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  1. An American (assuming here, I realize) shot up a college in Michigan with a gun he bought in America. This just shows we gotta focus on the Mexican border.” Hell of hot take there.
  2. Decides to discuss Haley's merits as a presidential candidate after her announcement this morning Visits thread on Surly that has been dormant for weeks prior to Haley's announcement, and discovers that many here have an unfavorable opinion of Haley and most discount her chances vs a certain fat orange fucktard. Option A: Link to announcement and resurrect topic with commentary about the current political landscape including GOP developments that could provide a path to victory in the primary season. Options B: Pack a metric ton of sand into your vag while crying like a bitch about how difficult life is for a patriot on Surly. Which choice will he make.....thats a tough one to predict.
  3. Thankful that it is over. Now I can shift to the grieving for families and exploring local ties phase of things. Then I can proceed to the outage phase of things, before finally progressing to the I give up, this is never going to change phase, and finally succumbing to the fingers crossed, just hope it's not my kids phase. Love you Michigan State. I'd say prayers if it weren't utterly fucking worthless.
  4. Just finished putting down Sandi, the greatest dog I’ve ever owned. Thirteen years old and by my side almost the entire time.
  5. That's the thing about trains. They can go anywhere on earth, unpredictably. There's no way to guess which path one might take.
  6. "The mother load." What Pence gives his wife every year on Valentines Day.
  7. Wordle 605 X/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 Then I turn around and get Genius in Spelling Bee in a minute and a half…go figure
  8. Give that whiny-assed, performative dishonesty shit a rest.
  9. Wordle 605 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Started from the bottom...
  10. Wordle 605 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Starving man in desert finds water. News at 11. Daily Quordle 386 5️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Bottom right vexed me, but I sussed it out.
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  12. 😎😎😎 Wordle 605 2/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  14. Yeah, doesn't really sound like something Eisenhower would do. And he managed to take a winning coalition to the goal line all while upholding the western values of civility (mostly), which put us on solid footing to make those people who HAD been doing the exterminating, a better people and eventually, our allies. Sounds like a better path. Let's not become all the things we hate about our adversary.
  15. Okay. She's a sock puppet for some really bad people, and unlike a couple of the others, she seems smart enough to understand that she's a sock puppet for some really bad people, which makes her even more detestable. And anyone who falls for any of these sock puppets is the living, breathing proof of the failure of this democracy. You'll all thump your chests and wave your flags as you gleefully steer us right into the arms of a real fascist someday soon, our very own Mussolini or Franco. You, and everyone like you, are part of a weak-minded mob, each too fucking stupid to realize how stupid you are. What would you like to talk about next?
  16. Wordle 605 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Wordle 605 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #389 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 386 3️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  19. He's the best representative in the history of Michigan, and the universe.
  20. https://12thman.com/sports/football/coaches Just in this link, you've got: The man who single-handedly broke Florida State football and has spent the last few offseasons picking fights with other SEC coaches A coach who literally killed one of his players A coach whose players at Boston College celebrated when he was fired and who was accused of making racial comments at Colorado State A coach who got into a fistfight on the field with his former team Bobby Petrino, lol
  21. Wordle 605 2/6* 🟩[emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Wordle 605 3/6* 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Broke my streak of failure Daily Quordle 386 4️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #waffle389 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 124 🌟 #wafflecenturion wafflegame.net
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  25. Roses are red, Violets are blue. When Ted's on parade, Throw a beer can...or two.
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  27. Think of a typical college backyard party but a complete sausage fest. About 30-40 dudes congregating around a single keg in the middle. They are all enjoying themselves but you know everyone wants to leave and go somewhere where they can get some real pussy action. Suddenly a detonation 2 to 3 yards from dead center. Easily a dozen or two instant KIAs. A few from the corners are able to run off but everyone else just completely motionless. Absolutely brutal and lethal. And gives me warm fuzzies like a Bomar blindside sack.
  28. The fact that they have a War Hymn instead of fight song, they yell not cheer, and they have a real artillery piece not a fun little popgun proves what dorks they are and what dorks they've always been. All of those examples are about their desire to be manlier than everybody else. In short, they're very insecure. So it is with that idiot saying that we're essentially barely on their radar as a rival. Their insecurity was made worse when some Texas fan accurately pointed out that OU was a bigger football rivalry than A&M. They couldn't stand it, so they distorted it into "tu says we're not their rival" and then pointed out every example of us speaking of them as a rival as a sign of our dishonesty. They sing and dance about us at the games with their main rivals as named by the idiot in the op. Alabama doesn't think of A&M as a rival nor does LSU. They've drubbed 90% of the times they've played. What LSU and Alabama have learned is that it's worse to lose to A&M than any other school. They're insufferably smug even if their one victory comes after 5 consecutive losses. For us? It's a big deal to beat OU. It's a big deal to lose to A&M. I'm finding myself thinking about playing them with more anticipation than I would have thought I have. Let's get it on.
