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  1. Here's a hint - if you vote for someone, you support them. Whether it's Paxton, Abbott, Trump, Cruz, your vote says you support their actions.
  2. "Sark is known for being a female dog." Wouldn't that make him the highest ranking member of their corps of cadets?
  3. Just because there is never a time for a haka
  4. Wordle 705 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 486 7️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  5. Wordle 705 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 486 4️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Texas isn't Ole Miss and doesn't have to adjust to circumstances accordingly. Getting guys out of the portal has its own drawbacks. Those guys tend to expect to start and they come with a price tag. If you find 3 star recruits that you like a lot, which is that case for Texas, you can sign them without a paycheck (besides an established roster floor) and without an expectation of them starting immediately. This isn't a video game. Culture matters and the established roster doesn't enjoy perpetually looking over its shoulder. They need to produce and develop, sure, but you do not want 22 starters thinking that they could be replaced overnight by a johnny-come-lately. Texas will continue to be strategic with the portal and will always try to sign around 25 recruits. I tell you these things as a certainty during the next few cycles under Sarkisian.
  7. Wordle 705 4/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 486 5️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  8. 100 days......here we go.
  9. Wordle 705 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. Wordle 705 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Check out my blue suede shoes. Friday at a friend's wedding in JAX. It's been a rough ride at times but I can't think of anybody I would rather have had at my side. Or anybody else that would have put up with me like she continues to do. Jason Isbell says it best in "Vampires" "Maybe time running out is a gift I'll work hard 'til the end of my shift And give you every second I can find And hope it isn't me who's left behind"
  12. All time hilarious turn of events if it’s true that even Trump wants nothing to do with the shit storm that’s brewing around Paxton
  13. You think they started this shit without the votes?
  14. I’ve said before on this forum that the Gripen would be a fantastic fighter for UA if there were only enough of them.
  15. 11 points
    So, we ran a few errands here, outside the Black Forest and got back to the house and I started thinking (usually dangerous) “I think I will look again for tickets for Sunday”, And I’ll be damned. Fuck it! I’m going to Monaco for the race. Bought two tickets in the Pool Grandstands. We’ll drive to Nice and then take the train, 21-minutes, to Monaco rather than look for parking in Monte Carlo. I’m so happy!
  16. Wordle 705 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 486 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Back to back bogies. Wordle 705 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #489 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 486 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  18. Every time Republicans fuck with the government staying open, they lose support. They are way over their skis on this one and the solution is sitting on a tee for Biden. Biden declares he is Constitutionally obligated to pay the debt by the 14th Amendment. Tell Yellen to pay our bills. Make the GQP sue to stop it. Regardless of legal language twisting, the language "The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned" reads pretty straight forward to the public. Even for Dems, who suck at messaging, this is an easy point to articulate and for the public to grasp. Bonus points that the same states that were the problem in the Civil War are still the fucking problem, because the 14th Amendment was specifically written to prevent these traitors from welching on debt and crashing the full faith and credit of the US government. History rhymes and all that... If the already illegitimate Supreme Court forces a default, it will be very obvious the GQP is forcing it and they will own the following consequences. The subsequent crash will be hung clearly around their necks and they'll be annihilated in 2024. It will make sure everyone knows that the GQP has already packed the courts and that we must do something drastic about it if we want to keep our country. If the Supremes backs the administration, one of the GQP's favorite manipulation tools will be declared unconstitutional. TL:DR The GQP is bluffing. Stop negotiating with domestic terrorists and call their bluff.
  19. Plus the ones who went to NZ had to take a little person to a volcano to throw a ring in it. That extra training is priceless.
  20. Not long enough and he should be swinging from a rope ….
  21. Quoting myself for a little follow up. After 6 rounds, the levels were really low, but there, so we moved to a trial oral drug. A couple of weeks into that, the cancer cells showed strong signs of regeneration. It's not back yet, but it's coming sooner than later. So, we are going to transplant as soon as we get insurance approvals (our medical system is broken) and get a donor set up. Donors are identified, but they can't schedule until insurance is approved. Basically, once we're all set, I'm going to Houston for roughly 100 days, 30ish in the hospital and 70ish isolated in an apartment near MD Anderson. I can have one visitor at a time and need 24/7 monitoring when I get to the apartment. I can't see my kids (3 and 6) the whole time we're going through this as they are germ factories. I'm going to be super tired and beaten down the entire time and the recovery is brutal. That's if things go great. There is a also a 10-15% chance of mortality. So, I could leave my house in a few weeks and never see my kids again. I know that's true of everyone at any time, but it's different when you're choosing (right or wrongly) to put yourself in that position. The good news is I am a healthy (you know, other than cancer) 41 year old with very good donor matches. I am also going to be at MD Anderson where they do this all of the time and have a whole floor of just bone marrow transplants. That decreases the mortality chances. It's going to be tough road, but as long as I get to the other side, I don't care how hard it is. Godspeed to all of you guys.
  22. Wordle 705 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. You saying you lean hard R is like saying Paxton has a slightly lazy eye or Trump is slightly overweight or Trump Jr. has a slight cocaine problem.
  24. "That football guy works at a public university they can't fire him he can say whatever he wants!" One week earlier in another conversation... "Tenure is terrible it lets professors say whatever they want and they can't be fired!"
  25. You posted the wrong pic of Swedish hardware.
  26. Is the ignition in some random-ass spot on the floor, like it was the last time I drove a Saab back in 1990?
  27. So Imma just plugs in some random USB drive, not knowing what may be on it. Explains a lot of the site borkage.
  28. Wordle 705 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 486 5️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 486 3️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. Wordle 705 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Wordle 705 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Second day in a row that I get a very common letter pattern and have many words to guess until I hit the lottery. Daily Quordle 486 6️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 486 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bottom left on Sequence was very tricky today.
  31. Wordle 705 4/6 [emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834] 🟨🟩[emoji834]🟨[emoji834] [emoji834]🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 On par for this week
  32. Wordle 704 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  33. I thought it was Frankenstein Joaquin Phoenix.
  34. The cop was at a house full of black people. His spidey senses were thus already at a rather heightened level going in. Because thugs. If you don't think that cops generally approach a situation with black people much more tense and ready to get violent/aggressive than they do with white people, I've got an aggy football national championship ring to sell ya.
  35. It seems pretty early to be drinking beer, but here goes.
  36. It's like my brain is in a constant loop of fuck.
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