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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/01/23 in all areas

  1. Finally can tell my aggy story. Have a good insight into this kids recruitment and I’m still laughing about his visit to aggy. Dude gets his player host (I’ll let y’all find who that is) and since it was midweek the host has to go to class, Livingstone gets invited to attend class as well but the player host was extremely late, got kicked out of class and went back to his dorm to smoke weed until practice while leaving Livingstone in the class. Livingstone sits through this dudes underwater bb stacking class or whatever and goes to the football facility by his lonesome for practice to see if he can even find his host. He still can’t, but he proceeds to listen to Jimbo and Petrino mother fuck each other and their players for the next two hours. Just pure hatred between those two, the only people they hate more than each other is their players, all of them. Kid leaves a day early and aggy doesn’t understand why… On the flip side, the whole family can’t brag enough on Jackson and how much they love him. I think he’s gonna be a beast, welcome to the 40 kid!
  2. Idk if it will be today or this weekend but I’d expect at least 3 more before Americas bday is over
  3. You made it to what’s left of Twitter.
  4. I don’t want to derail the conversation, but who did this? (SIAP)
  5. Whatever it takes. That said, you realize that we’ve got the best OL that money could buy, right? Baker will be another addition to what I hope becomes a tradition if they land him. We should never have subpar OL talent ever again in our lifetimes.
  6. 20 points
    It's started
  7. I dont think message board geniuses realize who they are dealing with here. We are the little finger of college football recruiting. The invisible hand of 5 stars. The founders of NIL initiatives being copied nationwide. The scribes of aggy ineptness. The bookshelf that they pull on top of themselves. We are the personality test that said Jimbo and Petrino could coexist. The blank year on their national championship trophy. The pirate grackle in their endzone. You know… morons.
  8. Alex January to Texas! https://247sports.com/player/alex-january-46114652/ View full commit
  9. Because we don't give a shit!!
  10. Pollack took fucking shots at Texas every chance he got and I never found any of his commentary worth a fuck. May he be cast into the Tartarus of the sports commentary realm and wind up with a job for a local sports radio show in Athens. Corso is unwatchable. He needed to be cut loose years ago. I have a hard time watching Gameday because of his stroked out ass. You still digging him is par for the course.
  11. Parker Livingstone to Texas! https://247sports.com/player/parker-livingstone-46114138/ View full commit
  12. Good idea. Check MySpace and let us know.
  13. Freeloaders ever wonder why we’ve wanted to leave this conference? also this
  14. Wordle 742 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 523 4️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  15. That shit is coming from someone on the aggie end. ATM doesn’t have deeper pockets this go round and Jimbo doesn’t have any goodwill or buy-in left. Simmons is mostly NIL, but he’s not going to be interested in playing for a loser program going nowhere. Shit would have to go sideways for Texas and perfectly for ATM and that still might not matter. Now, will Simmons make sure he’s getting what he can even if there’s an idiot stalking horse, sure. ATM is still fucking lost with the new landscape. You can be mad all you want. You are no longer the only group spending money and the SEC advantage has been nuked. On top of that, you have no corporate value to sell. Dumbfucks. Texas views Simmons as a linchpin recruitment. I’m so fucking scared that Billdo and Ritz Bitz have their feelings hurt. “Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.”
  16. Huh. Memory popped up. 6 years ago today, we were passing through Kyiv. Noted that the Ukrainians had a definite opinion about where Crimea belonged:
  17. Wordle 742 3/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟩[emoji834] 🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Wordle 742 3/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Jordon Johnson-Rubell to Texas! https://247sports.com/Player/Jordon-Johnson-Rubell-46101555/ View full commit
  20. Just keep refreshing and it will eventually work
  21. Oh yes. I have it typed up. Gonna be a very fun weekend
  22. In the new NIL environment, Texas fans need to stop whining about other schools spending money. Just looks stupid.
  23. In the Zaporozhye direction, the ZSU continues its counter-offensive operation and is having success... On the Staromlyniv section of the front on the Rivnopil-Volodyne line, our soldiers managed to break through the orc defenses and advance quite a lot. Now the armed forces are clearing the territory and securing new positions. ..
  24. Wordle 742 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 523 5️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #526 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, July 1 Letters: A D E R J M O My score: 252 points My longest word: 9 letters 🌹 💐 🌻 💮 🌼 🌸 🏵 🌷 🌺 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  25. 12 points
  26. Should be noted this is a flip pick. Had it on Clemson previously.
  27. This, if you get to feeling badly, just remember: 1. The amount of children the Russians have killed - at least 400 (at thats probably sandbagging it a bit) 2. The number of civilians targeted and killed by the Russians 3. The amount of rapes and sexual assaults committed by Russians 4. The deliberately placed murderers and all sorts of mentally unstable in combat 5. The ecologic terrorism committed such as blowing up the dam 6. They've attempted to freeze and starve the elderly via attacks on infrastructure 7. They've destroyed over 3,000 school, hundreds of medical facilities, looted museums, stolen from farmers, mined fields And the list goes on. All the while, remember the vast majority of the Russian population is cheering all this on and even happy they are doing it. Did that one guy do it, maybe not? But did his death prevent anymore of this from happening, probably even if in some small regard (and potentially a large one). If you bear all that in mind, you may find your sympathy eroding, and that's ok.
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