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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/16/22 in all areas

  1. Excited for the OU tears when we get Akana. Watch for that to start to leak out today
  2. Well katfid, one is a pass rusher and the other is a WLB.
  3. Whittington is coming back. You guys can thank the NIL machine and some of the really big backers behind it. Remember this kind of stuff the next time dipshits like Herbstreit or Liucci want to bag on our BMD support.
  4. For OL, they wanted the raw materials that needed development. They got that. The OL guys know they’re several years from starting and need the work in the program. They have enough guys ahead of them that think they should be starting or are starting. There is some serious action coming from the portal at WR and DB in terms of starting power, if you want to believe that kind of thing.
  5. Bobby (IT) says that the 247 Top 35 Edge Tausili Akana is back in play after Anthony Hill's commitment last night. Bobby writes Texas has been playing the long game with the uber-athletic edge rusher and that despite being long favored to OU that the kid is thought to be 'heavily considering the Horns'. The recruitment will come 'down to the wire'.
  6. One is a linebacker and the other one is your are the worst poster on this board go fuck yourself.
  7. I heard the Santuccis in College Station don't have a real high opinion of him
  8. Well, this is certainly worth re-visiting 🤣🤣
  9. I just wanted to pop in to say that Longhornfrenzy and texifornia both deserve the Surly equivalent of the medal of honor. Simply incredible work, gentlemen. May you both live a thousand years
  10. You’re trying really hard to always be 100% correct in this thread. Why? It’s like you don’t give a shit what the evidence says (or possibly says) and instead you just want your way and only your way. The evidence says he wasn’t drunk. Your response “I find that hard to believe.” Wtf? You find it hard to believe because you want it to be true so badly for some dumbass reason. And from your posts on the football board during the season, you have a really weird emotional problem where if you don’t get what you want from The University of Texas, you get jack shit angry—and angry over the dumbest things. I’m not sure how old you are. Based on the posts, I’d guess 19 or 20. Regardless, you seriously, seriously need a break from this board. Not a day, but a few months. The inability to just be fucking rational about shit is a red flag. You need a break. Take it.
  11. Well, yeah. They have to come to terms with the fact that they backed an idiot-world jackass as the President of the US. @Johnny Sack has to face he is a chump. @Anastasis has to ignore, once again, why he cast his lot with banal evil. @fattyflattie has to remind himself that he will accept enormous harm to others so long as he has another boat at which to throw money. Soon enough, the rationalizations will assuage their consciences. But it’s rough for these folks, now.
  12. I just bought this one for a White Elephant party I'm attending.
  13. I remember he liked UT, but his very religious parents thought Herman was a dirtbag. Which.... yeah, pretty decent judges of character.
  14. The 247 board is full of morons, but props to them for going to the aggy 247 board and upvoting the hell out of Perroni's commitment thread on Hill.
  15. I'm getting in on this fucking gravy train. Introducing the limited time "Family Values" Collection Act fast before these are gone forever
  16. I'm a Dem and a single issue voter. The single issue right now is that they are not part of the GOP.
  17. I'll never understand why this shit grinds peoples gears. Especially people that will obsess over teenage athletes every move. Then freak the fuck out if a dude feels like he should be a woman. Who fucking cares It's nothing new. There has been gay, bi pansexual shit throughout recorded history.
  18. Cincinnati, Kentucky, the Ohio River. This combination brings up the weirdest combination of sadness, happiness, and what might have been for me. My oldest child (Hucklebaby for you Longhorn internet olds) got a Make-a-Wish trip due to her permanent medical condition and disability. Of all the places we could have gone she chose Cincinnati so she could meet Fiona the hippopotamus who had inspired her during some of her darkest medical struggles. Anywhere in the world, she chose Cincinnati. On the bright side, Whittington is coming back.
  19. Just incredible that the employment of Anthony Hill's father was never mentioned before last night, and now it is a stone cold, indisputable fact that we got him a job.
  20. i told you mother fuckers what happens when you say it three times but you don't fucking listen.
  21. Johntay may be one of my favorite recruits ever.
  22. It's ludicrous that we rely on any billionaire for a national security asset like spaceflight. We now have a Space Force, but rely on some fickle dickbag to launch anything. It's absurd and reckless. We need to refund and reinvigorate NASA.
  23. I’m flabbergasted that you’ve never seen Fight Club.
  24. Hudson Standish (247) had a note on the Hill commitment and the LB position group. He ended it with this seemingly pointed comment ... and the board is in a tizzy.
  25. Another just direct spot on HN comment
  26. Akana reposting Anthony Hill's commitment. This kid is usually pretty quiet about recruiting and what little the 9.95'ers had was previously pointing to OUsucks. Hoping the Hill commit and back-room machinations have swung this Texas' way.
  27. TIL being selected as one of the top 10 LBs in CFB means you’re mediocre.
  28. never not a good place for this.
  29. 14 points
    Oh yay! Anastasis is here! -Nobody
  30. Wordle 545 3/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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