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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/22/23 in all areas

  1. It’s been a whole 2 years since one party staged a violent coup to remain in power, and many in the party are incapable of even admitting that basic reality. You have lost any credibility or moral higher ground you ever had. Shove your clutched pearls.
  2. "They win. I just see them on TV. I don’t know much about Texas.” First sentence tracks with the third one.
  3. I wanted to take a second to discuss the US political reasons behind the German tank intransigence. If folks want to argue in detail about the domestic politics, kick it over to Cloakroom, but I just wanted to give 100k consequence of the November elections as a DC person. Following GOP takeover in the House, it has become conventional wisdom that we will be operating under a series of short term funding resolutions, flat funded appropriations, and possibly cuts over the next two years. It’s highly unlikely that there will be another major Ukraine funding bill that will make enough people happy to survive the politics of divided government. I’m not CR-ing this: it’s just politics 101. It’s equivalent of saying Nick Cage is weird. There are basically 20 or so pro Russia House Members that can block anything, short of some sort of unique procedural trick that virtually never happens. The last Congress realized this, and during December did another Ukraine Bill, plus gave the President lend-lease authority and lots of other legal wiggle room in the Defense Authorization. Basically, that’s gotta get Ukraine through the next election. Because the Abrams costs nearly $10 million a pop, retail, even giving the Ukrainians a few dozen, with all the necessary support, training, etc. will quickly eat up a massive chunk of the money the Administration has to stretch out over the next two years. That’s why we aren’t stepping in and saying “Let’s just roll the Abrams! Fuck them Krauts!” The Germans know this, and I’m sure have conditioned any Abrams we send on being fully supported, as opposed to just sending a few first gen Abrams to be parked on the outskirts of Kyiv for show. Putting aside all the other dysfunction in the German Government, Olaf has figured out a weak point in US domestic politics and is exploiting it for maximum leverage.
  4. Many people are saying that it was Proud Boys dressed as antifa. (Am I doing that right?)
  5. As I said, these “OMG rIoTS!!1!1’” threads inevitably confirm my worldview. The rage of rightwing morons is inflamed by property crimes and affronts to authority, yet they remain apathetic about mass murder. These discussions always reveal so much about fascists, what they believe, and why they suck
  6. Today I grilled steaks. I popped a dish of vegetables in the oven to roast as I headed out to take care of the grill and as I went out said “please take that out if the timer beeps.” She was on the phone with her but gave me eye contact and a thumbs up. Anyway, from the sliding door I see her get up off the couch and head to the oven so I feel good. Then hear a blood-curdling scream. She walked over to the oven, still on the phone, opened the door and grabbed that dish with her bare hand all while talking to her mom.
  7. Everybody backed off because the weight gain fucked up his wingspan.
  8. We were waiting for @clapclapclap to do it, because he's supposed to be on top of these kinds of things.
  9. 20 or so pro-Russia House members, FFS. I don’t disagree with you just seeing it spelled out makes my head hurt. I agree that Olaf is savvy about U.S. politics, he’s just too clever by half and is playing himself out of a leadership role in Europe.
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  12. He hasn’t even experienced walking across campus in August/September yet 😂
  13. $22B in debt and this is what CA lawmakers are prioritizing? Morons
  14. My Lucky Bengals shirt did the trick! Go my Lucky Cowboys shirt on and cowboy hat! Let’s go Cowboys!
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  16. I think what most of you leftists are choosing to ignore is that this involved Negroes! NEGROES!!!
  17. So a cop car got burned and some windows were smashed. Where’s your thread about the mass shooting that killed 10 people last night?
  18. Such a good start, too Wordle 582 4/6* ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 363 7️⃣3️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. So much promise starting out. Ended like shit. Wordle 582 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Where is Mathias Rust when you need him?
  21. Did you or did you not leave out the Negroes part? Because that is a really big part. If those people can break a window - then they can buy the house right next-door to you and some large man with oversized sexual organs will come over for the Kentucky Derby pool party and dance with your wife.
  22. What is the average quinceanera in San Marcos, Alex.
  23. Yeah, what does beating cops with flagpoles and barricades get you?
  24. Wordle 582 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 363 9️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #366 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  25. Wordle 582 4/6 [emoji834][emoji834]🟨🟨🟨 [emoji834][emoji834]🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That’s some straight up stupid shit right there
  26. i should reread Horatio Hornblower.... Wordle 582 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 363 8️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  28. Dum, dum, dum dumb. Wordle 582 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #366 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 363 8️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ quordle.com 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  31. Benson back from boarding missed this mofo
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  33. Uh oh. We're in big trouble now. Dang! So much good stuff today. Irony deafness.
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