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  1. She already has a bottle cap opener and a wireless mouse.
  2. Don't go there, Elton. Don't brie the cheese silliness back. On the recruiting end, Saina is a straight up loss to Riley and USC. Dude is scared of competing with a full OL roster. Sucks, but that's not exactly a great sign. They're going to push multiple DLs here shortly so they can have depth chart clarity. I still expect a string of announcements starting soon.
  3. Here's a nice, timely read from today's paper given the emergence of this stupid thread. A Handy Guide to the Republican Definition of a Crime If you think Republicans are still members of the law-and-order party, you haven’t been paying close attention lately. Since the rise of Donald Trump, the Republican definition of a crime has veered sharply from the law books and become extremely selective. For readers confused about the party’s new positions on law and order, here’s a guide to what today’s Republicans consider a crime, and what they do not.
  4. Gerry Hamilton enters a 75% RPM pick to Texas for Zina
  5. Wait so the Wagnerites that invaded Russia get to go home but the ones in Syria carrying out Putin’s wishes get arrested? That doesn’t make any sense so I will assume it’s true.
  6. Holy fuck who gives a shit. At least the cheese puns were kind of charmingly dumb.
  7. The problem isn't when you enter Djibouti, it's the mess you make when you leave Djibouti. It's fun and exciting, and then it's over and just a mess.
  8. I see Xi and I share a similar interest.
  9. No. Becuase I have fucking clue who that is, or what she does. She popped up on a gif search and I knew I'd found something special for you fuckfaces.
  10. And this one is just for you degenerates.
  11. I've not heard the words "wesson oil party" in a long, long time. No rubber sheets, though: mil-spec poly sheeting 20 feet wide and 8 or 10 mils thick - don't want any rips to get Wesson oil all over your nice shag carpet, right? Her name was Marge. She was the receptionist on the top floor at Exxon Production Research, one of my consulting clients. She would come down to the lobby to escort people up, because the elevator needed a key to go to the executive level. She had short, curly red hair, prototype brick shithouse body, and dresses that left little to the imagination. On one visit, as the elevator ground its way upward, I asked her what she was doing that coming weekend, and she replied that she was going to a Wesson oil party. Having no idea wtf that was, I queried her about it, and got invited to go along. Which I did. Your imagination can fill in the rest, but my clearest memory is hearing her say those dreaded seven words, "I thought it would be even bigger."
  12. Wordle 738 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 519 5️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  13. Wordle 738 3/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #522 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 519 4️⃣6️⃣ 🟥8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  14. Wordle 738 3/6* ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 519 5️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 519 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, June 27 Letters: D E O R P V W My score: 273 points My longest word: 9 letters 💮 🌼 🏵 🌺 🌸 💐 🌻 🌷 🌹 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game #Worldle #522 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  15. 12 points
    Radicals on the right used violence in an attempt to overturn a free and fair election and to install a corrupt con-man as a dictator. Radicals on the left want every citizen to have free health care. So, yes, it's basically the same problem when you think about it.
  16. Russia's losing this war many different ways, but one of the dumbest fucking ways is using their limited supply of missiles against civilian targets instead of military targets.
  17. Wordle 738 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 519 6️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  18. Wordle 738 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 519 8️⃣7️⃣ 🟥5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  19. Wordle 738 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Wordle 738 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 519 7️⃣8️⃣ 🟥4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ D'oh! I can't remember the last time I failed a Quordle. Daily Sequence Quordle 519 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Wordle 738 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 519 3️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #522 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜↘️ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, June 27 Letters: D E O R P V W My score: 277 points My longest word: 11 letters 🏵 🌺 🌻 🌸 💐 🌷 💮 🌼 🌹 🏵 🌺 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  22. Wordle 738 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Wordle 738 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. It was mostly USAF drones, F-22s, and an AC-130 raining metal on them. Another reminder of the American way of war. I may have read it here, but an apocryphal anecdote on how to figure out in the dark what soldiers you heard shuffling about nearby in World War II. Fire one shot above their heads: - If they surrender, it’s the Italians - If the reply is disciplined, crisp rifle fire it’s the Brits - If they unleash all hell with a machine gun it’s the Germans - If you’re met with silence and then your position is obliterated with artillery or an air strike, it was Americans Still not 100 percent clear how many Wagners were at that fight, though.
  25. Wordle 738 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. Wordle 738 3/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 519 7️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  27. Money flying around from Texas what a new concept. Every time I hear a douche tell me that Texas was also cheating in the 80s or the last 20 years, I ask them if they really think Texas would have been outbid if they were also cheating. NIL is going to give the SEC its' due.
  28. I would think that a lot of longhorns have been to california multiple times...just for the multiple holiday bowls (ducks and runs)
  29. Wordle 738 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Sigh Wordle 738 4/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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