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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/31/23 in Posts

  1. “It’s 1AM on a Monday night. I’m lying in bed thinking about Rick Barnes.”
  2. You will be seeing Dr Derka today for your stomach pain. On Tuesdays, he does taxes.
  3. 24 points
    This thread is to appreciate the job this guy is doing. He was able to take over the team under a terrible situation, with no warning, and quickly got the team through it. I can't imagine a much bigger distraction than what was possible here. And yet, Terry and staff have kept team largely undistracted and focused. At time of this OP, he is 11-3. We are tied for first in the Big 12 through the half-way mark at 7-2 He has maintained a winning culture and has done the little things to win close games that would have been losses in previous years. He is doing a great job with rotations and is managing all of these highly successful transfers well. Our freshmen are playing team basketball, not hero ball like so many potential one-and-dones. Carr is playing his best hoops and is making a case for 1st Team AA. Brock is being maximized. Rice is our assassin. And Hunter (likely hurt) is also getting his confidence back. Terry has already delivered some big wins including #11 Baylor, #15 TCU, at #20 WV, #33 OSU (twice), at #37 OU (AP and KenPom). His three losses have all been to very good teams... at #2 Tennessee, at #13 Iowa State and #7 K-State (that one was admittedly painful). Kudos to CDC for opening the check-book last year and building such an experienced coaching bench. Not many teams have a staff with this much coaching depth who could step in and lead in this environment. A lot of people are focused on comparing Rodney Terry to Chris Beard. I think that is misplaced at this point in time. For now, I would rather acknowledge the amazing job he is doing getting us through these troubled waters as a promoted assistant / interim head coach. We can talk about his future in the future. For now, we are incredibly fortunate to have Terry leading the team.
  4. Lol at being compelled to fast forward like 10 seconds to avoid seeing gay kissing. T&P
  5. I'm not sad at all leaving you pieces of shit. Matter a fact, I'm over fucking joyed. It was ridiculous y'all weaselled y'alls way into the Big 12 to start with. So basically, fuck Baylor, fuck Waco, fuck Dave Bliss, fuck your cat skinning baseball team, fuck Art Briles and the rest of the fuckwads that covered up that rape ring y'all had goin on and of course, fuck you, Baylor fuck
  6. So, going back to the “what Russia lost” question. Excuse a bit of a personal and rambling analysis from someone who has been bouncing around the former Union and its periphery for about 20 years now with a few diversions. I went to a Russian dissident rock concert in Prague last night, Nogu Svelo led by Maxim Pokrovsky. He left Russia well before this, in 2016. Anyway, the concert was lit. Lots of Ukrainian, free Belarus, free Russia flags. Hearing the chatter in the audience, lots of Ukrainian inflected Russian combined with Belarusian combined with pure Moscow accents and some Kazakh faces. Towers the end, he closed with a banger, “Россия назад” (Russia Go Back (Home) and lots of Slava Ukraina. And let me tell you, before he left he was a legitimate star in Russia. I say this because the concert offered a window into a kind of Russkiy Mir based on consent and attraction that could have been. I’m not saying that Ukraine and Russia are the same brother nation. I’m saying that there’s a lot of shared experiences, that for decades Ukrainians saw no conflict between rocking out to Russian music and laughing at Russian comedians and that Russia had the opportunity to build a sphere of influence based on affection and shared experiences. And more than that, I am here to tell you that lord of Russia in the 1990s and early 00s was COOL. It was different than American cool, but it was cool. The type of cultural ferment and turmoil and don’t give a shit attitude and fuck the system mentality that you associate with the 1960s except with that dangerous post-Soviet edge (even cooler). Hell, even the gopniki with track pants and bottles and paperboy hats were cool in their own way. The last badass, don’t give a fuck white people on the planet. That’s all shit now. There is nothing less cool than a regime approved or even tolerated rapper. Generations of post-Soviet people who would have happily learned Russian to watch the latest stand-up comic (also a great scene, until they all fled) will teach their children that Russian is the language of the aggressor, the enemy, the opposite of cool. And you can’t have comedy in a police state. All the actually cool artists left, and you can’t remain cool and relevant as an exile. All those people at the concert— no matter their passport— represent the last glimpse at a world where Russia’s neighbors liked her. A crowd of people, from Russia and beyond, screaming at Russia to fuck off in her own language. That’s what Russia has lost.
