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  1. Ah, yes. The “I don’t like this guy, but voting for a a literal criminal into a position of power is better than voting for someone who fights for civil liberties. Because fuck democrats and people who focus their entire lives and careers around fighting for the liberties of others.” And the irony that you probably claim you’re all about being a Patriot and Liberty.
  2. So I can legally hit them with my car, right?
  3. NCOs or non commissioned officers: Sgt., SSG, Top, etc. The backbone of any effective army. I couldn't tell you what I did 3 weekends ago but I remember my NCOs from 20 years ago. They and their motivational techniques. When I'm getting gassed in the 3rd mile of running the dog I always tell myself, "Don't cheat your body, High speed!" Thanks SSG Teal
  4. Hey everyone. Look at Texas. There's a spat between our criminally indicted Attorney General and our drunk speaker of the house. Grab a seat and stare into our unflushed toilet. Hee haw!
  5. Isn't it ironic that a guy who built a career screaming about left-wing radicals is going down... And he got taken down by an angry mob from the right, which he never saw coming.
  6. People who are anti-ACLU reveal themselves as ignorant at best. In today's world for an educated person not to know what they do requires almost willful ignorance but it's possible. If they actually know what the ACLU does and are still against them then they're quite literally fascists.
  7. Here's a hint - if you vote for someone, you support them. Whether it's Paxton, Abbott, Trump, Cruz, your vote says you support their actions.
  8. Out on one of the bleak Aleutian Islands - Christmas Eve 1942 - Dad called into his tent “office” his Top Kick & a buddy (two stereotypical Irishmen) to help solve a “problem”. Dad told them he needed them to come up with a way to discreetly dispose of some “contraband” that had been dropped off by his Army Air Corps pilot friend. Whereupon Dad placed an unopened pint bottle of Johnny Walker on his field desk… to the wide-eyed amazement of the two NCOs. He said they both started “Yessirring” excitedly, that they could get rid of it for “the good Colonel” immediately! They then saluted him smartly, about-faced, and exited the tent off into the cold evening. This was prior to the re-taking the Island of Attu that next summer.
  9. You seriously think Brisket could limit his billboard slogan to only nine words?
  10. All time hilarious turn of events if it’s true that even Trump wants nothing to do with the shit storm that’s brewing around Paxton
  11. If Patrick isn't played by Jane Lynch it will be a huge miss.
  12. Summary: 1) AG did fucky criminally stuff 2) AG employees blew the whistle on him, and he retaliated, because he's a fucky criminal 3) AG employees sued, and were going to win 4) AG said "hey Legislature, pay these guys $3.3 million taxpayer dollars to get them off my back about my fucky criminally stuff" 5) Lege said "gee...that sounds fucky. And would put us on the side of trying to cover up fucky criminally stuff being investigated by the feds. We decline. In fact, fuck YOU for asking us to do that shit." Gather 1 million Republicans together, and 1 million slugs. If tasked with "find a spine," you'd have a better chance of success confining your search to the slugs. Like FUCK it is. His billboards piss me off. It's not "The attorney THAT rocks." The attorney is a person. It should be "The attorney WHO rocks." Grammar matters. Rep given. But my hair is mi-tee-sharp these days, being that the wife liked it a bit longer as it got during COVID, so now I wear it longer. I mean....wouldn't you WANT that guy on your team? Yes. The word for that is "Republican." I've always thought that "Brisket: I fuck over the other guy FOR YOU!" would be a good slogan. And waddaya know, 9 words.
  13. One of my favorite examples of how the US Military operates was a story about a written exam given to Lieutenants in a leadership school. The only question was something like this: You are ordered to put up a new flag pole. Resources available: 1. 40 foot flag pole. 2. pre dug 5 foot hole of appropriate diameter. 3. 2 lengths of 50 foot rope. 4. 1 Sergeant and 5 Privates. Describe your actions to raise the pole. Most would go into incredible details in how they would erect the pole. The correct answer was "Sergeant, put up that flagpole".
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  15. Haven't been pissed at a birdie too often. Wordle 706 3/6 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Three bogies in a row. Wordle 706 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #490 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 487 3️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Still going at 101: https://www.wsj.com/articles/this-101-year-old-is-the-last-living-survivor-of-pearl-harbors-uss-arizona-a97740c8
  18. Wow you are so cool and edgy for canceling
  19. Our Top ran the show and everyone knew it. He is the only human I have ever feared. He caught me sleeping when i shouldn't have been and I think I did about 100 push-ups in 30 seconds while he screamed in my ears. Then I guarded the supply closet all night. Good times
  20. That’s what my Dad always preached to us three boys when we were growing up. He treated them with as much respect as he did the commanding general. He was pretty smart for a Lt. Colonel.
  21. Ed Ames passed away. You young ones will not know that name but he had one of the funniest Tonight Show appearances in history.
  22. Wordle 706 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Lol cheat on your wife and she has a vote on getting you fired from the job keeping you out of jail. Great FAFO move.
  24. https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/24/europe/ukraine-russian-warship-berdyansk-intl/index.html
  25. looks like i'm in good company today... Wordle 706 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 487 4️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  26. Wordle 706 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Its like they know me
  27. Wordle 706 5/6* ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 487 5️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  28. His eyes don't even get along.
  29. I thought I had it too. Wordle 706 3/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Wordle 706 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 487 3️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #490 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, May 26 Letters: A C E L G R S My score: 330 points My longest word: 10 letters 🌻 🌼 🏵 🌺 💐 💮 🌸 🌷 🌹 🌻 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  31. Wordle 705 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 shouldn't do these when I'm hungry
  32. Big dogs just know something about babies/kids. They are patient, careful, and gentle in a way when they are around them that is very noticeable. It’s one of the things that make me a big dog person.
  33. Because for whatever reason Nebraska is our bitch and nothing is going to change that.
  34. Wordle 706 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  36. Wordle 706 3/6 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Well, that was lucky. Daily Quordle 487 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 487 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  37. Wordle 706 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 487 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  38. Yikes Wordle 706 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  39. Pretty apt comparison. Prigozhin: "I think it is a pretty good plan and we should be able to pull it off this time. Ahh, what do you think Sergei? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?" Shoigu: "Uhh, yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with 32.33, repeating, of course, percentage of survival." Prigozhin: "Ahh, that's a lot better than we usually do. Uhh, alright, you think we're ready guys?." Putin: "Alright comrades. Let's do this...Vladimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir Puuuuuuuuutiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!" Prigozhin: : "Oh, my god! He just ran in!"
  40. Just when I thought this thread had achieved maximum unhinged pettiness. Got. Damn.
  41. "Sark is known for being a female dog." Wouldn't that make him the highest ranking member of their corps of cadets?
  42. Mullet Free and the rest of the vatnik slapdicks are crushed.
  43. Paxton will be sleeping with one eye open.
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