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  1. Hey, motherfucker, YOU repeatedly claim to have all kinds of connections in the TX GQP. It's not MY responsibility for YOUR party to put up someone who isn't a "walking piece of toxic human shit" against Cruz in YOUR primary. Until YOU and those in YOUR party who supposedly think like YOU do, I ain't voting in YOUR primary. As I see it now, YOUR party is such a cluster of fucks, Y'ALL are more likely than not to primary Cruz with someone even worse than him. Any Cruz challenger in the GQP primary would be worse than him. Prove me wrong. YOU primary his ass. It ain't OUR responsibility to find a better Republican to run in YOUR primary. That's right, keep blaming the Democrats for how YOUR party is ruining the state and nation with "walking pieces of toxic human shit" as candidates.
  2. Wordle 681 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. Wordle 681 2/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 462 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  4. Wordle 681 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. Wordle 681 2/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Looks like Colin is set to announce this week.
  7. Oh hell no. If I’m driving, I pick music and temperature. No debate or whining allowed.
  8. Wordle 681 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. Fuck it. Hand over cruise missiles to Ukraine.
  10. Wordle 681 2/6* ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. He’s received 55 and 54 percent of the vote in by far the two highest turnout midterm elections in at least a generation. Polling routinely gets close to actual results with a few hundred answers. When you’re getting half of registered voters out to vote it’s a pretty goddamn good sample size for where the state stands. This shit is exactly what the majority of the state supports. The problem with Texas is that it’s full of Texans.
  12. Wordle 681 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Again, when you advocate for moving the truth needle halfway between a historic and current pathological liar propagandist - and not perfect but generally reliable cross-checked sources - you unwittingly support the propagandist. That pissed folks off.
  14. Ultimately, here's what it comes down to for me: If the Russians were having any kind of major success as of late, we would have seen it by now. We would have seen the lines moving on maps, we would have seen them taking cities and retaking Kherson and Kharkiv and a few other areas. Instead, we are watching a battle that has been going on for 8 months, where Russia has been desperately trying to take the 66th largest city in Ukraine, about the size of San Marcos, and they can't fucking do it. That gives off a pretty good impression that the Russians are in trouble.
  15. Wordle 681 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The drought is over. Daily Quordle 462 8️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 462 5️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, May 1 Letters: C E O R P S T My score: 456 points My longest word: 13 letters 🏵 💐 🌸 🌷 🌹 🌻 🌼 🌺 💮 🏵 💐 🌸 🌷 High scoring blossom today. Might have broken 500 if I had spent more time brainstorming.
  16. Wordle 681 2/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 462 5️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 462 4️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Wordle 681 3/6* ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 462 6️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Blossom Puzzle, May 1 Letters: C E O R P S T My score: 342 points My longest word: 11 letters 🌼 🌺 💐 🏵 🌸 🌻 🌹 🌷 💮 🌼 🌺 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game #Worldle #465 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  18. 11 points
    That’s the only target he’s ever hit on a game day.
  19. The earth is round. The earth is flat. Two vastly different takes. The truth is not somewhere in between, one viewpoint is full of bullshit and lies.
  20. I'm fairly certain it is at least the second time in this thread that he has done it. That post had no point. He wasn't looking for information (it has been posted in this thread after all). He was actively admitting he would make no effort to figure out the truth. The only thing a post like that does is spread Russian propaganda and give it an hint a credence, i.e., the truth must be somewhere in between Surly and Russian claims as opposed to Russia's claims being complete fabrication. I don't think calling that bullshit out is unwarranted.
  21. Wordle 681 2/6* 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 462 6️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  22. Wordle 681 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Wordle 681 4/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #465 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 462 6️⃣5️⃣ 9️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  24. “Nobody knows more about ______ than me.” Sound COMPLETELY familiar? I mean, these narcissists aren’t even original. They just say the same predictable, utter bullshit, over and over. And have morons slobbering their knobs in worship. I’ll never understand it. But then, I’m not a pathetic loser with so little self-esteem that I build my entire identity around worshipping a caricature.
  25. Wordle 681 5/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟩 [emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834]🟩 [emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 [emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 It’s like I tried to get four wrong answers before plugging in an ordinary word with common letters
  26. Wordle 680 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. Which, judging by literally every game thread, season thread, realignment discussion, and recruiting evaluation, is wildly out of character for this site.
  28. Allred seems like a good guy. Supports policies that help the work class, help me provide a good education for my kids, and provide health care for my family. However I am just too worried about ANTIFA, Hunter’s laptop, and somebody somewhere using the inappropriate bathroom so unfortunately I will have to vote for Cruz. — Average Texan
  29. I cant say I know much about the guy or what he stands for, but I can say I would vote for a pile of dogshit in Allred's back yard before I would vote for that spineless pussy Cruz. If he promises to drop Rafael with a sack tap in the first debate, I'll even toss some money his way.
  30. 9 points
    I'm scared of children is peak Eagle Freedom Patriot Alpha Male.
  31. No CR: Ukraine support is bipartisan. From McCarthy’s Jerusalem press conference, where he took a question from a Russian- The reporter's question: "We know that you don't support the current unlimited and uncontrolled supply of weaponry and aid to Ukraine, so can you comment? Is it possible in the near future the U.S. policy of sending weaponry to Ukraine will change? “I vote for aid for Ukraine. I support aid for Ukraine,” McCarthy said, responding to a question from a Russian reporter. “I do not support what your country has done to Ukraine, I do not support your killing of the children either,” McCarthy told the Russian reporter, adding. “You should pull out.” “We will continue to support — because the rest of the world sees it just as it is.”
  32. Wordle 681 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  33. Wordle 681 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 462 6️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #465 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.f feel like I underperformed here. Blossom Puzzle, May 1 Letters: C E O R P S T My score: 322 points My longest word: 11 letters 🌹 🌷 🌼 🌻 🌺 💐 🏵 💮 🌸 🌹 🌷 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game
  34. Wordle 681 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  35. But he can’t feel his foot. Point, Greg.
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