  7. Not as much as they do.
  8. Proof that whatever you can do to help, no matter how tiny or insignificant it is, matters.
  9. It's a good thing everything we do from an NIL perspective is compliant, has a visible paper trail both from work completed as well as compensation paid, is all approved by easily the most draconian fucking compliance compartment in the NCAA. When I see shit like this, I can have the biggest evil chuckle in the world knowing we are taking care of business well, but inevitably some poor schmuck is going to get horsefucked by the NCAA. Who knows, maybe it's the school who's coach publicly said their recruits were all because of NIL, yet can't speak to anything about how NIL works, keeps all their deals secretive, and seems inclined to love the Bag Game. Huh, go figure.
  10. Yeah, yeah I'm still alive. I'm not Missing in Action, at least that's what the Chinese and Russians told me at the ladies' garden meeting (yeah, it's a reference to something). Not a poster much any more, by design. Weather? Sometimes if needed. This one's borderline. Seriously, what do y' want to know about this, if anything? I'll try to answer.
  11. Twenty+ years of gay sex... it just sprouts up in 'em. /Texags
  12. New Czech president Pavel is a fucking boss. His first calls were to Zelenskyy and then the Taiwan president. Of course, China bitched and he responded with “we do what we fuckin’ want and also I’ll Taiwan a country, too.”
  13. OMG WE GET IT THERES HOMELESS PEOPLE ON BEN WHITE JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP
  14. 13 points
    this place and its constituents will never not be amazing to me. we had a complete fucking disaster mid-ride on this season because of one person's utter emotional stupidity and immaturity and despite that, we have a top ten team that halfway through conference, is going to be sitting atop the conference alone after tonight in the hardest god damn basketball conference i can remember in a long time. doesn't mean they will hold that spot or anything but they are competing in a way we haven't in well over a decade. on top of that, the team is actually kind of fun to watch and very easy group of guys to like and root for. despite that, we have dipshits that are so committed to trying to appear more basketball savvy then the rest of the board, that they claim the season's results heretofore warrant ambivalence.
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  17. Mike Farrell these days is the recruiting equivalent of truck stop hooker. He's "independent," and will do the most pathetic, degrading thing for a few pennies. Not even a two-bit pimp like Rivals would waste their time trying to (continue to) employ such a low earning potential whore. Hes the "Godfather of Recruiting," without the obvious irony, not because that's the name he's given himself, but because he's old as fuck and out to pasture and it would be a mercy if he just had a fucking heart attack in a garden playing with his grandkids. Except I doubt he can afford a place with room for a garden, and I'd be shocked if any woman fucked him, much less if he had kids or grandkids.
  18. Will HEB be open tomorrow?
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  20. thread title updated yeah, I gotta say that email may have been my favorite thing I've ever written.
  21. Drayton had Cain ready to commit on the morning of signing day. Cain calls him and says he "thinks he wants to" sign with Texas. Herman is on speaker with Drayton and says to Cain something to the effect of "I don't want a guy who 'thinks' he's ready to come to Texas. We only want guys who 'know' they want to come to Texas." Cain and him talk for another couple of seconds and they hang up. Cain then sits down at his ceremony and signs with Penn State. After the call, he told a parent that he thought about which coach he wanted to play for and it didn't make sense to sign with Texas. It's one of many stories in which Herman thought he was funnier, more strategic, and smarter than everyone else. Instead, what he showed himself to be was an asshole with a fanatical, almost pathological, need to pull the bookshelf on top of himself repeatedly.
  22. "This recruitment is supposedly down to three teams, Georgia, Alabama, Texas, and USC." hmm.....
  23. “My spouse is an alcoholic cheater who spends all of our money and treats me and the kids like garbage. I wish I had some way to get out of this mistake of a marriage.” ”Yeah, that does sound like a bad situation.” ”how dare you! We’re in love and I don’t need you in here trying to break us up.”
  24. After watching what happens to Wagnerites, we should crowdsource airfare for any American who wants to fight with Wagner. I'll start with tree fiddy.
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  30. Germany has tons of crime shows but she did nazi any of them.
  31. THIS IS SUCH FUCKING HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!
  32. Wife is on a tea kick. She’s going to pick up the kid and says “hey when the timer goes off, can you take the lid off of this and remove the tea basket and put the lid back on”. Sure. filled to. the. fucking. brim. with boiling water and then screwed airtight shut god fucking dammit this shit exploded molten lava hot tea all over me
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