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  1. Why I came back to Texas - JWhitt https://www.theplayerstribune.com/posts/jordan-whittington-ncaa-football-texas-longhorns
  2. https://twitter.com/TiptonEdits/status/1651738058893475840 https://www.sports-reference.com/cbb/players/max-abmas-1.html LET'S GO RT
  3. WE FUCKING GOT HIM
  4. This is an aside, and no offense intended, but it's astonishing how complicit we've become in the demise of the middle class and the reduced share of productivity it receives in exchange for what it creates. Imagine thinking of the salary and benefits earned over a lifetime of loyal service as a "grift". Imagine being surprised that your friend from Toyota actually gets to keep the healthcare and pension he was offered and accepted as the price Toyota offered him for his labor. Imagine thinking it was perfectly natural for a legal fiction comprised of capital to negotiate the purchase of labor, but unnatural and unfair for a legal fiction comprised of workers to do the same thing. these are thoughts that were unthinkable during the pinnacle of American Greatness.
  5. Left Tallinn this morning. A couple of final images - again, they are ALL IN for Ukraine here. Windows of the building across the street from the embassy (totally missed them the first time). And the Tallinn skyline. Today, we’re in ass-nowhere eastern Estonia - about 90 miles from the Russian border. Went into a dinky town to get some stuff for breakfast tomorrow, and in a parking lot was a small military vehicle, escorting a military truck. Had Ukrainian markings on it, and I was able to make out a label painted on it: “a gift from Estonia to Ukraine.” It was headed south.
  6. I thought this thread had peaked with IMissWallyPryor…but then LonghornLove walk up music!!
  7. Ban all leaf blowers. Seriously. I fucking hate those God damn things.
  8. You’re also aware that saying “a war the US should have done more to prevent” is also straight out of the Kremlin’s propaganda playbook, correct? The suggestion of course is that the US is to blame for Russia deciding to invade Ukraine. Are you at least aware you are parroting Russian talking points?
  9. You're only a target insomuch as you've made yourself one by not answering very, very straightforward questions. No one asked you to volunteer that you find Carlson entertaining. I, however, did ask you what you think about his very controversial, very racist, and arguably anti-american rhetoric. But you won't answer that. Which therefore leads everyone to just assume the worst answers possible. You've played yourself, sir. Also, LOL at the "this thread isn't about me." This is a fucking message board, it's conversations and they go where they go. It's like saying "This thread isn't about me" because the topic is about sandwiches in the food thread, and someone asked you what you like about a certain fucking sandwich. Again, it looks like a shitty fucking copout.
  10. The MAGA idiots think the people they follow are leading the fight against the crazy left. Then they are shown fact after fact that all the MAGA leaders are doing is 1) lying to them in order to get elected and seize power, and 2) grifting as much money as they can from charities, donations, Russians, and MAGA idiots. Instead of understanding it and becoming more informed, their broken brains just fall back to “both sides”, “mainstream media”, and other messages they’ve been subconsciously programmed to believe and spout by people conning them. Does the left lie and do most media outlets have some sort of bias? Of course. But what’s happening now is like comparing stealing gum from 7-11 to murdering school children. There is a level of dangerous dishonesty by the MAGAs that is surpassing anything we’ve seen in US history, with stealing elections and manipulating the ability to vote right at the top of the list. The fact that MAGA morons can’t understand any of this is just a testament to either their missing human values or stupidity. Either way, people all around you MAGA morons are laughing at you and think you’re stupid. They just don’t say it to your face anymore in the interest of keeping the peace among friends and family.
  11. uhoh. you just got caught red handed blasting your own pipeline
  12. Well aside from the $787MM defamation settlement and the upcoming Smartmatic lawsuit. Otherwise you're right. Both sides, totally samesies, etc.
  13. Sounds like fox could have used you on their legal team.
  14. Bryce Young was their Colt McCoy. His play masked a ton of issues under the surface. A year later, those issues remain and are getting worse just as we were exposed when Colt left.
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  16. Great news! By Jan 2025, when they are 8 years and $100M invested in the coaching staff, they'll know if Jimbo is the guy.
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  23. Sucks to miss out on him but his cousin, Thunder Goose is the better prospect.
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  25. Cooper Manning is not rich. He doesn’t even manage a Nissan dealership in Longview.
  26. Look at Mr. Big Time over here. Wife enters the same room before asking him a question.
  27. 8 points
    I mean all tOSU QBs suck in the NFL
  28. I asked ChatGPT to write a "Facebook Uncle" style madlib and this was the response!
  29. NSIAP... 'Hold on, let me call you back': How Bijan Robinson rebutted Ohio State for Texas thanks to a Stan Drayton phone call By Joe Cook 04/26/2023 https://www.on3.com/teams/texas-longhorns/news/hold-on-let-me-call-you-back-how-bijan-robinson-rebutted-ohio-state-for-texas-thanks-to-a-stan-drayton-phone-call/
  30. Is it un-American to question why we're sending Taxpayer money to a country that you clearly hold in low regard? No, in theory. Although that isn't what I asked you. I asked you about Carlson and his talking points, the fact that he says things like "Russia is killing 5 Ukrainian soliders for every one of theirs" and "Ukraine is losing this war." And the point is, if Russia likes Tucker's message, shouldn't you be questioning his message a little more? And "our government always lies" doesn't have anything to do with that question either. "You call that proof." The article I cited is quotes of literally white supremacists saying he is their greatest ally. Again, to the point above, if avowed White Supremacists like what Tucker is saying, what does that say about Tucker's message? This is the thrust of all these questions that you seem to be working really hard to dance around. Also, if Tucker has no endearment for White Supremacists, why doesn't he denounce their talking points as opposed to repeatedly amplifying them. The Joe Biden comparison isn't even close, and you know it. It's just "look over here" so you don't have to answer hard questions posed to you. But yeah, I'll go ahead and say Joe Biden has done more with a lifetime of words and actions to try and remove discrimination from this world than Tucker Carlson, specifically for black voters, even if he's made many missteps. I don't think Tucker is a paid Russian Agent. I think he's a soulless money-grubbing racist, however, and he'll say whatever he thinks lines his pockets. Before you talk about Tucker being used by Russian propaganda, again, what does that say about his message? Certainly you can admit that it must be favorable to Russia. And lets not forget he sucks off Putin on a regular basis over the years. I'm sorry, you're saying the left propogated the replacement theory? Show your work, and if you work is the Southern Democrats that flipped and became the current Republican party, then maybe don't even bother. We all know the parties flipped, as they have many times in the history of the United States. If that's not what you're talking about, then feel free to explain yourself. Otherwise I dont know what you're talking about here.
  31. Maybe don’t ask for the pegging right off the bat.
  32. What an extraordinary collection of idiots. The only way the Mannings can invest a million dollars in Austin real estate is through a sweet hook-up with UT where all they have to do is sacrifice Arch's career by placing him in LA lite. Or, there is some advantage to paying Arch illegally under the table. Everyone knows Arch is a scrub. Why would Texas do this? Why? Because tu is all about appearances while A&M is all about championships dignity honor facilities!
  33. 1.) Tom Osborne is an amoral piece of shit 2.) He was smart enough to retire when he saw the writing on the wall. 3.) Tom Osborne is an amoral piece of shit, and this should always be the first thing out of anyone's mouth when the subject of Tom Osborne comes up. Fuck Tom Osborne.
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  35. GF tunes to Netflix to some Whitney Houston show. She says "Whitney Houston...she was married to Ike Turner, right?"
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