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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/05/23 in all areas

  1. Did you have your eyes sewn shut for the majority of the time about 2010- 2017?
  2. Regarding practice reports, most of the feedback the writers not named Burton or Hamilton are getting is coming from the player side. That's specious data, to be kind. Kitan Crawford and Gbenda specifically are *not* getting the same reviews from the staff side that the guys playing beside them are offering. The staff is really happy with what they're seeing across the board, which wasn't true in either the '21 or '22 spring. Collins looks like he woke up and decided to play up to his perceived talent level. Holmes is way better than they thought and they liked him enough to make him a priority in the portal. The DL is going to be good. The D is going to be good. There's depth everywhere. Edge might not be a strength, but the floor is high and will be buoyed by the interior DL as a strength, as well as coverage in the secondary. Ewers is going to have a great fall. You dipshits need to stop feeding the troll. Ghost of Shag shows up regularly with a machine gun loaded to the gills with hawt takes and just starts wildly firing them across the site. Moore has amazing hands and Cook looks like he was worthy of the ranking and hype. If it isn't the best WR room in CFB, it's top 5 at worst.
  3. In fairness, I doubt Fox would care if a democratic President paid off a porn star to keep quiet about an affair, and then covered it up. Like say if Obama cheated on Michelle with Jenna Jameson, and then paid her hush money, and then covered it up. Fox probably wouldn't even notice.
  4. I just got back from SF. Was there for the first part of spring break with family. Riding the bus down Market to the Wharf and I saw someone shoot up with a needle for the first time. Then at the next bus stop I saw someone smoking off of foil for the first time. Good times. Love what they’ve done to the place.
  5. Gerry put in a prediction for Jerrick Gibson to Texas. 80% confidence.
  6. I bet she also wants to get of the base 10 numbering system to a base number that matches ever how many fingers and toes the spork-footed amongst us have.
  7. Wordle 655 2/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. Town Lake Killer muddying the waters.
  9. Who did this? There's no way this isn't a troll
  10. Speaking of creepy eyes:
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  14. Finally, a job for Daniel Figurelli.
  15. Lets go fuck the Twins up the ass 3 times in a row and finish our first 10 games 6-4. Whose with me?
  16. Part of the reason might be that Jimbo Fisher fucking sucks.
  17. I'm here. I just don't care. Because all roads lead to a bad outcome. Let Trump get away with every single crime, and do nothing about it? Recipe for extinguishing the rule of law, and creating the "utopia" that MAGAs actually want: a country in which no laws apply to them, and all laws apply to their "enemies" (defined as anyone who hasn't guzzled the MAGA koolaid). Prosecute Trump? Energize and enrage his base, who will now turnout to vote in high and enthusiastic numbers, guaranteeing him the GQP nomination (but let's be honest, he had that locked up the second he announced), and giving him a decent shot at winning the office of POTUS again (2024 will be all about turnout, and an energized/engaged GQP base could be a difference-maker). There is no winning for us. Only different flavors of losing. The only way this stops is when he dies. That's it. Until he dies, we are in an unending spiral of hellishness, driven by the biggest cult of stupidity the modern era has ever seen. We are stupiding ourselves to death, and we show ZERO signs of slowing down, much less stopping.
  18. Wordle 655 3/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 436 9️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Blossom Puzzle, April 5 Letters: D L N A R U Y My score: 214 points My longest word: 8 letters 🌹 🌺 🏵 💮 🌸 💐 🌻 🌼 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game
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  22. Not to mention that Ehlinger had better college stats than Mond while playing in Herman's stupid ass system, won a BCS (or whatever the hell they're called now) game against a real opponent with all of their players, has actually played in NFL games, and still has a job with the team who drafted him.
  23. who are you? I don’t “break character.” I give honest, informed takes. I provide this board a service willingly because I love texas football and I love my friends here. we are a family.
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  25. Can you tell me where you went to have the Men in Black flashy memory thing done to remove Tyrone Swoopes playing QB from your mind?
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