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  1. Can you imagine how insufferable TCU fans would be if they won. Fuck that noise, go dawgs
  2. For all of you lamenting the vapidness and douchey culture that has enveloped Austin, I invite you to come to LA, where you will find real, down to earth people who don’t judge books by their cover and who don’t flaunt consumerism and image. Real salt of the earth types. Few places like it left in the world.
  3. We're a team with holes that Sark is racing to fill effectively. We were a couple of good edge rushers from disrupting their passing game more effectively. We were a very good linebacker short of slowing their running game. We need more good wide receivers to exploit more of the field. These holes make each coaching decision critical, so coaching decisions that fail are easier targets. I think we're on the right track with Sark. I'm not going to hang around to argue about it. I've seen the invection repeated ad nauseum. You're certainly entitled to your opinions and you may be right. Our minds won't change at this juncture in time. We beat OU 49-0 with a glimpse of what Ewers can be. In the bowl, we saw Ewers throw catchable long balls. The team play hard and together. I'm optimistic. Happy New Year, Surly.
  4. 17 points
    Username checks out
  5. - Is he a locker room cancer? Don't know and, if it doesn't manifest in front of me via public discontent or poor on-field performance from the team or sideline bullshit, I don't care. That's why Sark is paid many millions. He can manage that shit. - Is he "using USC" to up his NIL. Again, I don't care as long as I don't see it. If he handles all that behind the scenes and keeps the normal "I LOVE TEXAS!" facade up, we don't care. In fact, we clamor for our money men to write him his check. But this kid thinks the people who comment on his corny Insta posts matter more in terms of money and longevity than maintaining the love of the wider fanbase. He should talk to Earl and Vince and Ricky about that. - Is it because he drops too many passes? Bijan fumbles away the Tech game, and we don't hold it against him. Xavier drops some passes, and we hold it against him. Why? It's pretty simple. Bijan Insta Xavier Insta If you love me, I'll love you back. If you don't, I won't. And you can only violate that if you're irreplaceable. And Worthy, baby, you are not anywhere close to irreplaceable. Trust me, we can get another goofy-ass duckfooted kid to stand in front of a yellow Corvette and flash fake gang signs at a gas pump and also drop clutch passes. That isn't hard to find. I WANT to love Worthy, trust me, I do. But he's got to give me something in return, either production or loyalty. Give me neither and what reason do I have?
  6. i just don't get how anyone that's a horn can want roach to win dumbfounded
  7. He didn’t play his senior year in high school. By all accounts he’s been busting his ass and had a great attitude about it behind the scenes. But the year off didn’t help. Here’s a New Year’s resolution for you - learn what you’re talking about so you don’t show everyone what a dumbass you are.
  8. No. DFW is uniquely bland. Its douchebags are comfortable in their banality and don’t feel the need to feign culture through colonization. Austin is overrun with the kind of douche who wears the city’s bygone weirdness as a badge of cultural legitimacy while helping snuff out the final vestiges of Old Austin with every trendy meal purchase, home tear-down, and scooter rental. It’s like if buffalo hunters posted Instagram photos doing the duckface among a sea of rotting carcasses and tags like #plainslife4ever.
  9. 15 points
    I heard the whistleblower was actually the hotel maintenance man. They complained the air conditioning was broken and everyone started cramping up.
  10. 14 points
    With all the potential outcomes, who’ll be the father of Destiny’s child?
  11. Wordle 561 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Happy New Year! Wordle 561 3/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Wordle 561 3/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. I mean... I think after today all 4 of these teams proved they were deserving. I think they also all proved that they're beatable. TCU can absolutely beat UGA and anyone that doesn't think that is ignorant and/or not paying attention. I have much excite.
  15. I cheer for teams that don't make my day at the office worse. TCU winning has caused a lot of "fans" to appear and now talk shit about UT. Fuck those cockroaches
  16. Wordle 561 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Wordle 561 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Happy new year, people.
  18. Amazing that the guy everyone wanted to run off last year, is now the guy everyone is hoping returns this year. Without a hint of irony of the same coaching staff that turned Jones into a quality player couldn’t also do it with players that have much higher ceilings and floors.
  19. If you had a great 2022, here's wishing you a better 2023. If you had a crappy 2022, I hope you rule the world in 2023. Now go get your fucking shine boxes...
  20. As much as you bitch about shitty weather, I'm not sure Glasgow is the place you are looking for.
  21. Not sure if serious. You want to look at the stats to see the improvement or you want to look at anecdotes about how Alabama and TCU went in deep on KSU and Tennessee and Michigan while both needed officials’ help to move the ball or score against Texas’ defense? Or, hell, how Texas just held Washington two TDs under their average? Either way, your answer is there. Regardless, the Texas defense got much better with maybe one guy who’d be considered a playmaker, or at least a fumble causer. Now, add in some edge pressure, a BAMF at LB, and better guys in the secondary. There’s a lot to bitch about from the 2022 season, but defensive improvement from 2021 isn’t remotely one of them.
  22. Happy new year Wordlers! Wordle 561 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 342 7️⃣4️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  23. If we have a coach worth as shit we would have won 10 games this year and been in the big 12 championship.
  24. How does them winning impact us at all? We are not even going to be in the same league for long. Is it because their fans hate us or something? I don't hate them and I don't give a shit. We have three rivals and TCU isn't one of them. So yeah it would be cool if they won.
  25. I don't think TCU is favored by 13 against Georgia.
  26. 10 points
    I cant imagine how terrifying it would be to have Coach O crash your orgy.
  27. 10 points
    That's a lot of dudes and only one chick.
  28. How many times did he drop his phone while scrubbing his IG?
  29. Anytime you find yourself typing this, just stop, hit backspace, and forget about it.
  30. I'm old fashioned. I just go on feeling. TCU is a disciplined underdog team from Texas with an exceptional QB playing a national power. I like TCU because they've been solid and I have friends from there and they've been with us for a hundred years of changing conferences. I also do the unthinkable and pull for teams in our conference because it does impact the reputation of every team in the conference. I hope they go all the way. I also don't hold any belief that whom I root for has any impact on anything including the interests of the University of Texas, my alma mater. I like college football to be fun. The only exception to this will always be the Aggies. Never pull for a stalker.
  31. Here he is, mere moments before his death.
  32. Wordle 561 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 342 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ quordle.com 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  33. Wordle 561 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 342 8️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ quordle.com 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #345 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  34. My Frogs win last night, then open the year with a bird. Wordle 561 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #345 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 342 8️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ quordle.com 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  35. Wordle 561 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  36. That Duggan kid is impressive. It would suck if he got knocked out on like the 5th fucking play and God curses tcu for 13 years. That would suck.
  37. I’ll be in LA (not for the game) so I am definitely not on #teamcomet, #teamasteriod, or #teamearthquake.
  38. That's a better ratio of women to men than the average Surly tailgate or game watch.
  39. Losing all his money, jail, then death. That is the order this asshole deserves. There is not one redeeming quality about him. What a shitstain he is.
  40. 10% taking wardrobe cues from a Datsun.
  41. Happy new year Ukraine. May your resolution to kick every Russian out of Ukraine be successful.
  42. Not a great start to 2023 but I'm not gonna cry about it! Wordle 561 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cheers folks!
  43. Inauspicious start to the new year. Wordle 561 5/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 342 5️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣9️⃣ quordle.com 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #345 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Wishing you all the best.
  44. I can't wait until the mods merge this thread with the 2023 death thread.
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