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  1. Lets just chart out your fucking stance: Me: Here are statistics that show that smaller rural cities have the highest crime rate in Texas, and Houston's crime rate per HPD statistics showing a decline in everything except kidnapping You: There is a huge crime wave. Look at this article with few stats and anecdotal stories Me: These are literal verifiable statistics You: Actual facts don't matter, it is only what people believe and look at the Olds voting. Thank you for illustrating first hand what a piece of shit you are and why this country is fucked. Facts don't matter to you as long as you get your fucking way. And you fucking REVEL in it. You don't care about defending or rebutting your position, you don't care about facts, you only care about getting what you want with no concern for others. I hope there is a hell, because I'll enjoy you burning in it for eternity.
  2. This is comical that at in 2022 we have to openly entertain made up shit, lies, and racists shit as "divergent views" all under the guise of "free speech". This is a failed society. There's no honor in truth and integrity anymore. This again reaffirms my belief that if you are hiding behind "free speech", you are a fucking idiot who is a liar and/or a racist. The idiots in power are too scared or are complicit in promoting lies and racist shit. We have the "democracy" we deserve.
  3. Thirty plus years ago, when I was applying to colleges, eaTme was on the list because I intended to study mechanical engineering and, like UT, was a checkbox on the SAT form basically to apply. At some point in the process, my Mom, an Arkansas alumna not otherwise versed or vested in things Texas, really, asked me "do you really want to be an Aggy for the rest of your life"? That simple question put a pretty fine point on it.
  4. This is amazing. Even though A&M lost this weekend, recruits loved everything about their visit, the offense is opened up and exciting again, and a team with 18 true freshman starters is somehow simultaneously 1. not able to compete due to youth, 2. a harbinger of greatness about to come, and 3. An indication that plenty of playing time is available to incoming recruits ( even if the frosh will be entrenched for the next few years). So with all that amazingness out of the way, let's check in on offensive recruiting. QB - Nobody. Hoping for an unlikely flip. RB - Nobody. Hoping for a flip. WR - Nobody. Circling around for passed-over bread. TE - Nobody, but none needed. OL - 1 redass homer, 1 guy waiting for Hayes Fawcett to finish his decommit edit, 1 guy who just had knee surgery and is looking around, and 1 guy who is a project. None of the four projects to OT. Nobody else on the radar right now. You can't even make shit up that's as good as this.
  5. 17 points
    Two pork bellies. About 13lbs total. Cured for 2 weeks. Smoked to 150 Sliced up. I used an undersized & underpowered deli slicer for one slab and cut the 2nd one by hand Vacuum sealed and ready for the freezer
  6. @Helobious feel free to rejoin the conversation. Astros fans go to the Astros thread and bitch. I'm done moderating this thread.
  7. Wordle 501 2/6* 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. Wordle 501 3/6 🟨[emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834] [emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834]🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji444]Little bird come sit upon my windowsill [emoji445]
  9. Just this once, in his amazing career, I want to see JV win a World Series game.
  10. This is why I bought this jersey at MMP Game 2!
  11. Well shit guess I have to cancel all those #FreeHelo shirts I ordered. I will dial back in here anyway, astro fan sensitivity has been exposed to the masses. The cake is baked.
  12. Wordle 501 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Begone sour taste of yesterday! Welcome sweet taste of Monday! (second eagle in 3 days) Daily Quordle 282 5️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Missed the coin flip on guess #7.
  13. not by any stretch a nascar fan, but this is pretty dope
  14. Same lineup tomorrow except Hensley for Diaz.
  15. welp, enough of that shit. game 5 is the most important game of this series. we need JV to throw a regular season JV game. you have garcia and urquidy ready to go if we need a quick hook. bats need to stay hot. no doubt about it, tomorrow is the most important game of the season
  16. Uh, I don't know you in real life. And I'm certainly farther to the right than most on this thread when it comes to the criminal justice system...also you could be way, way different offline. But nothing, and I mean absolutely dead-to-rights-zero about your posting history would ever in a million years incline me to describe you as "charismatic." You strike me, and again this is not a real life judgement, as somebody who could put the skids on a fun time real fucking fast just by walking through a doorway. You seem like what Ambien takes when Ambien is having trouble falling asleep, and maybe wants to take more of itself to make the pain go away...forever...and ever.
  17. Wordle 501 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 282 8️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #285 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr #waffle285 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 7 wafflegame.net
  18. “Whose truth”???? That, right there in two stupid words, is the fucking problem. There is NO SUCH THING as multiple truths. Truth is truth. Pretending like it isn’t is what disinformation is all about. COVID-19 vaccines don’t alter your DNA or contain microchips. Demons don’t cause STDs. A Houston “physician” posted those “truths” on Twitter and was rightfully banned from the platform. Musk reinstated her account yesterday. Morons celebrated and screeched and crowed about the return of truth and free speech. Truth is truth and pretending otherwise under the guise of free thinking and shallow pontificating about the market place of ideas is how dangerous morons blindly attempt to synthesize complex topics.
  19. Cross-post to the Truck Nuts thread, probably doxxing myself, whatever fuck it. Bring it home boys.
  20. Courtesy of @shadow_operative in that other thread... Fucking phenomenal.
  21. my favorite part of this story is every part of this story
  22. That graphic is pretty inaccurate. Most of Russians exports are energy (Oil, gas, coal) A) The five year average pre-invasion includes the COVID years. Making the average imports much smaller than normal. B) They're averaging the months since the invasion. We rolled out sanctions, as well time for them to begin taking effect. If you look at the US, since the invasion began to where we are now. We've dropped about 80% in imports. Not 20%
  23. Easy answer. A large percentage of American voters are idiots
  24. No, I mean like how in 2020 yall thought it was a red wave but it was actually yall just getting high on fox news' supply. And then because so many of you uncritical idiots were so sure that the election was stolen, yall went at tried to overthrow our democracy. Shit, one of yall just went and tried to murder Pelosi's husband, and other state senate candidate was assaulted in his backyard (in PA). The common thread is consistently this insane belief that is unsupported by real data, but has intoxicatingly powerful rhetoric if you're not bothered by alternative facts
  25. That 3-0 bowl record needs an *
  26. You are uninvited from this thread. Don't post in here anymore or you will get time off.
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  28. Gross. Fourth guess was idiotic, missing a known letter. Wordle 501 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #285 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 282 4️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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  31. It's maddening. Like this whole narrative that the D's are about to get crushed because inflation, with the "electorate" trusting the R's more on economy than the D's despite the clear track record of R's being irresponsible and cratering the economy and D's bailing them out. Just irrational as hell. We are a hurr durr society.
  32. Christian Javier can have his way with my sister, if I had one.
  33. It really does boil down to the fact that 25% of the population wants to use the N word and if they can't, they'll burn society to the ground.
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