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  1. So your mother swallowed less cum yesterday because she sucked fewer dicks?
  2. I see the problem: Tell her to respond, "You're".
  3. My dad is going to be very upset tonight when he turns on his tv. 🙂
  4. Your value system is fucked.
  5. Fuck you, you steaming piece of shit.
  6. Tucker Carlson leaving Fox News after Dominion settlement, per CNBC chyron.
  7. New thread title. Tucker Carlson: Not tonight.
  8. I know the perfect replacement!
  9. 5* (who everybody knows is a 3* at best) Arch Manning will definitely flame out! Also, 5* Reggie McNeal 4* Stephen McGee 5* Kenny Hill 5* Kyler Murray 5* Kyle Allen 4* Trevor Knight 5* Kellen Mond 5* Haynes King 4* Max Johnson 5* Conner Weigman <next man up, fill in the blank> will definitely win a Heisman at Texas A&M due to Coach Franchione's Sherman's Sumlin's Fisher's Petrino's incredible offensive mind!
  10. Someone check on Iconoclast.
  11. Sweet Blue Jumpin' Buddha on a unicycle with no seat!! In the NCAA clock change thread, there were two consecutive posts where the use of the words "less" and "fewer" were butchered worse than an aggy at a Mensa Conference. So, let's review. It is not that difficult. "Fewer" is used when referring to items that can be counted individually, such as people, objects, or animals. It is used to indicate a smaller quantity or number of something. For example, "I have fewer apples than you" or "There are fewer people in the room than yesterday." "Less," on the other hand, is used when referring to something that cannot be counted individually, such as a liquid or a concept. It is used to indicate a smaller amount or degree of something. For example, "I want less sugar in my coffee" or "There is less pollution in the air today." A simple way to remember the difference is to think of "fewer" as referring to things you can count, and "less" as referring to things you cannot count. We are not aggy. We are not the meth head addled people from aggy. We are not the inbred mouth breathers from Arkansas. We are from By God, all that is right and holy TEXAS!
  12. I want to inject this news between my toes.
  13. For all intensive purposes I don't see why your so worked up.
  14. Why don’t you take a lap, chief.
  15. Drag his squeaky ass to Moscow.
  16. New 8:00 PM Fox News host?
  17. Meanwhile, on Texags: Ellis Wyatt In reply to Rossticus • 10:50a This decision proves that profit isn't their motive. It was, but it isn't anymore. Rupert Murdoch is a leftist and his kids are much more liberal than he. Them hiring Paul Ryan was a signal that they were shifting leftward. They will now become just another network pushing a leftist point of view.
  18. Wordle 674 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 455 7️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 674 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 455 6️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 455 3️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sequence was naughty today. Blossom Puzzle, April 24 Letters: A B E S L U V My score: 350 points My longest word: 10 letters 🌺 🏵 🌹 💐 🌼 🌷 💮 🌸 🌻 🌺
  20. No coffee yet = bad 4th guess. Wordle 674 5/6 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 455 6️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #458 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, April 24 Letters: A B E S L U V My score: 270 points My longest word: 9 letters 🌼 🌻 🌸 🌷 💮 🌺 🌹 💐 🏵 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game
  21. Wordle 674 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 455 6️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. You win that round. Decades of Fox News and Rush Limbaugh has definitely proven that the conservative marketplace for telling people exactly what they want to hear--and absolutely nothing else--ad nauseam is much more lucrative.
  23. You might want to hold off on any pronouncements about his wealth until *after* Dominion and Smartmatic are done with him.
  24. Wordle 674 3/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 455 6️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Phew! Daily Sequence Quordle 455 3️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣🔟 m-w.com/games/quordle 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Wordle 674 5/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834][emoji834]🟨🟨[emoji834] [emoji834]🟨🟨[emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟩[emoji834]🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yuck
  26. Wordle 674 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. Wordle 674 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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