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  1. Even a decent artist can change 502 to 5&7
  2. Wow I didn’t know that, not to be rude but is there a source on that? I cannot imagine living with a national public figure for a parent, who not only spreads that hate to a huge audience but is also in a position of power to advance laws that discriminate against someone like his own child. I like to think that these people legit change when the leopards try to eat their own face, but let’s be real…his entire persona revolves around this and is probably key to yet another ambition on being president. Our 9yo boy has apparently shown a few signs that he may be gay, according to my educator wife who has taught/counseled a few over the decades. He’s definitely not your rough/tumble/sports/etc boy, has mostly girls as friends, etc but we all know it’s too early to know and doesn’t matter anyway…the only reason I’d care is because assholes like Cruz want to make his life miserable, and I want him to be happy to avoid this exact kind of misery that leads someone with their whole life ahead of them to try to kill themselves. We take an active role in reading books, making comments and having discussions that people should be free to be in a relationship that suits them and their partner, whatever gender they feel is appropriate. My son is an extremely kind, thoughtful, insightful, empathetic, calm (unlike his sister), gentle soul who loves all the world has to offer and I will go fucking nuclear if the GOP succeeds in making him feel like an outcast should he end up gay, non-binary, whatever he chooses for himself. I take no joy in little miss Cruz misery, but I sure hope Ted takes this to heart or his wife kicks him out of the family if he doesn’t. But who am I kidding, nothing changes with those people. /rant
  3. We have players driving around in Lamborghinis and they think our coach’s recruiting pitch revolves around screenshots of Texags?
  4. Can we trade him to Minnesota for 10 Democrats and 4 Independents?
  5. Those poor kids deserve better parents.
  6. I'll brace for incoming negbombs. I liked Katy and Robert. I got to know them personally, and I liked them. I didn't necessarily agree with their moderation policies. In fact, I often disagreed with them, but, it was their site, not mine. I got more blinking envelopes than I can count. I helped host all but one of the hornfans CA tailgates along with Robert and Katy. I wasn't involved with the first Holiday Bowl, but I did all the rest of them, along with both Pasadena games. I was the asshole with the horse trailer full of beer (pulled by my tits Bronco that my cunt ex won in the divorce), and I was almost always cooking sausages or Carne Asada, on my grill that I hauled from home in the trailer. For those that didn't have a ticket to the USC game, that was my (really fucking big in those days) TV set up on the Brookside golf course for the watch party. There were at least a couple hundred folks gathered for that. I have vivid memories of meeting the Agnor's at Costco the day before the game, and loading 40 30-packs of beer and untold amounts of ice into my trailer, all paid for by hornfans. 1200 fucking beers for thirsty Texans. This site is certainly a vast improvement, but hornfans, in it's prime, was the best thing on the 'net (at the time).
  7. As one of the longer-time left-leaning members of the board, I am annoyed by the constant chatter about showing decency to indecent people. The right-wing hate machine had no problem making fun of Clinton's girl when in office, and then there was this somber 'kids are off limits' tone when Bush took office. Eight years later, and there are right-wingers making fun of Obama's girls well into his second term. Ted Cruz, a shitbag that has never shied away from making attacks is now the one with a family member in crisis, and people are bending over backward to tell us not to make fun of his daughter or their family. How about you take that self-righteousness and shove it up your ass. I don't think I ever made fun of a politician's kid, and I always thought going after their family was sleazy in general, even their adult children until they injected themselves into the bullshit. Those of us on the left continue to hear about the decorum while the other side chants "you lie!" Yeah, there are extremists who might be gleeful about this but they don't represent me nor are they within my sphere of influence at this time. Still to this day, the right continues to go after President Biden's only living son, simply to try to cause him as much pain as possible while the son just tries to live his life and deal with his own issues. The next Democratic party candidate will have his or her kids made fun of especially if they occupy the White House by the next generation of right-wing assholes and there will be a few Glenn Beck types who regret it after the fact, but no one to stop them before causing the harm. So don't pretend to lecture us on what civility is.
  8. Those suicide numbers go way up for LGBTQ kids because of people like Ted. Fuck him. I hope she get's the help she needs.
  9. The bigger question is why they weren't already searched by DOJ. Every Trump property should have been searched top to bottom immediately, after the first warrant turned up stolen classified documents.
  10. IMO a must offer...only a sophomore handles holding duty for field goals, does kickoff duty, and is a top 10 punter in the country. Probably the best S/T player to enter so far. Will free up the Stone scholarship since he's not a backup to Auburn and he takes over the backup punter we currently have scholarship.
  11. Hearing that Jimbo is showing recruits Surly posts. It’s not really doing anything other than make the recruits sad and wonder how all these lawyers have so much free time.
  12. See, I just can't agree with this. When a parent stays with a smelly pile of shit they condone and implicity allow their children to deal with the abuse, explicit or not, that comes. So if Ted says vile shit about the LGTBQ community and turns around to his daughter and says "but I don't really mean it" or "this doesn't apply to you though", at some point the kid figures out that it is really about them or that their parent is a flaming heap of dung. Would anyone say the same thing about a mom who stayed with a man who was sexually abusing her child even if she "was a good mom"? Because I don't think you can be considered a good parent if the one you're married to is a belching fistule of human excrement like Ted.
  13. It’s pretty simple, just get corporate sponsors for every player like Bijan and the mustard. Mustard is one of the biggest businesses in the country and there have to be 1000s of mustard companies jealous of Bijan Mustardson and want their own player specific mustards. Honey Mustard Card Will Stone Ground Mustard Derrick Brown Mustard Lance St. Louis Style Mustard Keon-grey Pupon-burn Casey Grain Mustard This shit isn’t that hard, why do I have to think of everything.
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  18. A lot less than what’s wrong with Texas, apparently.
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  20. This will be his 4th school. At this point the kid may as well hang up the cleats and focus on that degree. LOL transfer portal trolling
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  22. No decent person, regardless of what they think about Ted, would wish that on any kid, or their parents. My wife lost a teenage family member to suicide -- the pain is not temporary.
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  24. I'm sure you're really plugged into Jake Smith, so we should all just listen to you. Maybe use those sausage sized fingers of yours to look it up instead of using them to wipe the inside of your pussy while navigating this board 24/7. But I'm sure you won't because you'll be proven wrong, just like you have been pluggedl into who will play, Coburn will never do anything, Blue will never be on our roster, and the list goes on about how many times you're wrong on this board. I'm sure there's really a safety just waiting to sign with Texas, but it has to be hush hush because....reasons. You're a syphilitic parasite.
  25. A lot of y'all are a better persons than me. I feel no empathy, sympathy, or any other emotion for that ratfuck. Is revulsion an emotion? All I know about Mrs. Ratfuck is that she is married to the ratfuck, so I don't really feel anything for her either. I sincerely hope the daughter turns out OK in the end. I hope both parents do the right thing. As far as I can tell, that would require the ratfuck to stop being a ratfuck, and Heidi to divorce the ratfuck. Until either of those things happen.... The ratfuck has made a career of making a punching bag out of the gays and bis and queers and the trans, despite the fact that his own daughter is apparently bi (I did not know that until now). How is that not psychological abuse? How is staying married to that not psychological abuse? You see, Mr. and Mrs. ratfuck? You see what happens? Of course, there is the possibility that she loves her dad. Her attempted suicide had nothing to do with her sexuality or her ratfuck father. Who really knows? We will probably never know. But until I find out otherwise, yeah, they are ratfucks. Fuck em.
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