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  1. The same shit he was accused of a month before you voted for him.
  2. I want the benefits of supporting an authoritarian fascist party without the burden of being treated as a person who supports an authoritarian fascist party.
  3. Came to post the above. You have admitted to knowing about Paxton and Nate Paul, which is years old and before the last election. You also have admitted you think Paxton is an embarrassment. And you knowingly voted for him anyway, despite knowing he is a criminal, because they had an R next to their name. Or as you framed it, because their opponent worked for the ACLU. In light of what I posted above, by all means, please explain to me why anyone should consider YOU to be a rational partner for discussion? Please, explain that to me.
  4. There is a public referendum. We are voting for a bus driver to drive our kids to school every day. One of the bus drivers has experience driving a bus, but she’s been supportive of icky electric buses to replace ICE buses. The other person hates electric buses, but they don’t have a fucking drivers license of any kind, much less a large vehicle license. You vote for the second option because fuck the green agenda, and politics trumps actual qualifications to you. Now, why should anyone take you seriously? and before you or anyone else takes my comparison and says it’s shitty, keep in mind you voted for a well documented criminal to be the top cop of the state. That’s not as far off from voting someone without a license to drive a school bus. It’s literally like, the one thing they should need to be to be AG; not a fucking criminal.
  5. It's both hilarious and true. Fuckloads of dead Russians and their destroyed gear for mostly old stuff that we were paying to maintain and would have had to pay to decommission. Ukraine is eliminating Russia as a serious global threat with stuff NATO found in their couch cushions. This is one of the best returns on investment in history.
  6. Y'all wanna see something beautiful?
  7. I was a mere Lieutenant. In the morning I'd gather for coffee with my Platoon Sergeant and squad leaders. I'd tell them what we needed to do, and we would discuss various ways how to do it. Among them they had a lifetime of experience doing similar things. Generally one suggestion would look best and we'd decide to do it. I would sign off for things that might go boom, then we'd go do stuff. Can't imagine an army without real NCOs. Well, I guess I can. Any army that regularly gets rolled.
  8. That’s because they are still serfs….afraid of their oppressors.
  9. "You're killing Russians. Best money we ever spent." New thread title?
  10. Wordle 707 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 488 6️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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  12. Wordle 707 3/6* 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 488 7️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Check out my blue suede shoes. Friday at a friend's wedding in JAX. It's been a rough ride at times but I can't think of anybody I would rather have had at my side. Or anybody else that would have put up with me like she continues to do. Jason Isbell says it best in "Vampires" "Maybe time running out is a gift I'll work hard 'til the end of my shift And give you every second I can find And hope it isn't me who's left behind"
  14. Paxton made phone calls to some of the legislators threatening them with consequences in their next election.
  15. Wordle 707 3/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. @conVINCEd Man, I don't know what you did to piss off Worlde, but that is not the one I got. Maybe it already rolled over to a different one for me. Wordle 707 4/6* ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 488 7️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 488 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, May 27 Letters: A C E T I N V My score: 278 points My longest word: 10 letters 🌺 🌼 🌻 🌸 🏵 💮 💐 🌹 🌷 🌺 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game #Worldle #491 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  17. But doesn’t implementing modern social behavioral standards in the military only improve our readiness? Isn’t a team more cohesive when they respect each other? The alternative is we accept racists and bigots and nazi types in the ranks and doesn’t that actually reduce our military effectiveness?
  18. Wordle 707 3/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 707 3/6 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 488 7️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. The demographic mosk is appealing to unfortunately isn’t one that buys electric cars. In fact they are the ones voting to remove incentives to make them, charge fees to operate them, and want to subsidize their competitors fuel. So if I’m a Tesla shareholder I’m asking myself if things are going the right direction. I think it’s pretty simple. Mosk went from being the Henry Ford of his generation to being the Henry Ford of his generation.
  21. Make that 4 bogies in a row. Wordle 707 5/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #491 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 488 4️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  22. Wordle 707 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Fuck this game Wordle 707 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 488 8️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, May 27 Letters: A C E T I N V My score: 332 points My longest word: 11 letters 🌸 🌹 💮 🌷 🌺 🌻 🏵 🌼 💐 🌸 🌹 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  24. Can everyone agree that is a fucking hilarious quote despite who said it? /noCR
  25. Is this like you saying the Yankees are going to beat the Astros in 4? Do you not understand the process?
  26. Iran has more equipment, but the Talibs know how to endure and fight back. I put 3.50 on the Taliban if Iran invades. I would not be surprised to see some terrorist hits in Iran.
  27. So close Wordle 707 3/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Lotta luck went in to this one Daily Quordle 488 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 488 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. man, if the fucking Taliban and Iran went to war right now, that would be fucking epic for Ukraine. Iran would almost be forced to stop mass shipments of their drones to Russia, because they would need those themselves to fight the Taliban.
  29. Wordle 707 5/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 488 8️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. He was a USAF attorney stationed at Rhein Main in the 80s Cold War. My mom was his court reporter, referenced in the Lindsay Graham thread. He’s old school.
  31. This is nice and all but the next guy will be 3X worse
  32. The next guy is a moron too. When you talk about civil liberties, since you have already made women second class citizens, and are demonizing LGBTQ+ and minorities, you obviously only care about civil liberties for white males in Texas. These legislators are fucking idiots.
  33. 8 points
    Got hangry and just started grabbing stuff out of the fridge. Leftover cheeseburger patty from griling for the teachers at my wife's school yesterday, leftover eggs from the breakfast I skipped this morning, Chicken E gravy, Pace hot, japs.
  34. Straight up fuck Chris Beard. He's a piece of shit. FIFY
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