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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/18/22 in Posts

  1. 82 points
    I don’t know where to put this, so it’s going here. My Dad, Mike B, was just diagnosed today with Kidney cancer. He’s 73, and he’s survived all sorts other stuff, so I’m hopeful he can survive this. He’s a tremendous father and a example of a man which I can only barely hope to emulate. My poor mother is devastated. I’ll take any prayers or positive thoughts you’re willing to send his way. thanks for taking the time to read this
  2. Shit, donate it to the 11,000 US military personnel in Qatar. Let those boys go get it.
  3. Bribery to get the WC... Meh 6500 dead migrant workers... Meh Bribery to win their first match... Meh Canceling beer sales 2 days before the tournament starts... This cannot stand! Refund my tickets! Unpack my bags! This is a travesty!
  4. 21 points
    All my love, and all my prayers to you and your family. My daughter was diagnosed with breast cancer roughly a month ago, and unfortunately my wife and family withhold a lot of things from me due to my health. I know she had some malignant tumors removed from her breast, and some lymph nodes. Treatment was originally supposed to be radiation, but now is full blown chemo. She had a port put in her neck this past Tuesday and is supposed to start treatments in 2 weeks. I do not have a good feeling about this at all.
  5. Yep. What's bad about Trump is not that he's awful, cruel, and morally bankrupt. It's that he's not winning anymore. If the GQP nominates Baphomet Beelzebub Puppykiller, he tells the Evangelicals he'll hurt all the people he wants them to hurt, they will back him. Not 98%, not 99%, but 100%. Because American Evangelicals have nothing to do with Christianity, except using it as a label to shield their beliefs as unassailable, "because it's my religion!" They are, literally, anti-christs.
  6. umass is tougher than the records and advanced statistics suggest.
  7. Let's check in on their basketball team after a tough loss to Murray State yesterday
  8. Can anyone imagine this happening today, this is just 15 years and 4 presidents ago
  9. That would be a boss move by Budweiser. They're gonna eat shit on this no matter what. That beer sitting in the Qatari sun for 3+ weeks is a complete waste of product. Leave some of it behind to rot as a "fuck you" to their government. But bite the bullet of shipping costs and fly half of it to Belgium to be distributed around Europe and half of it back to the U.S. (New York or Saint Louis) and have it shipped around. Get a guerrilla marketing team to do some quick pop-up parties around the country. Give it out for free or pass it along to your local distributors at a deep discount for on-premise promotions. Or we could 'Smokey & the Bandit' a shitload of it and make the most downloaded (non-porn) youtube video in history. I'm available to record voiceovers as soon as tomorrow. "Real Kingdom of Evil...Here's to you Qatar......sure you killed thousands of migrant laborers, crushed women's rights, imprisoned gays, and bribed officials (other guy: It was all pretty ugly!)...but a tall, ice cold Budweiser for thirsty travelers was a bridge too far (other guy: this falafel is making me thirsty!). So here's to you Qatar, the rest of the world is getting shitfaced tonight, burn in hell..."
  10. Not only do they need viewers, they need content that doesn’t actively drive away advertisers, they need people to be able to trust those that claim to be legit, and they need policies that don’t directly fuck with advertisers (the Eli Lilly insulin fiasco). And they don’t need Elon publicly threatening to reveal advertisers who pulled or paused their ads as if he’s going to sic his fanboys on them, or Elon just acting shitty with advertisers in general. He needs advertisers more than they need him Oh, and if advertisers are spending millions, they want stability, not somebody making changes to the live platform to see what happens.. I was in the tech industry for nearly 20 years, and am still somewhat involved, and I encountered many tech bro types like Elon that thought of everything in terms of black or white, 1s or 0s. Musk thought he’d bring “free speech” to the most visible public square around, but he he came in without a solid understanding of what free speech actually is (and yes, it includes things such as parody) or even what the Constitution has to say (and where the Constitution doesn’t apply) and he didn’t understand why advertisers didn’t love his changes. Free speech to Musk was either 1 or 0, on or off, and he didn’t understand the nuances behind it, so he got upset at the parody accounts and threatened to ban them unless they labeled themselves as such, because Musk doesn’t get humor or parody very well. He wants you to say anything you want, but only if you say it in the way he wants you to say it, which is not the wide-open Wild West free speech he thinks he’s promoting, And when Musk threatened to reveal advertisers who were pulling or pausing their spending, he failed to see the humans behind those companies who got really fucking pissed that he threatened them. He just saw them as problems that annoyed him, not as the companies who would determine whether he can make a profit or lose money. And unfortunately because he doesn’t understand nuanced issues very well, he’s decided he can engineer his way out of the financial mess, as if Twitter is just a rocket booster that needs to land, and he just needs the right software fix to make that happen. As if simplifying the interface or speeding it up slightly, or reducing the amount of bandwidth needed, will bring billions of dollars to the platform. Twitter is a people problem, not a software problem.
  11. There is a direct relationship between the number of times a poster has been banned here and their ball gargling intensity of Rocketboi. Donkey, GRU, immortal, etc would drink Elmo’s piss straight from his fuck hose. Our man 52-80 is about the only exception as I don’t think he’s a reincarnated poster.
  12. This beast of a boy decided today was the day after over 13 years. Such a smart, chill and introverted dog that is going to be missed by our neighborhood and family. Hope to see you again Roux.
  13. Wordle 517 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This par felt like a walkoff grand slam. Daily Quordle 298 5️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Forgive me for not getting my hopes up. I was told what a good pick Robert Mueller was.
  15. I can't wait for Brisket's five paragraph post responding to a bootlicker with gravy for brains who won't be able to understand it.
  16. who gives a fuck about bitterwhiteguy. There's no need to discuss that fucking piece of shit here anymore.
  17. am i reading this wrong or did CDC just underhandedly burn the shit out of aggy?
  18. It's not debatable that Chernobyl was a disaster, but at least it opened up an opportunity to study the effect of radiation poisoning on surrounding flora and fauna.
  19. This post brought to you by golf and baseball.
  20. People aren’t rooting for Twitter to blowup. People are laughing at a overconfident braggart that has zero concept of free speech or social media business acumen buy a company out of spite and it failing in predictable and spectacular fashion.
  21. Imagine, for a second, coming to this site and mocking the notion that Twitter is in a free fall and your evidence against that notion is that the site hasn't gone completely offline. Kudos?
  22. I took 3 of my kids for the suite experience last weekend. Every fucking year when I take them to a game at DKR, Texas shits the bed. Fucking A right, sir.
  23. I’ll take par after hitting my first two shots into the parking lot. Wordle 517 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 298 7️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #301 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  24. Oh you mean the guy who has never gone to church and cheated on all his wives and had a history of supporting democrats might have been using you? What was your first fucking clue?
  25. 12 points
    No wonder my wife stops after one glass.
  26. Wordle 517 4/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] 🟨[emoji834]🟨[emoji834]🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Whiff, donk, boink, DUNK
  27. Wordle 517 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. Wordle 517 4/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 nyt.com/wordle‌
  29. Wordle 517 3/6* 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. again, rick scott's name should always be followed by 'who presided over the largest medicare fraud in history'
  31. Wordle 517 3/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  32. Friday puzzles. Wordle’s a beast. Wordle 517 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Next door to this country this week. #Worldle #301 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 298 4️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣9️⃣ quordle.com 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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