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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/06/23 in all areas

  1. Fuck Kevin McCarthy, Fuck the House Freedom Caucus, and Fuck the Republican Party.
  2. IT this morning *Finally, there’s a good chance Christian Jones will return to the program. Word is his draft grade wasn’t what he’d hope and he believes he can improve it by utilizing his Covid year.
  3. Stats from 10/8/22: 1 reception -2 yards 0 TDs
  4. Imagine someone telling us a year ago that we would have the best tackle tandem in the Big 12 heading into 2023.
  5. What's the difference between Ashli Babbitt and Kevin McCarthy? Ashli only had to be told once she wasn't welcome in the House.
  6. I hope the clerk has been punching Kevin’s reward card. 11 punches has to be close to a free sub in the cafeteria
  7. No problem. That’s about where I came in to UT as a freshman. A couple years of keg beer, Grandy’s chicken fried steak platters, and Mr. Gatti’s pizza buffets and he’ll be 240 lbs easy by year 3.
  8. *Maths is. If you're going to feign worldliness to pretend to be wiser than everyone else please try a bit harder. Speaking of... *harder *messier
  9. I’m more concerned about the punts he’s causing.
  10. That Olin article is really a flawless piece of aggy pandering, like a Billy Liucci fever dream, hitting all the key points: 1. Media disrespect/conspiracy - Check 2. Finebaum dig - Check 3. “Unsubstantiated” accusations of paying players - Check 4. Overestimation of aggy talent - Check 5. Pretend 5-7 was actually almost 10-2 - Check 6. Setting up for SEC Champs in 2023 - Check 7. Rest of SEC is scared of sleeping giant - Check Well played, Olin.
  11. Coaches originally asked JWhit, Jones, Ovie and Moro to come back. So far two of those are taking the offer. I can say that there was major disagreement between defensive coaches on Ovie so it makes sense that he decided to move on. Not all the coaches wanted him back.
  12. Texas decided that Beard showed an insane lack of judgment by not having broken things off with his psycho gf years ago, and they determined that the odds of something happening again were simply too great for Beard to be retained. and from what i've heard, yes, a decent part of that has come from Beard's own reaction to all of this. once the University realized that Beard wasn't going to come in with his tail between his legs begging for forgiveness, and instead was going to try and plead his case (and according to some he wouldn't even promise that things were done between him and randi), they were really left with no choice but to fire him for cause, before he does something equally stupid in the future. also, fwiw, while his team probably would have eventually gotten over it and welcomed him back, his players were not happy with the events of NYC, so when the shit continued back at home and even escalated to the point of a DV dispute resulting in a felony charge, the guys on the team were already just about done with any patience they were having for Beard and his insane lover. the guy fucked us.
  13. He has the air of being from the most prominent family in a shithole of a town.
  14. To anyone upset that Coach Beard will go on to great success without us, I hope he does. I hope he has a long, successful career. And to anyone saying that this will soon be forgotten and we should have kept him, I don't care. This photo, along with the police report of bruises and bite marks, makes me agree 100% with this statement issued by the university. Fight me.
  15. Well well well… look who I saw at Camp Brisket
  16. WHOA GUYS....LEAVE SOME PUSSY FOR THE REST OF US!
  17. Imagine going 5-7 and proposing that your fair preseason ranking should be top 5-10 because you'll have most of those same players back again.
  18. "Hey Perroni, has A&M been pursuing this guy we've never heard of, that has never been talked about on this board all year, and that doesn't have an offer from A&M? You know, now that he's blowing up at Army bowl practices and I'm hearing his name for the first time?" Someone thought this was a legit question to ask.
  19. Wordle 566 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. I just realized that I've never seen Anastasis and Nate Silver in the same place.
  21. Reminder that RudeDawg is Figurellis racist ass
  22. crypto is the only safe play at this point.
  23. Imagine a couple years ago that tandem including Christian Jones and us not crowd sourcing you for saying that lol.
  24. Was it over when George Santos bombed Peale harbor?
  25. If he ever actually dug a tunnel maybe he'd have a better grasp of how well that would go.
  26. This guy lost several battles to the Marathas and allowed Delhi to be sacked by invading Afghans. You literally could not have picked a more incompetent Indian emperor lol
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