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  1. This dude cracks me up. Googled to see who he was. Apparently its some dude named Xavier Presley who lives in Miami Beach. He's been at it for awhile. here's 2019 Wheres the gofundme when you need it? Keep on keeping on, sir!
  2. "Fuck! Another Dennis Broussard with a 480 credit score!"
  3. Home Office Jollies We have workers finishing the basement and they’re making a racket right under my office, so I take my laptop to the kitchen, move some shit off the kitchen island, and continue work. She What are you doing? Me Gonna work in the kitchen to get away from the noise She You wanna play Scrabble? Me Can’t – I need to get this stuff out. She (follows me into the kitchen, reads a text out loud from a friend I’ve met once and comments on it to me) She (finished with the commentary, watches mom comedy videos on her phone.) Me I’m going to go out on the deck, where it’s quieter and I can get my work done. She (follows me out to the deck, talks about flooring for the basement, comes to the same conclusion we did 2 weeks ago, and asks me to call the contractor to tell him that we haven’t changed our mind) She I’m going to the farmers market after lunch. Want to come with me? Me I need to work She You seem to be on edge, what’s wrong?
  4. It's worth mentioning the confidence being instilled by the Bradley's in action. The soldiers know they are safe inside them no matter what the orcs throw at them. That's fucking huge from a morale standpoint.
  5. We wouldn’t even need the three-branch military to repel their attempt (even though we have some rather kickass resources nearby). Between the heavily armed and, ummm, mentally “different” denizens of Alaska (who are ornery and don’t take kindly to meddlers), the crews of all the Coast Guard assets in the area, and @mooseoutfront wildly swinging his shit stick, there would be Russian corpses in the Bering Strait for miles. I wish a muthafucka would.
  6. Wordle 726 2/6 [emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. Those posters are such spineless, craven cowards. Just born pussies. They get to host Texas again, they avoid Georgia and Alabama, and yet, the SEC conspired to give “sip” an easy schedule and somehow, some way, ATM is getting screwed? These are allegedly grown adults with college degrees contributing to society. I assume the reality is that they’re a bunch of back office employees, big company middle management bureaucrats in procurement, and government workers. They are a collective pathetic sack of shit and a blight on society.
  8. Merkava II has a 105mm gun. The Merkava III has a 120mm gun. Both of them use standard NATO ammunition. The overall design philosophy of the Merkava was to make it easily able to be repaired under battlefield conditions. The turret is placed towards the rear of the tank, with the engine forward, to help protect the crew from shots to the front. One of the interesting things about the Merkava I and II (the tweet only mentions Merkava II and III being sent) is that the Israelis used it as an IFV when the M113 APC was performing horribly. They took out the ammunition pallets in the rear, and allegedly it could fit 10 people. This was possible because of the clamshell entry/exit doors to the rear. The best tank for Ukraine are any Leopard 2s they can get ahold of, especially the 2A4 and 2A6 variants. But those are limited. They're getting the 31 Abrams in a few months. I'd say beyond those two, the Merkava will be the best tanks in their service. Frankly, the Merkava III is a really good tank. Especially the later versions. It adds another supply chain in terms of repairs, but a tank is a tank. Especially ones that can fire NATO 105mm and 120mm ammo. You listen to the people fighting in the front lines, and that's the message they keep repeating, "more tanks."
  9. 11 points
    I gotchoo, fam. Pair of El Monterrey beef and bean burritos, smothered in leftover Wolf-brand chili (no beans), pepper jack cheese, Louisiana hot sauce ... and Mezzetta hot jalapenos.
  10. Wordle 726 5/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 507 🟥9️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  11. Wordle 726 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 507 7️⃣8️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Per Justin Wells after talking to Danny Okoye he said that Okoye called Texas offer his dream offer and we're his dream school. He's a priority for PK as well.
  13. It's because your GI Joes were tiny and you didn't even know better. You ran around in your parentless houses all afternoon playing with your tiny, tiny GI Joes.
  14. Oooh, vintage old army. That is the uncut stuff right there.
  15. Porn. As much as I like looking at naked women, porn now is completely different now than when I was young. I'm not sure how my brain would have developed if had the kind of access to the kind of porn young men have now. I would have a completely warped view of women, which is what a lot of them have now. I'm anything but a prude but porn today is incredibly destructive.
