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Showing content with the highest reputation on 05/12/23 in all areas

  1. So, I mean.....are we at the Lee Corso spot here? I dunno. But, here's the most recent update from his ex: So....I'ma do that. Would love for MAC to stick around.
  2. Just talked to MAC. He's got 99 problems but bein' dead ain't one. Still obviously lots of health challenges, but he says he's seeing some slight improvement here and there. We talked about BBQ, catfish, brunswick stew, burgoo, the Civil War, the Big Thicket, Tennessee's inherent recruiting problems in Knoxville ("hillbillies are mean, and annoying on the field, but ultimately of no consequence...) and a few other things. Also, his doctor said he could eat whatever he wanted so he sent out for a Whataburger double patty melt with jalapenos.
  3. I also find it important to point out that Kate Levchuk looks like she could be Mila Kunis' sister.
  4. Dammit! So. Fucking. Psychic. Correct!
  5. 13 points
    Your demographics are way off.
  6. This is a female leaving her phone in the car so she cant be tracked by her spouse, so she can go to another place and bang her side piece. The timer is tied to her apple watch so she can keep an eye on the clock and be notified when its time to get back.
  7. Or just fly a banner over the hospital with "Dying is not our standard" on it.
  8. He's on Surly, so it wouldn't be hard since: 48% of us are doctors 48% of us are attorneys 2% of us are doctors and attorneys 2% of us are neither doctors nor attorneys 2% of us aren't good at math.
  9. Cheated on her with your grandma.
  10. A miss with 4 greens on the second guess. Wordle 692 X/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
  11. Luke Brockermeyer, Jett Bush, Dylan Haines.
  12. I'm just wondering which of you mfers is Matt McConaughey. Probably someone with real bad takes on the football board.
  13. From Russian Twitter I saw this leaked video:
  14. Wordle 692 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #476 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 473 5️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. Wordle 692 3/6 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 473 7️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Tommy Nobis......the guy averaged over 20 tackles for his career here. Add to that he made AA as an O lineman......oh....don't forget he was drafted number one...
  17. Wordle 692 4/6* ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 473 5️⃣6️⃣ 🟥4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  18. Wordle 692 4/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 473 8️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 473 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, May 12 Letters: B D E U O R S My score: 235 points My longest word: 9 letters 🌹 💮 💐 🌼 🌺 🌸 🌻 🌷 🏵 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game #Worldle #476 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  19. Wordle 692 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Kyle is en fuego this morning:
  21. 9 points
    Hi. Big rains 12a-6p overnight, everybody gets a lot of wet; this one's not shaping up to be the usual nothingburger. Rain will be pretty heavy especially toward daybreak. Spotty flooding, especially along the usual suspect creeks for sure. Not widespread severe event per se but definitely can be spots of hail/high winds. This is more tropical drenching type rain. Ebbs down most of the day Saturday, spotty showers though. Still a rainy day. Sunday 12-6 same thing, not as intense but flooding here with there a possibility. Slacks off the rest of Sunday and repeat Monday, again less intense than Saturday. With this type of setup it it's really hard to gauge the depth of intense rain but the setup is primed more than most of the last yearor so. I'm leaning less apocalypse but this will be heavy rain two or three hours overnight for pretty much everyone. If it's bad enough to wake me overnight owl possibly post. May (wettest month) gonna May.
  22. Apparently this is happening a lot and I actually found your answer: How Holy Hygge is Applied, by Gertjan Van Thorens Fascinating!
  23. Funny how the russkie apologists have moved out of this thread as even their GRU and FSB crafted lies have eventually been exposed. We’re a few months from seeing Russia collapse at this point, which isn’t going to be great for a lot of reasons, but will hopefully end the war and allow reconstruction to begin.
  24. People blamed world-wide supply-chain-driven inflation and gas prices on "Biden's policies." Yeah, it's a real fucking mystery who they'd blame for a debt default.
  25. Wordle 692 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. While this thread is poignant and touching, aren't you all a little nervous that our past real selves will be revealed here when we die? Like an inverse of the end of Animal House where the audience learns of everyone's future? Hell, we'll probably find out @Deej was Billy Gibbons, @Brisketexan was Dick DeGuerin and @NowThis was Ted Cruz. Rest in peace, MAC.
  27. Good journalism isn't presenting both sides. Its calling out bullshit when a candidate spews bullshit. It wouldn't be good journalism to televise a panel of flat earthers, and it isn't good to present a forum for election conspiracies.
  28. Just got back from a Wyoming bear hunt. No luck on that end but this young mountain lion ran right across the road in front of us. Pretty sure that mom was back under that rock ledge.
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