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  1. Remember you said this in the moment of clarity after I slice your throat wide open. It's looking like he's actually filed and their pitch to keep him failed. There's been a scholarship spot cleared for him and NIL allocated for a week, with work on the process happening over two months. Give a ton of credit to the program-NIL complex if this happens. Also, fuck Georgia.
  2. Motherfucker I brush my teeth every morning in the shadow of a gigantic ceramic crab. You don't think I'm ashamed?
  3. Oh, you're just now coming to realize that your fantasy isn't going to be fulfilled? What are you, just waking up from a December '22 month-long bender? In related news, I have to say that TheMailbox is fast out of the blocks for the 2023 award for Most Voluminous Yet Worthless Poster of the Year. He's like ZTejas and The Football Board stepped into at Telepod from The Fly and merged into an even more hideous posting monstrosity that is worse than the sum of their wretched parts. But lets not discount newcomer TheContractor, as it's a long year and the race to the bottom as always is fast and seemingly without limit. In related news, if any of the above posters would be interested in a sub to Orangebloods, I'm sure we can croudsource some folks to pay for it if you promise to never, ever, return here. Like ever.
  4. FWIW I work with a guy who is a Georgia booster and it's been going around their group texts that AD is expected to leave and turned down their NIL offer to stay. edit: Feel free to dumpster me if it doesn't happen because it has been "happening" now for several days and look where we still are.
  5. Yes, a Georgia football fan is claiming to be inconsolable. He should go shoot himself in his dick and then shut up.
  6. All of the non-masochists stopped following Texas football long ago.
  7. It is both entertaining and hilarious to watch those mouthbreathers attempt to rationalize their ongoing failures in recruiting and the portal with the notion that Jimbo Fisher and their program are simply unwilling to break their moral standards that winning on those fronts would require. This coming on the heels of that cheating motherfucker buying the #1 recruiting class for 2022 without even having a DC on staff. Yeah, ol'Jimbo simply has too much integrity to stoop to tampering with players from other programs. Right. I've been saying it for more than a calendar year and now it is coming to fruition for all to see - Fisher viewed NIL as a joke and ignored the scope of the portal as it relates to NIL in the future. Good luck fixing it.
  8. Better lawyers? I know just the place to look! Can't miss it. I've walked into it several times mistaking it for a CVS.
  9. The catches against Alabama last season and TCU in this years playoffs...
  10. Wordle 578 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Note to self: have at least a 1/2 cup of coffee before attempting Wordle. I’ve got The Third Guess Blues. Wordle 578 4/6 🟨⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Wordle 578 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 359 5️⃣4️⃣ 9️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  13. Wordle 578 6/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Wordle 578 4/6 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thought I had an eagle. Thought I had a birdie. Thinking is overrated.
  15. 🤬🤬🤬 Wordle 578 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. You really need to write this as a thinly veiled work of Faulknerian/Flannery O'Connor fiction, preferably the latter. Get @RDCanecutter to do the cover art and maybe some chapter illustrations.
  17. Some of you dickheads have been screaming for a new AD for years.
  18. I bet a person would make a fortune there selling sunscreen that weekend.
  19. my favorite part about the jesus folk is when they say "Its not our place to judge him. That is god's providence, and he loves (insert evil shitstain here) very much." Fuck that. I'm completely comfortable judging him for the piece of shit that he is (was).
  20. He started for the national champs all year as a true freshman and started every game for them this year when he was healthy and he caught 4 TDs in 4 CFP games and your assessment is to look at his 3 star HS rating? No shit he flashed in his two years starting at WR for the best team in the country. So a 995er who didn’t even know this was a thing until yesterday when it’s been in the works for over a month just throws out USC as an option with no real info, and y’all turn immediately start giving your reactions to losing Mitchell to USC? Was the discussion about our worst losses under Charlie and Herman not engaging enough for you? Surly is truly a hive of masochists.
  21. Lol. I was so confident with my third guess. Took me several seconds to figure out why the “share” button wasn’t showing. Wordle 578 5/6* 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This one started out looking pretty easy. Ended up needing to get lucky with 3 of them. NE was the only one I was positive about when I got it. Daily Quordle 359 6️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣9️⃣ quordle.com 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yeesh. Piss poor showing across the board for me today #waffle362 1/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 98 💎 #wafflediamondteam wafflegame.net
  22. Wordle 578 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #362 4/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜↘️ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr All time worst in Quordle. Triple strikeout. Did I even try? Common letter patterns throughout. Daily Quordle 359 5️⃣🟥 🟥🟥 quordle.com 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
  23. Wordle 578 5/6 🟩🟨[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩[emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩[emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #metoo
  24. Wordle 578 5/6* 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Some challenging solutions today Wordle 578 4/6* ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 359 4️⃣8️⃣ 9️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Wordle 578 4/6*#Worldle #362 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙
  26. You can pry my double spacing right thumb off my cold dead right hand.
  27. Finally this simulation's author has discovered a sense of humor.
  28. Aggy can't make the connection. Reps from kids usually reach out to the schools, not the other way around. No one is reaching out to that fucking disaster.
  29. Wordle 578 4/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Wordle 578 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. Wordle 578 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thought I had it on #3. Rats. Daily Quordle 359 5️⃣4️⃣ 🟥6️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Been a good while since I failed a Quordle. Kept guessing at bottom left and watching available letters disappear from the board. That sucked.
  32. AGREED! I absolutely would fuck Jennifer Lawrence for $160 million. 💰💦
  33. Wordle 578 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  34. We lost my grandmother this morning. It was her time and we are all relieved. She loved music, knitting, crossword puzzles, Fawlty Towers, Ireland, the ocean (she came from a line of at least four straight sea captains), Mexican culture (esp Mariachi Mass), Cajun/Creole culture, Big Thicket lore (her mom was from the Greater Kountze Metroplex lol), the Astros, genealogy, good books, Perry Mason, dogs, and children. She was one of a kind.
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