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  1. I might go for a jog and see if I end up governor.
  2. “Good morning sir! Do you have a moment to discuss the loving embrace of Treesus Christ?”
  3. Why do you care about ice on your trash bin?
  4. ice everywhere west of Austin. in a fairly comical series of events, went to chip some ice off my trash can with a gardening trowel, slipped on ice, comically waved around my arm and knocked out part of a pane of glass in my garage door. on the other side, the trash can is out, i taped up the garage window and will wear appropriate shoes next time i go out.
  5. 17 points
    Only against Texas. That’s why when we leave this shithole conference we’re going straight to the top.
  6. Really, really, really, really good article from The Athletic:
  7. Can those of you who drove into work today name your employers? Would like to avoid ever working for them.
  8. Damn, they used Charlie Strong for the hand model!
  9. Guys I think I figured out the power issue.
  10. Wordle 592 3/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834] 🟨🟨🟩[emoji834]🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’ve been all over the place this last several days!
  11. Hey - quick fucking PSA - despite the anecdotal evidence don't start driving around Austin. Drive around enough today and you will hit ice and you will fuck either your own day up or someone else's or both. This isn't one of those situations where everyone is overreacting and being a pussy this is one of those situations where the margins are very thin and everything looks awesome until it isn't and you kill someone's grandma. Thanks.
  12. This gun’s for hire. Even if we’re just dancing in the dark.
  13. Pleased to report that the Crown and Anchor has power and burgers.
  14. On yesterday's On3 livestream, Bobby described Mike Farrell as "the Skip Bayless of recruiting" after mentioning that he hired Farrell back in 2001.
  15. Wordle 592 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Wordle 592 3/6* 🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834] 🟩🟨[emoji834][emoji834]🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Sweet, I forgot about January 7th. I was having a string a bad luck in late December and was remembering that more. I don't use the daily hints. I have to use pen and paper to remember the letters I've used though. That helps a lot. I also change up my daily starter but try to make the word use heavily used letters. The only other thing I try to do is move the guessed letters to the other side of the word. Wordle 592 2/6* ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Wordle 592 3/6 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 373 4️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  19. Wordle 591 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 372 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ quordle.com 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  20. 11 points
    Transitioning saves trans youths' lives. No surgeries are performed prior to being a legal adult. The hoops trans people have to jump through even for access to simple generic hormones are enormous. You should be more concerned about the child rape epidemic within the American evangelical movement.
  21. Lost this epic tree in our neighborhood today. Had to be one the biggest.
  22. Wordle 592 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 373 4️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. No yellow today. Wordle 592 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. Wordle 592 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 373 6️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #376 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  25. Wordle 592 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. Wordle 592 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. Wordle 592 5/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #376 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 373 5️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. Wordle 592 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. Wordle 592 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. For you old freak nasty!
  31. Tell that to @Armybrat.
  32. AE should put a Bond on a future ballot with ALL of the expense of burying ALL electric lines and then see which people want to spout out off about how much they want it.
  33. Wordle 592 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 373 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  34. Austin Energy’s IT guys right bow
  35. Wordle 592 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  36. Wordle 592 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  37. In other news I'm back from my journeys throughout NW Austin, delivering generators like some half-drunken Santa Claus, just slinging them from the bed of my pickup to all I pass by (sorry brisket you weren't on my route), I avoided overpasses, surface roads are fine, but wow so many downed limbs. Canceling school is the right call, if everyone tried to go to school/work tomorrow morning in that shit, it'd be an absolute mad house. Hopefully my travels are done for the evening because I'm now two Live Oak Primus down and about to get friendly with some Lagavulin. Kids are making chicken and dumplings for dinner, so Bon Apettit mofos.
  38. More than that, he's full of shit. He's the "GOAT" in large part because he's been paying players and handlers for the last two decades and doing so as aggressively as anyone in the sport. When only 8-10 schools are truly playing the bag game, and one is Ohio State (different geography) and two are in the ACC (Clemson and FSU), yeah, Alabama and LSU are going to fucking clean up. Now that that competitive advantage has been wiped out, and the price of poker has gone way up, he's whining and begging for intervention and calling for the integrity of the game to be saved. He's an old cheating bitch, fuck him. They tried to vie for Muhammad and couldn't put the NIL deal together. He then gets a new religion and talks of running him off. Meanwhile, the motherfucker paid for Tony Mitchell just before NSD1 when Auburn had a handshake deal. He didn't tell that guy to look elsewhere, because he and his boosters couldn't handle the look of losing that guy to Auburn on a NSD1 flip. Look, Bama just signed the #1 class in the country, again. So, hey, things look just fine. Maybe they are, but he and his staff got outhustled this cycle and in the portal for dynamic playmakers. They took Hale because they had to do so. They need to keep Texas open and they took a guy with major off the field issues that UT ghosted ahead of their in-home visit. That shit hasn't happened under the Saban regime. They've already taken 3 commits from players in the state of Alabama for 2024. They've never had that many commitments in-state this early under Saban. NIL and other schools are pushing Bama's time table up considerably and starting to inhibit Saban's strategy of slowplaying in-state guys in the spring until they can get national recruits in for junior days. So, no wonder that bitch is bawling. His cheat codes aren't working. Should be interesting to see how their season goes this year, replacing roughly 15 starters, key back-ups, two coordinators and numerous assistants.
  39. Wordle 592 2/6 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  40. Imma pimp slap the next asshole who posts a picture of that harpy.
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