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  1. Strange caption by the ESPN U graphics team, but accurate nonetheless...
  2. 16 points
    https://247sports.com/Player/KJ-Lacey-46136240/\
  3. 15 points
    Reports from unreliable sources indicate that Jimbo has his line in the water for several bigger fish and is getting bites as we speak.
  4. Let's get through Coral Gables before we start worrying about aggy.
  5. Kayak people, the cyclists of water.
  6. Wordle 714 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #498 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 495 6️⃣9️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. Yea sometimes it rains in Austin and Dallas weather is fine
  8. 11 points
    Fwiw the IT guys, are very boned up about this. Not stuff they posted on the boards just side texts, they are very hyped
  9. partial arts… fuck me i am NOT a good person.
  10. Texas -- 46 Miami -- 3
  11. Deguerin and Hardin vs. Buzbee on the floor of the Texas Senate in a winner-take-all battle royale? Is there any doubt that God loves us and wants us to be happy?
  12. Tough Quordle today.... Wordle 714 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 495 5️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Wordle 714 4/6 🟩[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] 🟩[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟩 🟩🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Wordle 714 6/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 495 8️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. Wordle 714 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. The Weather Channel
  17. You've chosen to ignore content by Anastasis. This is much better guys.
  18. Fun fact - you can now fit this into a single tweet.
  19. Wordle 714 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 495 7️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  20. Wordle 714 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Wordle 714 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 my first failure in close to a year. Daily Quordle 495 7️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #498 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, June 3 Letters: A C L R M O S My score: 301 points My longest word: 10 letters 🌺 🌷 💐 🌹 💮 🏵 🌸 🌼 🌻 🌺 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  22. This aggression will not stand from a generation that loses their wood when they see bush. I have half a mind to use some of my Social Security check and go play golf tomorrow.
  23. For those of you who don’t hablo espanol… LeBarron is Spanish for The Baron!
  24. Just admit it. You miss:
  25. I guess Mullet has a twitter account
  26. Yeah, I'm sure you're a fuckin' picnic.
  27. Yeah. I just desperately looked for an excuse. Like an entire political movement engaging in stochastic terrorism against my family and friends, resulting in terrorist mass murders of Hispanics (wal mart) Jews (Pittsburgh), black people (Buffalo)….yep. I just WANTED to live in that America, so that I could have an excuse to hate the people calling for that violence. You got me! You know what’s a beating? Living in a country where the voices and leadership of an entire party whip people up into a frenzy to commit violence against “the weak,” and then listening to entitled (and relatively safe) fuckholes tell those of us in the crosshairs that WE’RE the real problem.
  28. Then out spake brave Horatius, The Captain of the gate: ‘To every man upon this earth Death cometh soon or late. And how can man die better Than facing fearful odds, For the ashes of his fathers, And the temples of his Gods
  29. Wordle 714 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 495 8️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Wordle 714 6/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 495 8️⃣9️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 495 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. Wordle 714 4/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  32. Wordle 714 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  33. i did want to address this also because it is super relevant given the age of our posters but also the continuity and 20+ years some of us have been part of this same community... things started changing "here" when shit got real and someone took their own life. i won't get into the details but the whole idea behind this community is to be edgy assholes (even back to hornfans). but there's a wonderful undercurrent of community and caring here. it's special and hard to describe. as such a self moderated and self policed community, what is acceptable has changed. and that's good. and it's going to keep changing for the better. and that's a good thing. this place was sort of founded on an ethos of go fuck yourself and die in a fire. that's changed and that's cool. tl;dr: go fuck yourself
  34. Wordle 714 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  35. Wordle 714 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  36. Wordle 714 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 fuck you you fucking fuckers
  37. Wordle 714 6/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  38. Pretty damn good crystal ball there. Speed of NATO membership notwithstanding.
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