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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/20/23 in Posts

  1. It is our most modestly priced submersible.
  2. They're are dead in the homemade submarine the homemade submarine the home made submarine
  3. I’ve actually developed a similar submarine for solo excursions that can be had for only 199k! No more sharing the toilet on your way down!
  4. fucking lulz. rapidsave.com_wcgw_making_a_human_train-jnxl86oz937b1.mp4
  5. I believe that system begins with A-B-A-B-Up-Down-Up-Down on the controller.
  6. LOL. Personally, I've been the medical director for brain injury units. I didn't have to assume a whole lot because I went to school for a billion years to treat these patients. There's a massive difference between expressive and receptive aphasia. You can vote perfectly fine and know 'what you're doing' but you have trouble getting things out with actual speech - it's worse when you have dumbshits like you pressing people. Someone with malignant narcissistic personality is 10000x more dangerous. The topic at hand is his ability to perform and that's totally fair to compare to someone else who's the leading candidate for President for a major party that you support.
  7. "Joe Biden's DOJ is slapping Hunter on the wrist to give the illusion that they're impartial and to distract you from the Biden crime family's real atrocities."
  8. Wordle 731 2/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #515 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 512 7️⃣3️⃣ 🟥5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  9. lulz at anyone thinking this was a paperwork error that sandy the intern made. someone read some regs, realized they have the facts to support a different valuation method, and jumped on it the second internal consensus was built.
  10. For here am I sitting in a tin can Far below the world The Atlantic Ocean’s blue, and there's nothing I can do, Except drop one last deuce… I’m not sure about the poignancy of these lyrics, Major Tom.
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  16. You're forgetting a big one. If Kobe's helicopter pilot hadn't flown in those overcast foggy conditions, @NowThis would still be posting here.
  17. 13 points
    all the Californians that moved here due to their experiences at ACL in October and SXSW in March are going
  18. The Andrea Doria and the Lusitania are also helping.
  19. You know the rich people who already did this successfully are secretly happy no one else will get to now.
  20. Can't decide if he is on the first row of the roller coaster or just really good at sunshine pumping for his mass of morons so he can generate more money/clicks.
  21. So the pentagon shorted the orange crop and now they're cornering the market. The orcs just got Billy Ray Valentine'd.
  22. I don't give a damn what he says. I'm no giving up my Jalapeno Poppers!
  23. … Now to convince Elon Musk he needs to buy OceanGate Expeditions for 477458534753 billion dollars.
  24. You've got to figure Trump will insist on taking the stand because he knows he can outfox any two-bit loser government worker lawyer. Your honor, I would like to take the stand myself.
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  26. Wordle 731 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 512 8️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. Wordle 731 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 took too long
  28. insomnia strikes again. Wordle 731 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 512 6️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #515 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, June 20 Letters: D E I P N O T My score: 324 points My longest word: 11 letters 🏵 🌼 🌷 🌺 🌻 💮 🌹 🌸 💐 🏵 🌼 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  29. “We’ve sealed off two ends of a drainage pipe and put on a Ski-doo thruster. All controlled with an aftermarket PlayStation handset” ”How do you keep track of it?” ”Elon’s got us covered.”
  30. So, the brain is weird and it would be stupid to assume that a stroke would affect everyone's speech pattern the same. I've posted on this thread my interaction with a neighbor who was having a stroke and she was mixing words up, but speaking them relatively clearly. So, obviously different than your anecdote. Because anecdotes aren't science. Do you have any indication, other than the speech issues, that Fetterman is having cognitive issues that are interfering with his job? If not, maybe just shut the fuck for a while. Be sure to inform us if he starts rambling about insane shit, like Jewish space lasers or trickle-down economics.
  31. This shouldn’t make me laugh but it is…if there were cell phones in 1912…
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