always been a hypocritical piece of shit. He hasn’t turned at all. He’s an original architect of the partisan political divide CREATED BY THE GOP by choosing party over country. He railed against Clinton’s marital infidelity while cheating on his first wife while she was sick with cancer. He got ejected from Congress for ethics violations. He is who he’s always been.
  7. 13 points
  8. I hope Kobie does make it into the game and that Roschon trucks the fuck outta that bitch.
  9. QE watched us lose 2 games we should have won if he was slinging the ball and keeping the chains moving. He’s gonna come back Saturday full of piss and vinegar and take it out on some inbred meth heads
  10. Joey Two Puffs, the greatest Job Creator in-Cheef, on a glorious Jobsgiving Eve, recognized what was before us all. Staring down the upper tier of the dankest holiday food pipeline, the triumvirate of Halloween candy, Thanksgiving Turkey, and Christmas Ham and tamales, bestowed upon us the erasure of records and freeing from bondage the worlds greatest appetite stimulant. Light a candle. Fall to your knees and breathe it in. Then breathe it again. Hold it in. Don’t cough. And let it go. There will never be another as good as him.
  11. If i was King I would be licking toilet seats in gas stations trying to catch something. Safer than what he’s got coming on Saturday.
  12. I get that they have to keep Brandon locked away because he’s 900 years old and they don’t want everyone to see that but they should turn him loose with regular people more often. He’s good at chopping it up with voters, even MAGA ones.
  13. The occupation authorities in Kherson are taking all the kids in school to Crimea for “fall holidays.” https://t.me/VGA_Kherson/3858
  14. "We are passionate and they hate us for it." No dumbass, you're hated because you're fucking weird.
  15. But he has a terminal blood disease!! He's allowed to act like a little douche!
  16. aggy would probably pay a hitman $10 million up front and guarantee an additional $10 million whether or not the hit was successful
  17. Anyone that thinks we wouldn’t get a street fight from even a winless ou team is fucking clueless.
  18. Beard doesn't want to sign 3 HS guards in the same class and there are 3 that were higher on the board and just as likely to be signing with Texas, if not more likely. I'm not saying he'll get the 2 he absolutely wants, but he's basically Tim Brewster on the recruiting front and thinks he's getting everybody. Texas basketball has major NIL support for suiting both transfers and guys coming from HS, so I expect continued amazing shit from Beard. Frankly, NIL is better set up right now for Texas MBB than any other sport on campus due to roster size and some major money guys really digging basketball.
  19. Last night: Her: Texas State is doing a production of "My Fair Lady" and I assume you don't want to go, so I'm going to go with Sherri. We could go either November 16th or 17th. Do you have a preference on which one we go to? Me: The 17th, definitely the 17th! Her: OK, what's the deal, is there a football game that you want to be left alone to watch or something? Me: No, I actually don't care, but last week you got mad because I didn't express a preference when I didn't have one, so I'm just randomly assigning my preference to the 17th to avoid that again.
  20. Most of that is justified just based on the way that fucker parked
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