Outstanding. I, too, agree that HenryJames is neither funny nor original. He's been on my ignore list for over a decade with his verbose and humorless paeans to whoever our HC is at any given time.
Also, I'm sorry that Tunmise refused to autograph your chest.
Also also, I in no way called the premise that Tunmise had his hand out, was a flake, and would flame out and transfer from wherever he landed first. Thank goodness I didn't do that, because had I, you ultimately would have went on numerous unhinged rants to tell me I was an unfunny, unknowing dickhead that had more or less never been laid. Figured now would be a fun time to bring that back up.