I asked ChatGPT to write new lyrics to the Beatles song, 'Yesterday," about how Aggy feels about Texas joining the SEC.
ChatGPT
(Verse 1) Yesterday, all our dreams were bright, Aggie pride would shine, oh what a sight,
Now it seems those days are far away, Oh, I long for that time before Texas came to play.
(Chorus) Oh, yesterday, SEC was ours to claim, But now we're lost in the shadow of their fame,
Oh, yesterday, Texas A&M's joy fades away, We were happy, oh so happy yesterday.
(Verse 2) Suddenly, they joined the conference elite, Bringing rivalry that stings and depletes,
Our sacred traditions torn apart, A piece of our spirit, forever marked by this start.
(Chorus) Oh, yesterday, SEC was ours to claim, But now we're lost in the shadow of their fame,
Oh, yesterday, Texas A&M's joy fades away, We were happy, oh so happy yesterday.
(Bridge) Why did they have to come and change it all? Our cherished memories now seem so small,
We had a bond, a family so strong, But now it's broken, and the pain lasts so long.
(Verse 3) So many battles fought with passion true, But now the glory is divided in two,
Oh, I yearn for the time when we stood tall, Without this bitter rivalry that now enthralls.
(Chorus) Oh, yesterday, SEC was ours to claim, But now we're lost in the shadow of their fame,
Oh, yesterday, Texas A&M's joy fades away, We were happy, oh so happy yesterday.
(Outro) Oh, yesterday, Our spirit's been cast astray, The wounds remain, they won't fade away,
Oh, yesterday, Texas A&M longs for that yesterday.