  16. Fuck the Greatest Generation and Tom Brokaw for creating that illusion. The greatest generation happily despoiled the world and their own country in a massive money grab. We set up dictators, trained death squads, bought off local authoriities so the USA could suck resources out from under the people instead of letting them develop them into their own economies. Honor the soldiers who served in combat and the efforts of the nation in WWII, of course. However, we overstate our part in defeating the Nazis. 8 out of 10 German soldiers who died were killed by the Red Army. I've gone back and forth over our use of the atomic bombs on Japan. We chose cities when we likely could have targeted military installations to demonstrate the might of those weapons. That generation has the same problems as the boomers with their uneven record. A huge number of preppie boomers voted for Reagan, but he is of the so-called greatest generation. That generation was in their 50s at that point and controlled just about everything. The hate engine got its launch in the Reagan years after being built in the Nixon years. They also happily sent their "worst kids" off to Viet Nam where 50,000 were killed in the useless grinder and I don't know how many were wounded in body and mind. They survived the Depression and rose to win their parts in WWII. Individually, there was great generosity and virtue to be found as in any generation. Aggregately, sighing in admiration of them above others is all part of our habit of hagiography and self-congratulation. I love(d) many many people of their time. They suffered through want and war. After war, they lived in a country that controlled 50% of the world market and exhibited greed beyond greed.
  17. Or a growing number of churches. I havent attended church since I was probably 15, but I sure as fuck dont remember politics coming into the sermon. Now all these fucktarded jesus freaks are fervently exhorting their congregations to vote Trump. All of these religious charter schools and homeschool nuts are pumping kids full of this bullshit. Waiting on the GQP to die off because of the olds seems like wishful thinking. They can outbreed and outdumb the competition. Also, I'm not sure if this dude made an appearance on Surly during the arraignment or not, but I dig his style. I notice he was giving shit to that long haired loser
  18. Wordle 726 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 That one felt tricky. Daily Quordle 507 8️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 507 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 726 6/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 507 5️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Wordle 726 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Wordle 726 6/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #510 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 507 6️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜
  22. Ouch. Wordle 726 5/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Well…they killed a bunch of Dutch citizens. I’d just suggest that the repercussions are delayed. The Netherlands likely very much wanted to promptly launch retaliatory strikes with F-18s. Now, not many years later…the Dutch are at the front of the pack training Ukrainians to…use F-16s and F-18s (from Australia) to kill Russians. Don’t fuck with the Dutch. They remember.
  24. This is among the many utter poison pills that Putin has shoved down Russia’s throat. For at least the next generation, if you were involved in risk management for a multinational, would you advice ANY material investment in Russia? They’ve made it plain that their very nature is that of a massive kleptocracy. For that matter, would you advise doing business with a Russian firm for ANYTHING that you really need, and can’t do without? Russia will use your neediness as a weapon later. They are not and never will be a trading partner you can trust even 1%. Fuck em. Let em sell potatoes and oil to China, at a marked down price.
  25. I feel like there is a secret message coming through in what I wanted to be a happy little fucking goddamn passtime but instead I am getting this shit from every direction I look and I am sick of it I came here for a little zen you fucking regards. oh, and Wordle 726 4/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. Wordle 726 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. It isn't just the Bradleys, I read the other day that a Finnish IFV took three direct mine hits and everyone was fine. To your point, morale booster in a big way. The Russians might as well be driving around mine fields in go carts covered in sheet metal, meanwhile the Ukrainians have armor that actually works. Lastly, every NATO nation ought strongly consider immediately back filling damaged equipment like we just did with the Bradley. This is sunk cost, it's long been spent, and this is what it was built to do, kill Russians. If the Ukrainians are able to repair the damaged equipment and use it even with the damage, like this Bradley, all the better. As they say, more sauce for the goose.
  28. its too fucking bad Russia doesnt have a Third Amendment. advantage:
  29. Fantastic troll job by the redneck conference Hey aggy, go get your fucking shinebox!
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