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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/26/22 in Posts

  1. In other news, Kiffin from the top rope!
  2. Exactly what year do you think it is right now?
  3. It’s true but they misspelled Candi.
  4. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/34876565/college-football-bottom-10-texas-quite-expected 5. Agricultural & Mechanical College of Texas (3-4) As a kid, I saved money for months from doing chores around the house, washing cars around the neighborhood, even scrounging up bottles from around town to get the deposit change. Why? To buy a special spy X-ray camera that I saw advertised in the back of a comic book. My dad warned me not to believe it, that maybe my time and dollars were better spent elsewhere, saying, "It'll just be another cheap piece of plastic like all of the other stuff you bought, like the sneakers that were going to make you run faster and the rubber bands that were going to make your muscles look like Superman's." But, undeterred, I kept going back to that ad, the one that promised that this would be different, finally a foolproof pathway to unimaginable superpowers. When the spy X-ray camera arrived, it was indeed just another piece of plastic. Also, Texas A&M
  5. One of my brothers works for one of the major US banks. He said that yesterday at lunch an aggy donor (he said “decent donor”) said Dumbo is gone and that they are targeting Dabo. L oh fucking L.
  6. These are the guys who talked shit about our boosters meddling? Lulz.
  7. If he needs some "broken crackers" to put in his chili, he can find them all whining over on Texags. CHIEF
  8. 17 points
    Sounds like these nuns have some bad habits...
  9. What would I do without Google Translate?
  10. Gloria could show a video of Hershel Walker performing an abortion on a teenager he raped and Republicans wouldn’t give a fuck. They’re no longer using the good person vaneer . It’s a fascist party. They only care about power.
  11. I can smell that picture
  12. At least use the correct version for this thread.
  13. Wordle 494 2/6* ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 boop
  14. Wordle 494 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 heh.
  15. Has he been around lately? You would think somebody who is the only objective one on the whole board who definitely knew more about football and building a roster than anyone else and was impartial enough to recognize that Jimbo Fisher was building a powerhouse would be anxious to educate us all on how the past week is part of the plan.
  16. I had a cool "grenade" cap blaster like this as a Surly 1% kid:
  17. Lotsa women dying to get out of Nebraska.
  18. The craziest part about all this is how unexpected it was.
  19. Suchomel said he’s hearing from a source that there’s a possibility Anthony Hill be in town for the TCU game. Said it isn’t for sure yet but he think there’s a better than 50% chance he makes it in.
  20. Second word was a big help. Wordle 494 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. $2 per ticket to see them take on Ole Miss. El Oh Fucking El!
  22. 11 points
    The Blacks came to the conclusion that his mom had the secret sauce to handling his bipolar disorder. She knew what to do and when to do it. The theory is hurt abrupt death hurt in more ways than one because sure, it fucked Kanye up but his mom probably didn’t have it written out how to handle him when she’s gone—written out for both him and his crew. That’s per the Black people’s newsletter that circulates quarterly across the country, known really to show up at cookouts and during Juneteenth.
  23. Amen brother. Celebrating at Jim's.
  24. Turtles don't do well in the cold...
  25. Also sorry to bring down the thread mood but I wanted to remember my buddy somewhere. 6 weeks past 15 years ago to the day yesterday, we got a little puppy that we named Gizmo, in the hopes that my teen daughter would bond with him while caring for him when she visited, and also because my girlfriend, now wife, naively believed that he would give her some understanding of what it was like to deal with kids. He was a yorkie pom and beautiful and sweet and a good boy. He died in my arms late last night at the emergency vet of congestive heart failure. I came home yesterday afternoon and he just wasn't right, after being himself for basically every day of his life. We thought he'd live forever because he was so happy and spry up to 15 years probably to the day from when he was born. RIP my little guy, you will be sorely missed. You had a terrific life and gave more than you took from it for our family. I posted about 6 months ago on here about his equally old sister who was struggling with major back issues. She's somehow rallied, but this morning was shaking and confused when I left for work. Hoping for her to keep rallying.
  26. Our high school lettermen club would alternate a trip between Texas and aggy football games each year. I remember specifically we had $2 end zone tickets at Kyle Field one year and tried to sneak into better sideline seats since it was empty AF. The worker saw our tickets and called them "Dairy Queen tickets" and wouldn't let us in a sideline section that was mostly empty. Now those sideline tickets are $2 in 2022 dollars, which is the equivalent of 84 cents in 1989. All aggy tickets are Dairy Queen tickets now.
  27. Wordle 494 3/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. New A&M fight song? I was gonna cover the kickoff, until I got high I was gonna study that freakin' playbook, but then I got high ... Now I lost my f**kin' scholarship, and I know why Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
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