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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/15/22 in Posts

  1. Farts are never not funny
  2. It's not unusual to talk shit to your boss in this industry. By talking shit, I mean engaging in a technical debate to demonstrate the boss is wrong which is what we witnessed on Twitter. The industry has been tamed over the years but the right of nerd thunderdome is still respected. Elon got his ass handed to him but followed up with a bitch move rather than concede he was wrong. I will admit that it's unusual to do this with a CEO because CEO's stay in their lane and don't get in arguments over code with software engineers. That would be like Trump arguing with a doctor that specializes in infectious disease over the best way to handle a novel virus during a global pandemic.
  3. Anyone else remember when aggy was in King of the Hill for the meat judging episode? Although they were called Texas A&F(probably for failure) and lost to Bobby and the Heimlich County Junior College.
  4. Maybe…because he’s a narcissist you fat soulless gimp
  5. Be honest. You heard the voice in your head saying "Don't tell this story. It's horrible" and completely ignored it.
  6. I’m not sure you’re going to get your chances. Worthy might wind up thinking he’s worth more than Texas does. If USC wants to idiotically offer him a big payday again, there’s a strong shot that Texas uses its funding in other directions.
  7. There he is. Things were sounding a bit too positive prior to Saturday
  8. Glad they stopped this bitch before full metamorphosis into gozer the gozerian
  9. "I can't explain why Trump would be so adamant about making things completely about him." Says man waking up from a 40 year coma.
  10. FUCK ALL OF THIS!!! Pathetic fucking nation/laws/system to still allow this piece of shit human to be roaming freely after all his criminal bullshit.
  11. Live look at NATO partners trying to control Poland rn:
  12. I guess the Russians responded for the Poles themselves?
  13. We live in Texas. I suggest a moratorium on throwing such stones, what with our glass house and all.
  14. Refusing to say the actual name of the party is akin to refusing to say The University of Texas and insisting on tu. Think about that.
  15. Wordle 514 2/6 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. God damn it lol Wordle 514 5/6 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. What missle guidance doing? As Gen Xer, I really feared Russian capabilities and thought they would smoke Ukraine and have a more thorough plan to execute a coup and topple Zelensky. Since then, a single minded application of Slocums razor turns out to yield the correct answer.
  18. FWIW I've been reaching out to my Polish sources for the last hour and what I'm hearing is : "Who are you? "How did you get my info" and "leave me alone" and "fuck your mother" Still trying to put the pieces together. I'll keep you posted.
  19. 1- Ask for NATO air defense to move to the border area. 2- Mobilize the Rapid Reaction Force. 3- Better to shoot these down over Ukraine, thus NATO directly engages. Create a no-fly zone. Any Russian aircraft heading towards a NATO nation is marked and tracked as a threat. 4- Interesting the Russian delegation left Bali meetings. Did they know? 5- Unleash the Winged Hussars and take Belarus. Put more pressure on Putin and his bitches. This is the highest escalation, but I bet it is being discussed. Oh, and this is the Surly. We speculate more about things than our next Head Coach. (and it should be Zelensky or one of his generals when they retire. At least they can run an effective offense.)
  20. It’s been a week and already pronouncing how terrible Dem candidates who WON despite the headwinds, when they should have been shellacked. Dems never truly win
  21. Wordle 514 6/6 [emoji834]🟨🟨[emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟨🟩[emoji834]🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Jim Comey, a life long Republican defied his black female boss, broke longstanding DOJ protocol and publicly announced an investigation into Hillary days before the election. He obviously didn’t like her either. Given an objective look at her résumé, knowledge and preparedness, Hillary hate can only be understood when misogyny is factored into the equation. The lack of disqualifying specifics her detractors offer when objectifying her, is particularly telling.
  23. I still can't quite believe this isn't 1984-era Victoria Jackson doing an SNL skit
  24. God damn. The biggest issue is reading comprehension. Nobody is saying Ewers is playing well and everything is Worthy's fault. Even Stevie Wonder can see both of them are not playing well. It doesnt have to be one or the other.
  25. Cable music channels, now that is a throw back I have forgotten about.
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