  29. Wow Ted, you hurt yourself coming up with that one all by yourself, allstar? Roses are red. Violets are blue. I forget how the rest goes but two guys I know have fucked your wife recently. One of 'em in all three holes. In an order that would surprise you.
  30. I am well aware of how Berlin and Japan ended up as well as the road that had to be travelled to get there. You needn't see it as your duty to "inform" me. We all know how you feel about Russia as well, and I share many of the same sentiments. The war needs to be brought home to the average Russian before we will see major attitude adjustments. We disagree about how that is accomplished. It shouldn't be a big disagreement that I'm saying we didn't have to skin anyone alive and salt their wounds to win WWII. Because we didn't. We don't need to now. And the rhetoric of dehumanization is not the the language of winners. It's ultimately self-defeating.
  31. Fucked around and found out today. Wordle 605 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
  32. It seems like our far right surly brethren have serious issues with closure and moving on. How many times do you losers have to get banned and make up new screen names before you figure out this is not the place for you? Goddamn y’all are some bitch made bitches.
  33. Texas has been mediocre to bad for 37 of the last 45 years? i will happily take that challenge on. he randomly cherrypicked to when Akers started btw in 77. Actually, all he did was take the fact Texas won 8 Conference Championships over that timeframe and say Texas sucks lol 1977: Texas goes 11-1, (started 11-0) wins the Conference, spends much of the year as #1 or #2, but loses to ND in the Cotton Bowl. Earl wins the Heisman. Finishes at #4 in AP Poll. 1981: Texas goes 10-1-1, losing to Arkansas and finishing the year by beating #3 Alabama in the Cotton Bowl. Finished 2nd in the SWC despite beating SMU due to SMU going 7-1 in conf and Texas going 6-1-1. Finish at #2 in the AP Poll. 1983: Texas goes 11-1 (started 11-0), wins conf, spends the whole year as #2 or #3 but loses to UGA in the Cotton Bowl. Finish as #5 in AP Poll. 1990: David McWilliams wins the SWC, finishing undefeated in conference and has Texas up to #3 before losing to Miami in the Cotton Bowl 1996: John Mackovic-led Texas wins the B12 South, beats Nebraska to win the B12. Technically Mackovic won the SWC in 1994 with a 4-3 conference record because A&M was on probation lol There are 5 before Mack Brown even enters the picture and wins 10 games 9 years in a row, has 7 top 10 finishes, has 5 top 5 finishes, wins 2 conference titles, goes to 2 national championships, wins 1. but sure. Texas has sucked for 37 of 45 years. Fred Akers finished at Texas with a 73.1% win rate. This would rank as the 8th all time in A&M history and first if you make the cutoff Dana X Bible leaving in 1928. it's a higher win rate than RC also if that matters. Fred Akers had 3 top 5 AP poll finishes. in the 75 years since Homer Norton left in 1947, Texas A&M has a total of 3 Top 5 finishes, 2020 Jimbo finished 4th, 2012 Sumlin finished 5th, and 1956 Bear Bryant finished 5th. Legitimately, there is an argument that Fred Akers would be the 2nd best coach in the history of Texas A&M's program after Norton. Would have had the 2nd most wins in A&M history, 3 Top 5 finishes and 2 conference championships
  34. Wordle 605 4/6 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 386 7️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 and the hard one today... #Worldle #389 6/6 (100%) 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜↖️ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜↖️ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬆️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  35. "Mom, were you ever in a German dachshund scheisse video?"
  36. Her music reminds me of... if a plastic sofa cover became sentient and felt the need to express itself.
  37. Looks like one of my border towns in Civ 6 right before I blitzkrieg the fuck out of my enemies.
  38. 9 points
  39. Wordle 605 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 386 7️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I found both SE and NW to be pretty time consuming. Mild grievance against SE. But crushed the NE:
  40. Wordle 605 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  41. The way the SEC has treated and handled Aggy throughout this process has been a thing of beauty. Keeping them completely in the dark about the decision to add Texas back into your conference just really helps to illustrate who the conference caters to and who they don't give a shit about. From 100 year decision right back to an annual home and home conference game. We're not even in the conference yet and pecking order has been re-established. Aggy looking like cunts in front of the whole country has been icing on the cake!
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