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  1. I wouldn't say I'm concerned, more that I'm hoping for it.
  2. Texas is going to field the best team it's had since 2008 in the upcoming season. They will be relevant in the playoff discussion, beat Bama in Tuscaloosa, and win the conference. Take off your protective, wet blanketed armor of maudlin self-loathing, get your shit together, and gear the fuck up, pussies.
  3. I’m hoping the Longhorn in the middle of the Northern Lights last night is a good omen. Hook ‘Em
  4. losers get laughed at. the world is a cold place.
  5. To recap: In the first few minutes, we lost our big man and our second leading scorer got two fouls, one of which was bullshit. Pretty much the absolute worst possible scenario. And we beat the shit out of them anyway. The refs gave them everything in the second half: a bunch of bullshit fouls on us, a bunch of bullshit no-calls on them, a free possession on a ball clearly off of them, an uncalled travel, and more. And we beat the shit out of them anyway.
  6. Some of you bean counting accountants, code-writing dorks and risk averse lawyers posting as roster experts here can't project for shit, because forecasting scares you, since they're inherently incorrect in some form from the beginning. -The idea that this 2023 WR room doesn't factor into both the QB and the OL magically looking markedly better is laughable. -Some of you dipshits hedging the concept of improvement from players entering into their second season, at complex positions, must squat to pee. Of course guys playing together, with more experience, surrounded by more talent, are going to play better. It is a fucking given. Jesus. "Oh but the UW game happened, BRO!" No shit? The relevance of non-playoff bowl games associated to program trajectory is debatable, at best. Remember that time we beat the shit out of a more talented UGA team and announced that we were back? Yeah.
  7. 16 points
  8. I'm concerned a MAGA/David Koresch thing won't happen
  9. I want y'all to know the special hell I have been living in - I have not been able to watch the other games of the tournament and have just been following the scores on the internet. Now I am convinced it is good luck and even though I can watch the games I don't want to fuck with a streak. Thank God for Alcohol and Surly. I don't know if I am a Hero or a Saint, but Hook'em.
  10. Texas baseball beat sand aggies 6-2 btw. Clutch win too, down 1-2 and bounced right back to 3-2 and then stretched to 6-2 before ending it with no threat from those fucktards.
  11. Meloni is turning out to be a pleasant surprise.
  12. Their planes can't operate beyond their lines without getting shot down. Their air support was never designed for this sort of thing, its designed for close air support on the lines with SAMS in support. Basically, they don't have forward air capability, and if they did, they would have air superiority and you couldn't mass anything anywhere for fear of it. They don't have it. Bottom line, there is a bunch of stuff in theater now that can kill them and their equipment before they can even fire or know its coming. They can mass defense forces however they want in that scenario, basically, the plan is going to be to blast every bit of mechanized equipment they can, and frankly then just run them over and keep going. Basic infantry will come in behind and clear whatever is left over. Basically, my money is on a shock and awe ground campaign. Something so devastating and shocking that it causes areas of complete collapse for the Russian army.
  13. Wordle 643 2/6 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Wordle 643 2/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 424 6️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This game really makes me question my spelling, especially when trying to fit in double letters for more points. Blossom Puzzle, March 24 Letters: A C E T O R V My score: 281 points My longest word: 11 letters 💮 💐 🌷 🏵 🌺 🌸 🌼 🌻 🌹 💮 💐 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game
  15. Wordle 643 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Dear Sir'Jabari Rice, We love you. Signed, Every 'Horns hoops fan
  17. 2023 Spring Practice Thread - rehash of losing to Kansas at home and getting shut out against OU. Coming soon - an Ian Boyd style breakdown of Rout 66 and a think piece about what really went wrong in the 46-3 Cotton Bowl vs Miami.
  18. Yeah fuck this noise. Losing that game was inexcusable and it's one of several things that makes me doubt the future with Sark, but you can't ignore how much fucking quit that 2021 team had in its heart. Seriously, look at NU with Casey Thompson - see anything familiar? Where is Josh Moore playing now? Did BJ Foster tear it up or SHSU last season? No, he fucking sucked again. They all sucked again. Half the roster was guys who were weaker than wet dog shit and the Kansas game was the absolute low point. I'd normally heap more blame on the coaches but my impression is that their real mistake was assuming that nobody would let themselves get embarrassed as badly as that team let itself be embarrassed. They got blinded by the talent and couldn't see how little those guys cared. And to the coaches' credit they cut all their asses and replaced them with better players. The team in 2022 wasn't the team in 2021, and the next year certainly won't be either. Look at how badly Texas dad-dicked a much better KU team, at their house, in 2022. I don't know how much improvement the team will actually see but the trajectory is clearly pointing up. Why the fuck are people still wallowing in 2021 when there's absolutely no indication that the team will be anything close to that bad again? Why keep kicking yourself in the dick? If you don't like Sark or don't think he's the guy, then I don't necessarily disagree. But move on.
  19. Wordle 643 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 pulled that one out of nowhere. Daily Quordle 424 9️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #427 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, March 24 Letters: A C E T O R V My score: 256 points My longest word: 9 letters 🌼 🌹 💮 💐 🏵 🌺 🌻 🌷 🌸 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game my only complaint about blossom is that it takes a lot longer than the other three I play daily. I can do the other 3 in under 5 minutes as a morning wake up routine.
  20. Wordle 643 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 424 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  21. Wordle 643 3/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 424 3️⃣9️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. I think Rodney has turned a difficult decision for CDC into a very easy one.
  23. We are up 17 at half and this thread has been an absolute disaster for many. Nut up you pussies.
  24. Texas is the highest remaining seed left in the tournament.
  25. Have you watched a tournament game on television since 1991?
  26. Wordle 643 3/6 [emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. Wordle 643 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. Wordle 643 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. Wordle 643 3/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Wordle 643 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. I know I've posted this at least a dozen times on this thread, but why can't that miserable, fat piece-of-shit just die already?
  32. Friday puzzles Wordle 643 4/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #427 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 424 5️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  33. To be completely fair to @immamac, that team lost to Tech, too... 🤬
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