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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/02/22 in all areas

  1. I am married. I admit I am wrong everyday.
  2. Let's sift through the spin and bullshit from the chief aggie blowhard. I spoilered my thoughts due to tl;dr problems.
  3. Yeah, 19 catches for 187 at Iowa this year is like 95 catches for 1400 in a normal offense.
  4. 21 points
  5. 21 points
    @Humble Beast
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  7. Exactly. If he doesn’t cancel practice and throw a pizza party, then he has no clue how to be a head coach in today’s game.
  8. Because, there ain't no WAY he MEANT to pay 'em.
  9. I’ve read a lot of ugly stuff here. Hell I’ve posted a lot of it. But this side eyed disparagement of bacon grease by association will not stand, man.
  10. Hurt his wrist stuffing @Harvdog's son into a locker.
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  12. You worry too much. And most of your posts are driven by vaginal discharge.
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  14. I’m sure King’s dad loved his son’s experience at TAMU and will speak nothing but compliments about the program in Texas high school circles.
  15. Went to get our Christmas stuff out of the barn and noticed there were 3 new in box 10’ trees in there. Turns out my wife was super proud she bought them on clearance last year because they were so cheap. We have 9’ ceilings.
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  17. 12 points
    I am listening to Ultra podcast right now. These pro-Russia “let Putin do what he wants” folks sound just like the German sympathizers of 1940-1941. Like exactly. Putin’s off-ramp is to withdraw. Period. This is a conflict completely created by him. Completely. I avoid black and white narratives but this is about as close as it gets.
  18. What a fuckwad. A college football website owner has his calls taken by important people all through the NFL. Riiigghhhht. It's Billy on the phone? Holy shit! Practice suspended until I get off the phone! Gimme that cell! Billy, buddy, how are you? Thanks so much for calling! Just imagine the impact if he appears in person! Que quapo y macho!
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  20. i read the 11th Cir opinion last night. it is one of the most complete and total eviscerations of a trial court judge’s ruling(s) I’ve come across in a very long while. each and every finding of the trial court just destroyed. and what makes it even more bloody is that it’s very polite. “Come here, please. Look me in the eyes. I’m truly very sorry to have to do this, but…
  21. 12 points
    Since you have hours to spend watching Russian propaganda, why don't you spend that time reading this thread where we have thoroughly discussed these asinine viewpoints and moved on. Cliffs: Russia is an autonomous actor which made the decision to invade a sovereign nation and appeasement is no longer a viable strategy as Russia will just want more and more, including current NATO allies. It's stop Russia now in a proxy war, or eventually have to stop him in a direct Article 5 engagement. Anything different is fantasy land bullshit.
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  24. Cant hate on the guy... But he was better off finding somewhere else. But I guess he didnt do too bad for himself by going from NMSU to gettign a UT degree. Best of luck!
  25. Outstanding. I, too, agree that HenryJames is neither funny nor original. He's been on my ignore list for over a decade with his verbose and humorless paeans to whoever our HC is at any given time. Also, I'm sorry that Tunmise refused to autograph your chest. Also also, I in no way called the premise that Tunmise had his hand out, was a flake, and would flame out and transfer from wherever he landed first. Thank goodness I didn't do that, because had I, you ultimately would have went on numerous unhinged rants to tell me I was an unfunny, unknowing dickhead that had more or less never been laid. Figured now would be a fun time to bring that back up.
  26. “Sumbitch” is the proper Texas nomenclature. Out of all the SEC claims of “didn’t want to be there”, aggy is the only conference team that actually followed through.
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  28. Much better today. Wordle 531 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  30. Saw X and Barron at the bball game last night. At one point during half they were chatting with Sark and wife who were sitting courtside. That'll be 9.95.
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