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  1. You have horses! What the fuck were you thinking?
  2. Fack that took forever Wordle 652 6/6* 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 433 4️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. Wordle 652 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 433 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. Wordle 652 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. Wordle 652 2/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Wordle 652 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 433 4️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  7. Wordle 652 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #436 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 433 4️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. Wordle 652 2/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 433 7️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. It's not that big of a deal. Remember to keep in mind that GRHorn/Satoshi/Immaculate Vibes/Mullet Free has posted only what he perceives as negative events, especially in regard to energy, happening to the West in relation to its support for Ukraine. Last year, he consistently posted tweets implying that Europe would run out of natural gas this winter, leading to strife in the western alliance. He also hinted at his support for the break up of the EU, which I know is not necessarily a popular entity among a certain faction in the US, but we should recognize it has been indispensable in keeping the peace on that continent. Note the tweeted response below. From the WSJ article: Please put him on ignore, or at the very least, understand that he is not an ally to the Ukrainian cause nor the western alliance.
  10. Wordle 652 5/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I blame my start word.
  11. Wordle 652 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 433 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Easily my highest score yet on Blossom. Blossom Puzzle, April 2 Letters: E I P N R S T My score: 374 points My longest word: 12 letters 🌷 💮 💐 🏵 🌸 🌼 🌺 🌻 🌹 🌷 💮 💐 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game
  12. I'd be cooler with this if it was stand up paddleboarders being killed. Those people are the electric scooter riders of the water. .
  13. Wordle 652 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 433 4️⃣7️⃣ 🟥🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 #Worldle #436 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr I needed some atonement for quordle. Blossom Puzzle, April 2 Letters: E I P N R S T My score: 405 points My longest word: 12 letters 🌻 🌸 🌼 🌺 💐 🌹 💮 🏵 🌷 🌻 🌸 🌼 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game
  14. 8 points
    Lil Heathen Brown: “There’s no school next Friday. It’s Happy Friday.” Me: “What’s Happy Friday?” LHB: “Betty said it’s the day we celebrate killing Jesus.”
  15. Toast, bacon, poached eggs. Sometimes it's the simple things.
  16. Wordle 652 4/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. This is why lady bird didn’t want the lake named after her.
  18. ‘Where’d you learn that, Gacy? Murder school?’
  19. This is the 2nd day in a row you’ve done this!!!!
  20. Barr is and always was a traitor to this country and especially the constitution he need to meet the fate of all traitors
  21. Wordle 652 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 433 4️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Wordle 652 4/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834] [emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] 🟩[emoji834]🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ….and the wife aced it. I told her that’s a stupid word to start with. I’m right. It’s stupid.
  23. Not nearly as much as it upsets the Football forum.
  24. I’ve never really considered relocating, and with a family farm and two single digit aged kiddos, I am not sure it’s feasible. And that is setting aside the money issue. This state is running off productive and valuable citizens (from all walks of life) for the furtherance of general fascism and specifically white hegemony. If you are a Republican voter in this state you are directly contributing to the pain and suffering of wide swaths of your neighbors, friends, loved ones, and millions more that just want to exist without having to fight tooth and nail for a basic right to pursue and maintain happiness. you may have been born here, your family roots may run deep, and you may consider yourself a True Texan. But you’d be wrong. You are a cancerous growth, and whether benign or malignant via your words/actions, you make this state a worse place to live/work/build a family. fuck the GOP. Fuck Republican voters in this state. And fuck the traitorous cunts in the Senate and House chambers actively looking to disenfranchise and hurt citizens of this state.
  25. 7 points
    And this is the crux of the bad faith progun argument. They will ALWAYS demand gradual, incremental action - and when there's no world changing results from that small change, they'll use that as a data point to support their argument that there's nothing we CAN do about it. It's all built around a toddler mindset of protecting their toys and exerting as much defiance as they can
  26. Town Lake Lady Bird Lake Lake Beyond-This-Point Has an Austin ring to it....
  27. They fixed it because they wanted $15 tickets made available plus lower ratings. Fix against us is Aggy language.
  28. you better come stay with me, just to be safe !
  29. I think that you’re going to see a significant shift in Russian strategy. There’s a reason that they’ve been throwing Wagner to the wolves in Bakhmut. I’ve been pretty pointed about Wagner not having any real separation from the MOD but one thing that is true— no one will miss those guys. But that pool is smaller than the pool of conscripts and contract soldiers. I think that Russia has mostly exhausted its offensive capabilities and appetite for a large offensive. I think they are going to shift to a defensive posture and to weather the storm of the upcoming Ukrainian counter-offensive and hope the lines don’t shift too far. The new forces they regenerate and field will be sent to defend what they have in Donbas and southeast and will try to freeze this conflict against a Ukrainian force that will be tired itself. AFU need to take as much as they can swallow in the next 30-45 days once this kicks off. While Russia is on the defensive you’ll see those casualty figures go down and they’ll eventually end up sending conscripts to man whatever LOC is established.
  30. I thinks it's Nicole. She's hoping for a Netflix/Hulu/Discovery+ series.
  31. This too. Or if only there were some app that allowed you to call rides at all hours to take you to the airport for a nominal fee.
  32. We’ve gone from “Texans helping Texans” as at least an aspirational ethos to “Texans hurting Texans and gleefully proud of it.” It’s the goddamndest thing. What the fucking hell is wrong with you that you dedicate this much effort, and take this much pleasure in, inflicting pain on “the other?” What the fucking hell is fucking wrong with you?
  33. I've always assumed there are at least three serial killers posting on Surly at any given time.
  34. I think it's obvious there is coaching going on and players aren't just doing it on their own. There were great strides made last year in just about every position room and, I dare say, all of them on the defensive side. With another year of scheme and terminology comfort, I expect them to be better this year. I'm no longer concerned about LB. I think Choate's doing a great job and the talent is improving rapidly. I'm always concerned about finding elite talent on the DL, but not about the coaching. The secondary coaching is my one nagging worry, but the play improved last year and I expect it to improve again this year. Special teams needs to be more consistent with fewer kill shot calls that lead to roughing the punter. On Offense, I couldn't be more happy with the OL. I think Flood is building what will soon be one of the dominant units in college football. TE seems solid and the fact that they didn't just throw Sanders out there as a freshman allowed him to turn into a monster last year--that's good coaching. QB room looks better than just about any other program. I hope the WR room is getting better with the new coach and talent infusion. Hard to find fault at RB with two guys expected to be high draft picks and more studs in the pipeline. The notion that there's no coaching and development is a hard one to shake after the last decade+ of misery and even tougher when we look through rose-colored glasses at the perfection of 2005, but it is happening and I think the trajectory will be obvious this year (barring critical injuries).
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