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  1. Ryan Wingo Fongโ€™d to the Horns ๐Ÿค˜
  2. Don't let this distract from the fact that the recruiting dynamic in the state of Texas is changing.
  3. Are you saying heโ€™s taking them to . . . Day Care?
  4. Per TFB so not sure how accurate. Rubell filmed a commitment video to ohio state when he was there and gave them a silent commitment...then he visited Texas and the staff got pissed about it and told him to fuck off. The pick saturday will be texas
  5. 20 posts later from the two of you on the exact same topic, and I can confidently say neither of you have any clue what agree to disagree means.
  6. On3 needs to get its shit together regarding Wingoโ€™s primary recruiter at Texas ๐Ÿคฃ
  7. Ohio Stateโ€™s Texas recruiting has fallen off dramatically and letโ€™s hope it stays that way. Theyโ€™ve got the NFL pitch, which does and should work for some guys. After that, theyโ€™re into the phase of depth chart shaming and pressuring for commitment lock-ups. Iโ€™m sure theyโ€™re doing all of that while Ryan Day is also showing a keen interest in each recruitโ€™s younger siblings, who Day insists on having the recruit bring along for the visit. Iโ€™d really like to see them fall off some this year while they replace some key guys. Probably just fantasy, given the way theyโ€™ve recruited, but at least my fantasies are mostly wholesome, unlike Ryan Dayโ€™s, which are likely too grim for public discussion.
  8. Man, y'all dog on Roach too hard. I now he's overly conservative with his picks and as exciting as a bowl of oatmeal, but he seems to genuinely love Texas high school football, cares about the kids, and doesn't embarrass the program by being associated with it. Johntay Cook even had the guy narrate his commitment video. Dude needs to hit the treadmill but he's better than EJ was.
  9. Seriously, this. EJ Holland is a fucking piece of shit, a narcissitic entitled cuntbag who was mediocre at his job at best, and thought he was a superstar. All the while being the sneaker and shit fashion obsessed remora to his doctor wife. I fully expect him to one day go full Dont Worry Darling on his wife. People bag on roach for being obsessed with HS football, but that stupid motherfucker was obsessed with 7 ON 7. He doesn't even like college football. Fuck that guy, and I mean with a fucking morning star that's been dipped in acid. Roach is boring, but at least theoritically he could be of use to society. Like as a human shield, or as a flotation device if we were on a plane that went down in the ocean. EJ Holland should be fed to a bear. Black, Brown, Polar, homosexual, whatever.
  10. Hey look, it's Don Henley and Glenn Frey. Back to back Eagles. Wordle 740 2/6 โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
  11. A police friend of mine did something similar when he was on park patrol. He had pulled a woman over earlier in the day for a minor traffic violation and saw her back in the park later that afternoon throwing something into the creek. After she left he went down and found that it was a handmade doll with Asian writing on it as well as a scroll attached to it. He pulled up her address and late that night after he got off work he put the doll on her front door mat, rang the bell about 20 times, and ran like hell back to his car.
  12. 14 points
  13. Bru McCoy's ranking was spot on if the position in question was pussy little bitch.
  14. 13 points
    Midtown at the conference afterparty
  15. Wordle 740 3/6* โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ Lucky is my middle name.
  16. Wordle 740 3/6 โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸจ โฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
  17. I understand this sentiment, but the only way out is through. Motherfuckers want to throw down? well then letโ€™s go. This is our watch. Generations to follow need us to stand the fucking watch. Aye aye
  18. He did before he had a massive fucking injury every fucking year for 4 straight years.
  19. It appears Iโ€™m in the remedial class today. Everybody else, including Mrs. NNM, getting par at worst. Wordle 740 5/6 โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ #Worldle #524 1/6 (100%) ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŽ‰ โญโญโญ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐Ÿช™ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 521 6๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ 5๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ m-w.com/games/quordle/ โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›
  20. Wordle 740 3/6 โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
  21. 11 points
    Lots of chatter about this and Austin is leading the way: I think thereโ€™s lots driving this, but anecdotallyโ€” I kissed AirBnB goodbye a long time ago. Itโ€™s no longer cheaper than a hotel but itโ€™s always way more complicated. Most of the hosts are assholes who want the money of the hospitality industry without being hospitable. Getting a resolution is nigh-on impossible. In Europe booking.com is a FAR better experience. I could see going AirBnB for certain very special situations like a month-long getaway but for family vacation travel, itโ€™s just not worth the hassle and the bullshit rules hosts have in place for the price. On a bigger scaleโ€” it will cause some pain but if more people can afford houses in some of our most expensive cities thatโ€™s a good and not bad outcome.
  22. We call that the Manndingo. Insert your favorite mandingo_nsfw.gif here.
  23. Wordle 740 3/6* ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ Daily Quordle 521 3๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ 8๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ m-w.com/games/quordle/ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›
  24. Wordle 740 5/6 โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ Messed up with guess #3 using middle letter that I already knew didn't belong there. I went too quickly/distracted today. Daily Quordle 521 6๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ 8๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃ m-w.com/games/quordle/ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› Daily Sequence Quordle 521 4๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ 7๏ธโƒฃ8๏ธโƒฃ m-w.com/games/quordle/ โฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› โฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ โฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ›โฌ› ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
  25. Ever since the o.g. defenestration event in Prague more than 400 years ago, Eastern Europeans have been limited to no more than four involuntary window exitings per month. Initially it was six, but the figure was revised downward after special pleadings from the Catholic church, the World Health Organization, and the United Glassmakers Union of Ipswich (#382).
  26. Fuck EJ Holland and anyone giving him any, I mean ANY, respect. That guy is a piece of shit. Also, you guys have wasted a lot of time worrying about Michigan with Rubell when Ohio State is the problem.
  27. Wordle 740 4/6 [emoji834][emoji834]๐ŸŸฉ[emoji834]๐ŸŸจ [emoji834]๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ [emoji834]๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ Another Eagbirparโ€ฆ.
  28. I almost feel sorry for the bacteria that infected her.
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