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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/03/23 in Posts

  1. I know this is a Surly meme now but come on @immamac: this has to be new site motto?
  2. ^Another followup video of that tank that hit that trench point blank
  3. I’ll tell you how. My SIL is in town for the weekend. She doesn’t drink so she is the DD to drive down to OB for dinner three hours ago. I’m sitting in back because it’s not my car. She’s trying to parallel park. It’s off the rails early. Didn’t pull far enough ahead. Angle too steep. I start providing guidance from the back and she’s doing the opposite of what I’m telling her. Finally, both of these women tell my to keep quiet. Ok, won’t say another word.
  4. They should have installed like 6 new flag poles, to troll the Russians.
  5. R.I.P. mighty, mighty Mollie dog. Miss you.
  6. I've been trolling the aggy twatter verse with that pic and this one
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  9. You are getting negged because you are feeding the troll. No one with a brain believes Futureman has a single source on this planet and everyone knows he’s just a full of shit troll. Also you’re getting negged for talking about rep, no one gives a shit
  10. I am far from a westlake honk, but Burke has always been the guy at edge with the highest ceiling in terms of having rare athleticism at his size plus a ton of room to build out his frame. He also plays with a high motor and is not afraid to mix it up. If he can get his lower body to the point of being able to anchor against the run he could be a problem for opposing teams.
  11. Clearview AI, after accessing photos of Surly posters:
  12. lololol just in case you want a good laugh YTD, sure TSLA is looking great. they are at +80% ...over the last 6 months? down 20%. ...over the last year? down 49% ...today alone? down 6% TSLA is also playing end of quarter games with vehicles in Europe. here is the last year. they bottomed out in very early Jan. so of course they look glowing YTD. that's literally the only place they look good.
  13. Normally don’t really give a shit about these but the absolute least y’all could do is vote for @Longhornfrenzy for all of the screenshots he provides us and hours of endless entertainment at aggys expense
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  15. Damn, I truly forgot how much of a beating this thread can be. There was literally nothing wrong with the Brantley signing. It wasn't huge money and the guy is a real legit hitter. His power wasn't there, but people forget he was dealing with the shoulder for quite some time when he went out. There were a handful of guys they could have signed, but no one for only one year that has the upside he possibly has. Bregman has spent his entire Astros career sucking ass in April and May. He was 1 for 38 to start his career. He does this almost every year. Sometimes he has a good first week like last year then sucks for months after. He will be fine. We all make the joke every year that he would be the greatest player of all time if the season started in June Pitching went up against a healthy, very good Sox lineup that wasn't infighting with LaRussa like last year. That is one of the best lineups in baseball. Like someone said, if Pressley has a normal Pressley outing, we're 3-1 right now. I'll reserve judgement on Julks till I see more than 12 ABs. He hasn't looked great, but plenty of you have wanted to give up on guys that have been pillars of this org in their first few games. I bet more than a few of you on Bregman Altuve is going to be fine. It's a broken hand, not an arm or muscle issue or lower body. Yeah he'll wear a protector and get at bats to get going, but it's not like the guy didn't play a lot of the WBC and hasn't proven himself year after year. Let's get off the ledge being 2-2 against another solid team. PS. We won the freaking World Series last year
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  17. We got a small runoff pond here in south Austin that is fed by a spring so it holds water year round. Someone put bass and bluegill in it. They don’t get very large but it’s still fun to fish. Dug some nightcrawlers up today and the boy fished with those. He caught a dozen or so and I caught 10 using a little crank and a rooster tail. Good times. Yes. I am wearing a ghostbusters t shirt
  18. Are we sure @Randolph Duke didn't write your article?
  19. She posts a lot...so yea probably.
  20. What NAFO doing? Crimea Beach Party 2023 talk not going away.
  21. woah woah woah.... at no point is her hotness off topic. on any thread, at any time. jeez man, this is surly. if you dont like it, go make your own website.
  22. Update: Bon Bon is home and all bandaged up. The pellet she took to the neck is lodged in her trachea, a whisker away from an artery, so he really really doesn't want to fuck around trying to remove it, unless there are complications, but he's pretty sure she'll heal up fine with a pellet in her neck. She'll be on antibiotics and pain killers for a week. And no exercise at all. Once the hole in her trachea heals shut (hopefully in a few days), no more air will be leaking out under skin, and the swelling in her head and neck and scruff will go down. She took one in the side, one in the neck, and is limping around right now, pissing in Jack's food dish. Straight up Gangsta. edit: update on the daughter-- She sleeps in a loft bed, and Bon Bon sleeps in her bed underneath the loft bed. I went into her room last night around 1:30 to check on Bon Bon, and my daughter had taken all her blankets and pillows off her bed and was sleeping on the floor next to Bon Bon.
  23. Came here to post the same shit. Not surprisingly TurkeyChew omits any and all context from his posts. Shockingly, taking the company back up to where it was just 4 months ago is a "great year." Early January the stock was literally at it's lowest point possibly ever. When you start the year on the mat and make it back up before the 10 count, context might matter a little bit before you declare victory.
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