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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/25/23 in Posts

  1. 29 points
    This man gets it. Good shit.
  2. Nahlin RPM’d Micah Hudson to Texas. 65% confidence.
  3. Every sentence in this post is wrong.
  4. Gerry said this run is going to lead to really big results on the trail.
  5. I'm too old to believe in jinxes, so I decided I have to post this. For the first time at any point of any NCAA tournament since I've run my ratings, there's a certain team at the top of the list of national title probabilities for remaining teams: Team PWNC Texas 21.78% Connecticut 20.67% Gonzaga 14.06% Creighton 13.76% Kansas St. 10.34% San Diego St. 9.25% Florida Atlantic 6.01% Miami (FL) 4.13%
  6. He wont be given the job. He took it.
  7. If this is a fucking disaster, I wish we could fuck up the whole situation like this every year.
  8. 8:15AM Flight out of Dallas Sunday AM, 9:15 Return. Fired up!
  9. If we beat Miami Del Conte should make Terry the head football coach too.
  10. 14 points
    Rodney was there for the Final 4 and the other two Elite 8's under Rick Barnes. He coached Kevin Durant and LaMarcus Aldridge. His players love him. He just won a National COY award. We're in the Elite 8 for the first time in 15 years. Everybody's assuming he can't recruit, and I say why not? Why wouldn't every blue chip in Texas be ready to fucking sign right now, to play for this guy, in a Texas jersey, in the beautiful new Moody Center, as we head into the SEC? Give it to him. Announce it tomorrow.
  11. Also, here's a babe with huge tits:
  12. Just think how bad we would have beat bama if colt had gotten hurt.
  13. This team is playing a pretty elite level of offense in March and some suffocating defense. It’s the best offense we’ve seen at Texas in a couple decades
  14. I was in... Sang Bang... Dang Gong... I was all over the place, basically a lot of places, a lot of places.
  15. At work yesterday I figured out the easiest way to make Trumpers mad. Trumper:"Are you going on Saturday?" Me: "to what?" Trumper: "The Trump rally at the Airport" Me: "oh I hadn't heard about it"
  16. 12 points
    How did they get the little Asian lady inside it? Technology these days is amazing!
  17. Wordle 644 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. 12 points
    Look I'm just a day tripper and not a diehard. There's a point where you look at what he's doing and realize that maybe there's just not a better option out there. The guy not only won the Big 12 but got Texas to the Elite 8 for the first time since 2008. And he did it after the coach got fired midseason. All that turmoil and he overcame it. What is your better option that's going to produce what he's done to this point?
  19. I clicked. It’s a live feed. It showed that it had….ONE VIEWER. I was the viewer! I feel special!
  20. Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh
  21. Wordle 644 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Wordle 644 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yes, Virginia, long shots do pay off.
  23. We're going to lay a beating on Miami like their football team did to us in the Cotton Bowl in 1991.
  24. Wordle 644 3/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 425 8️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣9️⃣ quordle.com ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Damn, Rice has quickly turned into one of my favorite Longhorn players ever. In 1 year.
  26. To recap: In the first few minutes, we lost our big man and our second leading scorer got two fouls, one of which was bullshit. Pretty much the absolute worst possible scenario. And we beat the shit out of them anyway. The refs gave them everything in the second half: a bunch of bullshit fouls on us, a bunch of bullshit no-calls on them, a free possession on a ball clearly off of them, an uncalled travel, and more. And we beat the shit out of them anyway.
  27. I hope we hold a 45-3 lead at half time.
  28. It's about to be texas-gonzaga part 2 and we gonna curb stomp those bitch ass bitches yet again... And no, not overlooking "da U" because we're going to obliterate those over-achievin' mofos and get some 1990 revenge for damn sure.
  29. 9 points
    Terry can't be the second ever interim head coach to win the national title if we make him the permanent head coach now. Wait until after the season is over. He knows he has the job. Besides sitting down and working out contracts and shit takes time, best not to distract him right now. Plenty of time for that in April.
  30. That was the most hilariously egregious example of refs trying to get the team losing big back in the game I’ve ever seen. Texas just buttfucked X with no lube all day long in every aspect and them all having a good cry coming off the court caused me to cackle like a lunatic. I don’t know if I’ve ever gone from indifferent fuxk those guys that quickly in the space of 1 game.
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